Russell Brand [5]

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Russell Brand – the scrawny, lank haired, ex-junkie gobshite, who thinks the entire planet should listen to his ridiculous rants, because he’s, like, so fucking profound. His outburst is an attack on Britain and her people. The indigenous people that is, not the foreign fuckers who happen to have a British passport. Apparently, we’re all evil because we keep portraying those nice, peaceful, uninvited muslims in our country, as violent, racist, homophobic, sexist, intolerant, head severing, homicide bombing terrorists.

He reckons it’s OUR fault that “British” Muslims, like the Kuwaiti Mohammed “Jihadi John” Emwazi become terrorists. No Russell, they become terrorists because they are members of a schizophrenic cult, that encourages extreme violence against everyone who does not adhere to their particular branch of said schizophrenic cult. But hey, don’t the fucking truth get in the way of your swivel eyed rants Russ, you self important prick.

You may get the impression that I don’t like Russell Brand. You’d be wrong. I fucking despise the bearded twat. Like all lefty’s Brand is all for freedom of speech, as long as what you say agrees completely with what he says. If you disagree with so much as one word, he starts shouting and screaming at you, in the hope that you will shut up an go away. You are a fascist. A Nazi. Although, like all lefty’s he completely ignores the fact the Nazis were a left wing party. Socialists as it happens. Point that fact out to a lefty. It’s like lighting the blue touch paper.

The fact of the matter is, it’s the likes of Brand who are to blame for the state this country is in. He and his ilk are to blame for the hate preachers, who stand in our roads, encouraging their fuckwit followers to murder us in our own country. He and his ilk are the reason we have so many foreigners in our country, a large number of whom are criminals. Often very violent criminal. Brand and his fellow lefties are the reason that thousands of young white girls were not only subjected to sustained multiple gang rapes over a number of years, but were actually accused of being responsible for it.

And why are Brand and his butt buddies responsible for the state our country is in? Because they’re soft cunts. For over thirty years, they have insisted that we tread on egg shells around criminals, foreigners, etcetera. They have insisted that WE adapt to suit the needs of certain immigrant groups, rather than vice versa. They have destroyed traditional British values such as respect, decency, manners, selflessness, honour, and honesty, and turned our country into a shit hole.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Russell Brand, the man who made a career out of using a Thesaurus, I love it when people claim he is intelligent, just because someone knows 400 synonyms for an adjective does not make them intelligent, just an annoying cunt.

And as for his revolution bullshit, the only revolution I want to see from Russell is his body revolving off a fucking cliff, the cunt

Nominated by: Sam Matterface

25 thoughts on “Russell Brand [5]

  1. Holy fuck, I was wondering how long it would be before this shit lord once again graced the pages of is-a-cunt.com What has he done now then?

    • Well Lenny, here is a starter for 10.

      1. Thought he was being clever by harassing the staff of a well known bank, complete with camera crew in tow. Unfortunately got the wrong address and ended up harassing a bunch of bank admin staff instead. The bloke who he singled out subsequently wrote an open letter, which was funnier than anything Russel Brand will ever come out with.
      2. Claims to have slept with over 2000 women. Forgot to mention most of these were prostitutes. Any woman stupid enough to go anywhere near him probably wants to get themselves down to the G.U. clinic and ask for a wide spectrum antibiotic as a matter or urgency……as well as an AIDS test.
      3. Still hasn’t properly apologised to Andrew Sachs and his wife, despite having been offered the olive branch to go and clear the air. The Sachs family still cannot bring themselves to speak to their granddaughter, who was actually dumb (or drunk / stoned) enough to consider Russel Brand a viable option for a shag partner. A fifteen year old, loudmouth schoolboy would have been more discreet. But then that is pretty much what Russel Brand is, a fifteen year old loudmouth schoolboy who has just laid his hands on a copy of Das Kapital.
      4. Blames the UK for the radicalisation of muslims. Conveniently forgetting that one of the latest bunch of silly bints that ran off to be gang raped by ISIS had her own father to thank for her radicalisation and subsequent life of servitude to a bunch of cunts who wear beards just like Russel’s.
      5. Writes books that make him look like he has an 18 year old Sociology student as a political adviser.
      6. Proudly states the common knowledge that Hugo Boss made uniforms for the Nazis. Conveniently forgetting that the form of transport that he turned up to the awards in was also a favourite of the Nazis and more specifically the SS (Mercedes). At this point it should be noted that Hugo Boss was a manufacturer of GERMAN MILITARY UNIFORMS!!!! As was C&A and numerous other clothing manufacturers. Frankly I don’t think they had much of a choice in the matter.
      7. Went to the Italia Cunti school for pointless luvvie cunts, current fees are around £4000 – 5000 per term (man of the people, eh Russel? You arrogant, clueless luvvie prick!).
      8. Pretends to be a champion for the ‘downtrodden’ and truly dense fuckers who couldn’t be bothered to learn anything in school or apply themselves in later life, while enjoying a seven figure bank balance to rub their noses in. Typical hypocritical lefty cunt.
      9. Thinks that Russel’s particular brand of communism is a great idea. Misses the fact that anywhere communism has been tried it has failed and been replaced by rampant Capitalism (coming soon to a North Korea near you).
      10. Is a copper bottomed cunt of ocean going proportions, a clueless, arrogant, pointless, junkie, gobshite, fucktard, juvenile, unfunny, mincing, two-faced, left wing, rent boy, cunt!

      There, glad I got that off my chest and hope it helps.

      • hes worse than a junkie he doesn’t take drugs anymore apparently he’s too high on new age consciousness and befriending conspiracy theorists and after he laughs at all the stupid people who believe he’s against the illuminati he then goes to his local freemasonry hall to suck off a bunch of old nonces . How do you think he got famous? If you guessed sucking cocks you would be right, but i’m gonna assume he still takes speed as far as drugs are concerned that cunt talks a mile a minute about endless drivel

  2. I should say that the sum total of his crimes and nomination as a cunt are contained succinctly in the well penned cunting. I could only add how much his irritating falsetto voice grinds on me.

    • Yes, it is irritating. In fact the only way it could be more irritating, is if he ever sings “Staying Alive”. Well, the Bee Gees can’t sing it anymore.

  3. If this twat has slept with 2,000 women, it proves that females must have a very poor sense of smell.

    And the SNP are cunts.

    • Met him once n the business lounge at Miami airport with some posh toty draped all over him 0 fuck knows how he managed that.

      For a man with deep socialist principles, he doesn’t seem averse to travelling first class. Fscking red hypocrite just like all of them when it comes to themselves. Vote Labour! Get hypocrites! At least the Tories don’t pretend not to be rolling in it. As far as I could see, this cunt just rolls in bullshit…

      • He certainly looks like he rolls in bullshit… The smelly cunt also persuaded Katy Perry to pose in a West Ham shirt… More proof that she hasn’t got a brain in her fucking head…

      • With regards to the totty, I would point you to the question Mrs Merton once asked Debbie McGee. “What attracted you to the millionaire, Paul Daniels”? The answer is right there my friend.

      • That’s what bends my head, QDM: Katy probably has more money than Brand… She must just be really fucking thick…

      • Have you seen Katy Perry music videos? She is a child in adults body… she is seriously messed up.

        More proof that Brand is just a predatory nonce.

    • Dunno about photobucket. It’s more like shitbucket. If only I’d been there with my bow and my Easton fatboy arrows.

  4. Wonder if Brand has shagged Morrissey yet? That’s the kind of photo that implies he is thinking about it

  5. King of all cunts. The only reason there isn’t a ‘cunt-of-the-year’ show is that Brant would win it every year.

  6. “Brant” was actually a typo. My subconscious is ahead of my conscious.

    • If you are using the Swedish meaning of Brant, I salute you for surreptitiously slipping that one in there.

      I also claim you to be Flaxen Saxon and I claim my £10.

  7. That’s those mind controlling entities David Icke is always on about, those pesky mind controlling cunts from Nibiru fucking with your mind.
    Oh, fuck, they are controlling me now…Buy David Icke’s books & DVD’s Buy David Icke’s books & DVD’s Buy David Icke’s books & DVD’s Buy David Icke’s books & DVD’s The Queen is a reptilian Buy David Icke’s books & DVD’s Buy David Icke’s books & DVD’s – bastards

  8. Wish someone would shoot this ugly freak faced braindead cunt dead once and for all, why do we have to suffer with this air stealing drug addled fuck

  9. I saw this cunt once at a comedy gig and he was fucking pony. He was out of his box on gear and could hardly speak and was about as funny as thrush so how the fuck he has made it i dont know. Give me Eddie the Eagle anyday

  10. Scruffy minging scrawny talentless unfunny cunt who thinks he’s Jesus. A deep sea and VERY heavy boots is the only outcome for this dick wort

  11. I found this page by accident.
    I couldn’t remember this dipshits name, so googled Russell Twat…and he came up top of the list…and 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th.
    No shit, try it yourself.
    Your page was first lol

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