Griff Rhys Jones is a cunt… First of all there’s that horrible fruity voice he puts on… He’s also one of the BBC royalty (along with French, Saunders, Jools Holland, Lenny Henry and al those other early 80s ‘alternative comedy’ wankers!).. Also, any BBC show called the Quizeum and featuring Griff Rhys Jones just screams out the letters C, U,N and T….
Nominated by: Norman
Griff Rhys Jones is, without doubt, an ocean going cunt. He always seems to me to be entirely too smug and pleased with himself. Mind you, I’d be pretty smug if I was a talentless twat who the BBC kept throwing money at. Watch for this cunt on the “revamped” Top Gear next year.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
The cunt is doing another show … Yet another boring as fuck Griff Rhys Jones travels the world thing… The sort of stuff Michael Palin is good at, but Jones is shit at…
How does he get all these gigs? Like that other unfunny ‘alternative comedy’ cunt, Ruby Wax, before him old Griff must be up somebody in the TV boardroom..
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He makes the right noises. And of course, he’s not English, which goes a long way at the English hating BBC.
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And let’s not forget that Welsh is a dead language…
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Actually, I’ve quite enjoyed his trip by train across Africa. Next week he’s doing Zimbabwe and Zambia on the Pride of Africa, which is the Rovos Rail train I was on in January from Cape Town to Dar es Salaam. From the trailer I saw, looks like a cut down version tho’ as the one I was on was 22 carriages and diesel hauled most of the way. I shall watch with interest – it’s a bloody nice train!
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You CUNT! No one cares where you have been, you only went on your shit trip so you can tell a bunch of strangers where you have been as if anyone gives a shit. Cunt.
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If nobody gives a shit, why did you bother to comment?
Or has this site just collected another trolling arsewipe?
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As he gets older, GR-J seems to sound and behave more and more like Donald Sinden. Let’s hope he emulates Sinden by appearing in the Dead Pool too.
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He’s an Oxbridge cunt, which immediately translates as “funny” to the BBC, despite the staggering amount of contrary evidence. Not the Nine o clock news was only funny if you were a teenager, and Smith and Jones was only funny if , no, can’t finish that sentence.
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Good choice of screen name, by the way. Any newspaper who backed Clegg in 2010 and looks set to do the same again this time needs what we scene of crime officers call ‘The Flaxen Saxon Treatment’.
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Not The Nine O’ Clock News tried to be a Python for the 80s… But they failed miserably… The only thing that made it worth watching was having a gander at Pamela Stephenson… I think Rowan Atkinson fancies himself as a modern day Chaplin (seen one Bean, seen ’em all!), and that Johnny English was shite… Almost as bad as Mike Myers (another colossal cunt!) and Austin Powers…
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To be fair Not the Nine O’clock News was worth watching for Pamela Stephensons magnificent norks.
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No, he’s not the most talented of people, but he’s not as big a cunt as Rowan Atkinson, who famously labelled his co-stars on Not The Nine O’clock News as second-raters. If that’s true then he’s a third-rater. All he’s done since that show is pathetic slapstick ‘comedy’. Pamela Stephenson was the best of the bunch.
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The Morecambe And Wise Effect, also known as Two Ronnies Syndrome. The more talented half of a double act always kicks the bucket first. Mel Smith was I believe a half decent actor.
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Ernie Wise should have teamed up with Ronnie Corbett – that double act would have made Miranda Hart seem like Larry David.
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Sid Little, the Ringo Starr of comedy.
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I notice that Sid & Eddie and also Cannon & Ball are stilll alive…. Meaning there was no talented one amongst them…
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I think all four are prime candidates for the Pool… (fingers crossed)
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As that bluenose cunt, Eddie, would say: ‘Supersonic!’
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Add in the Chuckle brothers and you have Yewtree the next generation.
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He obviously enjoys fucking children, fucking yewtree avoiding BBC nonce
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Mitch Winehouse is a king sized bumper pack cunt…
He’s now whining about a film about his late daughter… He’s not arsed really about how Amy is portrayed, he is upset about how the flim ‘taints’ himself and puts him in ‘a bad light’…
Which means it portrays old Mitch in a true light… He pushed his daughter into stage school, then got her to be a reluctant star (she loved singing, but she didn’t particularly want stardom), she gets a crippling drug habit, while daddy lives off her fame and its rewards.. The old leech leaves her to rot and finally die while the fucking Mitch Winehouse Band (I know Don’t laugh) is sucking it up in New York…
I was never a big Amy fan, but what a complete bastard her old man is… What a parasite… What a whopper of a cunt…
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Anyway, back to the total Welsh born cunt, Griff Rhys Jones. The cunt came to England at six months old and grew up in England, just imagine if his old woman popped him out whilst on a day trip to France, all we would hear is how fucking great France is, what a proud Frenchman he is and shit shows about France. If you love Wales so much fuck off back to the shit hole and take all the other Welsh cunts with you.
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