Dead Pool [18]

Posted on March 10, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead who correctly predicted that Simpsons creator, Sam Simon, would be the next dead dude! Simon died after battling colon cancer at the age of 59 and spent most of his money from the Simpsons on animal welfare charities – so the good do actually die young.

Well done, Shaun. Yet another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 18.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

108 thoughts on “Dead Pool [18]”

Cunty Cunterson on March 10, 2015 at 10:25 am said:

1. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (one can only hope a slow and painful one)
2. Queenie
3. Kirk Douglas

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:18 am said:
  
  Noted
  
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Fred West on March 10, 2015 at 10:52 am said:

1: Clive James
2: Warren Mitchell
3: Denis Nordern
4: Denis Healey
5: Doris Day

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:18 am said:
  
  Noted
  
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Cunt's Mate Cunt on March 10, 2015 at 10:56 am said:

1/ Sepp Blatter
2/ Sepp Blatter
3/ Sepp Blatter
4/ Sepp Blatter
5/ Sepp Blatter

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:19 am said:
  
  You really don’t like the bloke, do you?
  
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Norman on March 10, 2015 at 12:10 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Charles Manson
Gene Hackman
Ian Brady
Jerry Lee Lewis

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 2:41 pm said:
  
  Noted
  
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Mr. BlobbyBlobby on March 10, 2015 at 3:47 pm said:

Same again please

Gary Glitter
Pope Benedict
Rolf Harris
Roger Moore
Sean Connery

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 3:58 pm said:
  
  Done…
  
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Odin's balls on March 10, 2015 at 6:54 pm said:

Tony Blair
Robert Mugabe
Jihadi John
Abu Hamza
Doreen Lawrence

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:01 pm said:
  
  noted…
  
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The Grim Reaper on March 10, 2015 at 7:12 pm said:

Little Richard
Chuck Berry
Debbie Reynolds
Doris Day
Lord Bramall.

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- Fred West on March 10, 2015 at 7:36 pm said:
  
  Doris Day is already taken, sorry (see above).
  
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  - The Grim Reaper on March 11, 2015 at 8:47 pm said:
    
    In that case I’ll have Bernard Ingham
    
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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:03 pm said:
  
  Noted except for Doris – already taken
  
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TitSlapper on March 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm said:

1)Queen
2)Stephen Fry
3)Barack Obama
4)David Cameron
5)Richard Dawkins
6)Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
7) Ginger Baker, i don’t want him to die but hes looking like a corpse lately

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:06 pm said:
  
  Queen and Abu Bakr already taken – but that that’s OK because I said 5 and you were being a cunt 😉
  
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  - TitSlapper on March 11, 2015 at 7:23 am said:
    
    thats why i put 7 and cunt a guy dream about dead evil cunts? upvotes criticism anyway
    
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lez on March 10, 2015 at 7:45 pm said:

Patrick McNee ( for the hell of it)
BB King (hopefully not)
William Shatner (time for another star trek reunion
Ian Huntley (in the prison laundry with a cheap home made shank)
Richard Addams ( by a warren of psychotic rabbits)

But I truly Wish Odin’s Balls all the best in winning with that piece of excrescence
Jihadi John

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:08 pm said:
  
  All noted…
  
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anal feta cheese on March 10, 2015 at 7:48 pm said:

1. George Alagiah
2. Rupert Murdoch
3. Anyone with knowledge of BBC/Parlimentary pedophilia
4. Peter Andre (car crash on March 20th)
5. Andrew Marr

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:10 pm said:
  
  I’ll give you 4 of those, but ‘anyone’ is a teeny bit vague – although I agree with the sentiment!
  
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King Cunt on March 10, 2015 at 9:40 pm said:

Prince Phillip
George Bush senior
Bruce Forsythe
Stephen Hawking
Bob Hawke

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- Dioclese on March 10, 2015 at 11:12 pm said:
  
  All noted…
  
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  - TheEye on March 11, 2015 at 7:51 am said:
    
    Same again for me please. Rolling over from two threads ago now!
    
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  - Dioclese on March 11, 2015 at 8:42 am said:
    
    Seems a couple of people are getting caught in the spam filter – I’ve forwarded emails to you…
    
    You list carried forward, no problem
    
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  - Dioclese on March 11, 2015 at 9:42 am said:
    
    Sorry, beaten to it with Hawken – others noted
    
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Dioclese on March 11, 2015 at 9:46 am said:

Posted on behalf of Cunta McCunto (who is having problems with the spam filter like QDM)
Angela Lansbury
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
George Bush Sr
Joao Havelange

All noted, but I’m afraid George Bush Snr has been taken
(I’ve mailed the Eye re the spam problem. We know you’re not a spammer!)

Anyone else hitting the spam message when trying to post please mail me direct dioclese@gmail.com or let the Eye know. I’ll post any comments on your behalf until we sort it out…

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Dioclese on March 11, 2015 at 10:12 pm said:

Sir Limply also hitting the spam block problem. He’s carried over his noms form the last pool…

Christopher Lee
Helmut Schmidt
Ken Dodd
Mohammed Ali

Also nominated Leslie Philips but someone beat him to it…

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- Sir Limply Stoke on March 12, 2015 at 10:53 pm said:
  
  Cannot spot above who has bagged Leslie Phillips. Would like him but if he really has gone then Olivia de Havilland please.
  
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  - Dioclese on March 12, 2015 at 11:18 pm said:
    
    It was Shaun of the Dead, Fred.
    
    And I’ve already bagged Olivia. Sorry…
    
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Fred West on March 12, 2015 at 3:27 pm said:

No cunt had Terry Pratchett then…?

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- Norman on March 12, 2015 at 6:35 pm said:
  
  Shame it wasn’t JK Rowling….
  
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- Dioclese on March 12, 2015 at 11:18 pm said:
  
  Nope, I can confirm nobody had Pratchett.
  
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Flaxen Saxon on March 13, 2015 at 9:19 am said:

Fuck, I’m late to the table, anyway here are my dead folk. After seeing a recent pic of Roger Moore, I’ll have him together with my regulars:
Nobby ‘bites your leg’ Stiles
Richard O’Sullivan.
Shawn McGowan
Miley Cyrus
Arse

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- Dioclese on March 13, 2015 at 9:51 am said:
  
  ?…you’re nominating your arse for the dead pool ?!?!?!?
  
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  - Flaxen Saxon on March 14, 2015 at 1:11 am said:
    
    Fuck, noticed Big Rog has been bagged. Exchange for Lynsay Lohan ‘the slapper’.
    
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  - Dioclese on March 14, 2015 at 2:22 pm said:
    
    Don’t be a cunt – you’ve already got five :
    Miley Cyrus
    Nobby Stiles
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Shawn McGowan
    Timmy Mallett
    
    Don’t they teach counting to 5 in nuzzieland – or have you got 6 fingers 😉
    
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  - Fleaboy on March 16, 2015 at 11:55 am said:
    
    Five from Fleaboys itchy brain…
    Woody Allen
    Julie Walters
    Claire Rayner
    ‘Whispering’ Bob Harris
    Clint Eastwood
    
    Ta.
    
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  - Dioclese on March 16, 2015 at 2:26 pm said:
    
    All noted…
    
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Cuntface on March 14, 2015 at 11:26 am said:

I’m going for corrie actors again. Bill Roach. Barbara Knox. Malcolm Hebden. Thelma Barlow. Johnny Briggs and Julie goodyear if you please.

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Cuntface on March 14, 2015 at 11:36 am said:

Sorry Dioclese I’ve put six down ! Could you take Malcolm Hebden off please.

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- Dioclese on March 14, 2015 at 2:25 pm said:
  
  Thought you’d been taking lesson on counting from Flaxen for a minute there 😉
  
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Norman on March 14, 2015 at 11:56 am said:

Is Dermot O’lLeary dead? No? Shame…

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Dan on March 15, 2015 at 6:48 pm said:

Ray Reardon
Johnny Vegas
Brendan Foster
Gerry Adams……hopefully in massive pain and very messily
Bob Hawke

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- Dioclese on March 15, 2015 at 9:58 pm said:
  
  Hawke is taken, but you can have the other four and get one more go…
  
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  - Dan on March 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm said:
    
    Just because he is a massive cunt, I think I’ll go for James McClean…..more in hope than anything else unfortunately
    
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Fred West on March 19, 2015 at 7:18 am said:

No cunt had Shaw “Keep ‘Em Peeled” Taylor then?

Oh, and you might want to let Fleaboy know that Claire Rayner died in 2010.

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- Dioclese on March 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm said:
  
  Correct on both counts, Fred…
  
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on March 19, 2015 at 4:34 pm said:
    
    Profound Buggeration. Will nominate Jerry Lewis again as me final cunt.
    On another note Shaw Taylor was known as “The “Whispering Grass” in criminal circles or “The Whispering Arse” to those orf that persuasion.
    
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  - lez on March 19, 2015 at 8:08 pm said:
    
    Note that a day before the 40th Anniversary of Paul Kossofs death, that former Free bandmate And Fraser has died.
    Sad news.
    
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  - Chas C on March 19, 2015 at 11:00 pm said:
    
    Free – now there was a band!
    
    I was a great admirer of Kossoff – right up there with Clapton and Peter Green in my book in my book of great blues guitarists. The guy had a fantastic feel for ringing the maximum emotion with the minimum of notes!
    
    If only I was half as good as him I’d be happy
    
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  - Fleaboy on April 13, 2015 at 11:43 am said:
    
    Ooops…What an out of touch cunt I am! Please substitute Robert Redford for the already expired Claire Rayner.
    Much obliged.
    
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  - Dioclese on April 13, 2015 at 6:34 pm said:
    
    Done.
    
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Norman on March 23, 2015 at 7:17 pm said:

Sad to hear about Andy. A fantastic bass player (‘Mr Big’ being his showcase). Free were a great band and Koss was briilliant. Free were gifted in all areas. Whereas these days you’d be lucky to find a new band with even one member with that sort of talent. I can’t even think of one…

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Norman on March 23, 2015 at 7:19 pm said:

Great footage of Free in Manchester, 1970:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ6ClSZV5Eg

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lez on March 23, 2015 at 9:11 pm said:

Excellent Norman and Chas.
So few talented musicians these days and slowly dying off

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- Chas C Music on March 23, 2015 at 9:15 pm said:
  
  Modesty forbids – and I’m not dead yet 😉
  
  If you’re looking for bass players Noel redding, Mark King and Jack Bruce come to mind – and of course my old mate John McVie. I was never a bass player. It’s harder than it looks!
  
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Norman on March 23, 2015 at 11:59 pm said:

Agreed on all the above, Chas… Plus John Entwistle, Chris Hillman, and John Paul Jones… And although I know he is not everyone’s cup of tea for various reasons, McCartney was a very good bass player. John Lennon once said: ‘He (Paul) is an egomaniac about everything, except his bass playing. He is coy about his bass playing.’

John Mcvie was a huge influence on Peter Hook of Joy Division and New Order… Hooky loves the Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac and he continued to look up to McVie as a bassist… The bass on Joy Division’s ‘Shadowplay’ was very McVie circa ‘The Chain’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mpZUPPTyjo

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Norman on April 2, 2015 at 3:12 pm said:

So Cynthia Lennon has passed away… By all accounts not a cunt.. Unlike her superstar hypocrite of a husband…

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Fred West on April 10, 2015 at 12:27 am said:

No one had Richie Benaud then? I’m sure his name has cropped up on previous pools.

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- Dioclese on April 10, 2015 at 8:41 am said:
  
  Fleaboy had him in pool 15, but nobody got him this time around
  
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Norman on April 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm said:

Typical griefjacking cunts all over the demise of Richie Benaud (just like the fucktards did with Phil Hughes)…. English cricket fans with flags and banners saying ‘Thanks Richie’ (thanks for what?!) and ‘We’ll miss you Richie’.

They probably never gave the old chap a thought unitil news of his passing got around…
Sad that Benaud has shuffled off and all that. But these cunts would go into collective mourning if they discovered the wickets at The Oval had got woodworm…. Fucking grief lemmings… I fucking hate ’em….

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Norman on April 10, 2015 at 3:54 pm said:

A state funeral for a cricket commentator? How very Scouse.. but then the Australians are mostly descended from Scouse convicts…

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Sir Limply Stoke on April 10, 2015 at 4:12 pm said:

A fitting tribute to Ritchie Benaud would be if England and Australia started playing for his ashes henceforward donchathink.

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Sir Limply Stoke on April 10, 2015 at 4:25 pm said:

And may I respectfully suggest that any sportsman on the look out for a cunt to nominate could do worse than researching old aussie cunts that have spent too much time out in the sun.

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- Norman on April 10, 2015 at 4:47 pm said:
  
  Welcome back, Sir…..
  
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  - Dioclese on April 10, 2015 at 9:49 pm said:
    
    I’ll second that, Norman
    
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