Had Jolie, Bieber, Perry and the loathsome Brand been aboard the craft, forensics would have to spend ages sorting out the ship from the wreckage.
So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:
Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber
…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away
Nominated by: Captain Japseye
The Haka demands a good cunting.
I’m bored to the fucking back teeth of seeing that little dance, but what gets me more are those stupid NZ fans in the stands who now think they need to stick the tongue out like their heroes on the pitch. Piss right off cùnts.
http://medya.todayszaman.com/todayszaman/2009/06/04/travel01.jpg
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http://is-a-cunt.com/2014/06/haka/
…but we can do it again of you like…
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One’ll do. It’s been dealt with adequately
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Fuck off Dan, you scum.
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Hello Dave / Bane / Shade / whatever. I see you’re popping up on here now with yet another new name. You’re really not very good at this trolling thing are you? Just too damned easy to spot…
Ignore him Dan. He’s just some brain dead Irish bog peasant arsing about. He tries to troll my blog but frankly he can’t even manage that.
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He can go suck on James McClean’s Fenian balls for all I care. Fucking cunt that he is.
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Succinctly put, Dan.
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Cunt them again, they can never be cunted enough
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Captain Japseye, you clearly have a brain the size of a pea.
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