Meghan Trainor

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I would like to cunt that Meghan Trainor for inflicting that “All about that bass” tripe upon us, it is played several times a day and is almost unavoidable, seriously I have to control my anger like never before whenever I hear that song otherwise I’m going to end up taking it out on some poor unsuspecting bystander.

Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants

Lyrics? What lyrics? She’s all about a lack of lyrics. If she didn’t endlessly repeat the title the shit would only last about 3 seconds. What a vast improvement that’d be.

Nominated by: Kiwicunt

Who the fuck is Meghan Trainor? Looks like a typical, soft core, peado loving, talentless, yank, gobshite, arsehole cunt to me…

Nominated by: Dioclese

279 thoughts on “Meghan Trainor”

  1. Kind of reminds me of Rick from The Young Ones: goes on about how it’s wrong to hate people and call them cunts. Then spits out a load of hate himself at all and sundry. Also the constant referring to almost everyone as a ‘bender’ or ‘knob jockey’ is a dead giveaway… What a total laughing stock. Some historian once said of Hilter: ‘He built up an amount of enemies that was so huge, it was impossible for him to survive.’
    Same goes for this sad little fucker here…

  2. Bugger me (no not me but metaphorically) Jeremy Thorpe has gorn to the great arsehole in the sky. That means the Grim Cunter wins the pool and once more all is to play for.
    I am going for me original list:

    Mohammed Ali
    Helmut Schmidt
    Anthony Armstrong Jones
    Jerry Lewis
    Ken Dodd

    • 1: Clive James
      2: Warren Mitchell
      3: Denis Nordern
      4: Leslie Phillips
      5: If The Eye is still concentrating on his new Hollyweird nominations instead of his original five, then I’d like Denis Healey. If The Eye wants Healey back, I’ll have Doris Day.

    • I previously nominated the creep Thorpe for the dead pool when most of you thought the old perv was already dead ! Where is my prize ?

  3. Dave, if you are still reading this, I’ve nominated you as one of my 5, please do something useful with your miserable life and post your obituary. I’ve promised to share the prize with everyone here

    • Oh, and where are the IP addresses and personal details you promised to post…?

      And Plod…?

      All holding our breath here (mainly coz we don’t want to smell your rancid cock-breath).

      Come on, Dave – either post the info or admit you’re a LYING CUNT.

  5. Hey Dave, where does your dad take you so that he and your uncle and grandad can spunk on your face without being disturbed?

  8. I’d like to nominate. Stuart Hall. Judy Dench. Brian Blessed. Brian Cox (actor). Michael Parkinson

  10. Why don’t you just fuck off and go peddle your arse on the heath you tiresome little bender.
    and stop raiding your family album for this dreadful porn you are uploading

  12. Dave and Real Dave are NOT me (Dave). I am the REAL Real Dave and everyone else belongs in a disabled toilet for eternity. It would be wise to look over your shoulder now that the dark net team is on to you. The end of this swamp has begun.

    • Dave, Real Dave and REALLY Real Dave are all false Daves and will get what is coming to them soon. Don’t say you weren’t warned, vile cunts.

  13. One of the regular plankton on this swamp goes by the name Rat on cunts corner. Utter cretin.

  14. Fuck off back to your disabled toilet you fake Patroller cunt. You cannot beat me – I will continue to troll this cesspit until it is taken down by the NSA and MI6.

  15. You swamp sewage are to stop using my aliases and my catch phrases or prepare yourselves for the direst consequences. The KGB have you all under observation. Now I am going back up my own arse and when I return at a time of my choosing ha ha you will all be covered in shit.

  16. Paltry unbelievers I command you to desist in the persecution of my chosen acolyte Dave. The person known as Dave is simple minded and easily led astray. I go to retreat in a House of Convenience for a few days to gain ascendency upon the spiritual
    path only to find that you
    pathological bum cunts have set
    to undermine his ordained calling.
    He now spends all his days and nights wanking at his computer speaking in tongues and neglects his duties. I now have no one to make my shite sandwiches. I Master Wadders, wearer of the wank stained lunghi and Protector of the Crap Coated Khazi am most seriously displeased.

  18. It has come to my attention that Dave, one of my lowliest minions, has been causing much mischief on this site. Dave is currently undergoing gender reassignment and the hormones are playing havoc with his mood swings, particularly as he is bipolar. Dave’s mother was an alcoholic, drug using, labour voting single mother who gave birth to Dave unassisted in a disabled toilet in Hackney. Dave’s raging Oedipus complex and coprophilia ensured his mother abandoned him at the infamous Elm Guest House in Barnes where I collected him and welcomed him into my dark fold to train him to fight for the forces of darkness. Alas, Dave’s puny intellect and weaker body, plus his obsession with disabled toilets, meant Dave was not well equipped to fight the overwhelming powers of the Illuminati, our ancient and most hated foe. Instead Dave was more suited to making the tea and relieving me sexually. Forgive this poor boy, he is nothing more than a product of his environment. I, Master Wadders, apologise unreservedly on his behalf.

    Excelsior!

  20. I AM Master Wadders

    Keeper of the Flaming Fart
    Guardian of the Temple of Shyton
    Grand Master of the Secret Order of Illiterati

    Reel and bend before my hurricane of displeasure oh shape shifting troll. Quake before my unimaginable and endless wrath. I consign you to the nether darkness to remain a mere speck of shite for an internity in the dark hole of infinity.

    Have a nice weekend

    • I think that was the point – to neutralise him by imitation.

      “I’m Brian – and so is my wife!”

  25. Mind games old sport. That and to demonstrate that there are a hell of a lot of trolls better than “Dave” out there.

  27. Bitches! Mock me not.
    I am invincible, soon begins the destruction of your swamp, millennia from now children will talk of the devastation of dave and old men will tremble, women will wail..
    In the beginning, dave created dave and saw it was good..

    • And lo, on the 6th Day, Dave created a disabled toilet so that the differently abled could relieve themselves without fear. After Dave’s magnificent creation was called forth from the Stygian Darkness, Dave had a wank and a kip as he was tired and it was near his bedtime…

  29. My fundament is so careworn testing dildos is now like throwing a cocktail stick in a disabled toilet…

  30. a miserable,asocial teenager who spends most of his time alone in his dark room playing video games.if anyone disturbs him he becomes extremely hostile.he also has a obsession with masturbating,collecting wank mags and calling hotlines and btw i reckon this was a piss take lol

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