Lets start with the Cyclists, not the ones who cycle to go somewhere, but the ones who prefer to cycle alongside other men in equally tight clothing, riding 3 abreast so it makes it difficult to overtake. Newsflash to your wife, he is a closet gay. Then said wife turns up on a news programme whinging you got run over, and demand more action to make the roads safer (gonna come back to that at the end)
Then we have the joggers who jog along country roads, facing the traffic, as they sensibly should, so they can see and get out of the way of oncoming traffic. However, If you just stay in the road regardless of what is coming, you may as well run away from traffic, as is reduces the closing speed, and you won’t see your death coming.
Finally we have horse riders. Why the fuck are you even in the road? Just fuck off into the fields and bridleways, you are the dumbest cunts of the lot.
Roads were built for, and paid from motorists tax, for the safe and expedient access to town and cities. They pretty much contain vehicles that are capable of at least 60mph driven by people who have had the most basic training. So if you think you still want to jog, cycle ride a horse on these roads, don’t fucking whinge if you got scared, injured, lost a loved one, because that is evolution at work, you dumb cunts! Rant over
Nominated by : Angry Motorist
Cyclists should be knocked over.
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I just got back from my european hols and can only agree that cyclists are cunts the world over – they ride round on their outdated toys in the mistaken belief that they’re saving the planet, the reality is they’re simply adding to the sum of human misery with their blatant disregard for others – motorists, pedestrians and normal people. Just keep off the roads and pavements you fucking low-life bicycling cunts and make everybody happier, you must know that everybody hates your faggoty dress sense and stupid behaviour. you motherfucking Cunts !!!
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When I was young, we used to beat the living crap out of cyclists because they were such obvious nonces, all dressed up like scandinavian whores. When they complained, we’d just shoot them in the head and feed the corpses to the dogs. Perhaps cameron should put this in his cocksucking manifesto ? Me? I’d set fire to the cunts.
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People who ride horses on the roads ARE cunts. The dumb bitches have no idea about the Highway Code, they trot along side by side nattering away blocking the road. I’ll slow down to get past them…try be considerate in the car and they shout abuse at you cos their horses are shitting themselves on the roads, but they’ll happily whip the fuckers.
horse shit they cunting leave on the roads for us to drive over… A dog shits on the road- owner gets a fine if they don’t clean it up, horses shit on the road and oh no that’s fine… Good for the environment even.
Act like they own the road my tax pays for, cunts, spoilt kids who’s well off daddies pay for horsies, cunts, shit all over my street and don’t fucking clean it up, cunts.
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Looks like fucking Dave’s back again. It doesn’t matter what alias you use Dave, you give yourself away with your homophobic comments reffering to people as nob jockey, sausage jockey, bender etc etc, yawn, yawn, fucking yawn.
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