Emma Spencer

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Emma spencer is the witch faced, peroxide blonde and cretinous presenter of Channel4 Racing.

This odious cunt has about as much charisma as Adrian Chiles rectal passage, her interview technique seems to revolve around 3 questions and as soon as there is any rain at the races the lazy cunt does nothing but hide from the rain (I am sure she must have worked for the Council in the past).

She is absolutely minted (Daddy’s money of course) but she still feels the need to advertise any old gambling cunts (Ladbrookes, 888sport) and seems to believe she is attractive because of a few sad cunts on Twitter who’s whole lives revolve around wanking.

Fucking CUNT

Nominated by: Phil Spencer

12 thoughts on “Emma Spencer”

  2. I’m not a racing fan, so I’ve never had to endure her. I watched Clare Balding on the racing once. 3:30 at Ascot it was, boom boom! No, seriously, she was fucking tedious. I started to hope Willie Carson would find a ladder and give her a lump of sugar.

  3. Don’t know his name, can’t even remember the name of the company he advertises, but surely just this photo and the raucous catchphrase “I said, you buy one, you get one free” will trigger the same Pavlovian response in all cunters here – namely the overwhelming desire to kick in the TV screen and dump a bucket of boiling bleach over this cunt’s head:

    http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c386/Michael_Fish_UKHeir/the-window-man2_zpsf52042dc.jpg

    • Little arsehole name orf Jeff Brown. Been at it for years and nobody can remember the name orf the fucking windows he flogs. Sources tell me the cunt is also the match announcer at Burnley FC. Always tops lists orf the most annoying cunt on TV. This is him back in 1999:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-2n8JHc1M
      Can we do him alongside the other most annoying jasper on TV, the cunt with two inches orf Max Factor on his fizzog, Barry Scott please. This botoxed cunt flogs cleaning products such as Clit Bang (as used by Janet Street-Porter).

      • These window cunts also seem to be one of the worst in the market and that is saying something for double glazing salesmen. Reviews of them are appalling – crap workmanship, bullying sales tactics, worthless guarantees…..Review from monetsavingexpert:

        I would never touch safestyle even if they were the last company on earth.After one of there salesmen wouldn’t leave our house untill we signed an agreement ,he was here for nearly 5 hours. We couln’t get rid of him, and he told lies, we found out afterwards.

        Anyway we signed his contract just to get rid of him and gave him a cheque for a deposit, just to get him out of our house.
        And cancelled the whole lot the next day, had quite a few phone calls from them.

      • How that irritating cunt Barry Scott aka Neil Burgess, was ever allowed to escape the abortion bucket is a mystery known only to unlicensed midwives and Beelzebub.
        Far more irritating however is the offering by Everest double Glazing in the shape of that Fenian half-wit Craig Doyle, for annoying accents and fake bonhomie only the Welsh are worse.

  4. Sacked Channel4 Horse Racing pundit John McCririck was wanked over by many gays. As positive discrimination policy Channel4 Horse Racing decided they should include someone straight people might also want to wank over…step forward Emma Spencer.

    • Searching via the US Google site (and thereby circumventing the EU restrictions) couldn’t be simpler. Just type google.com/ncr into your address bar and it takes you straight to the US site. Typing google.com WITHOUT the /ncr suffix will automatically be diverted to google.co.uk.

      • Used to be a simple way around by adding /ncr (short for “no cunting restriction” apparantly) I agree but no longer works I am afraid. Gristle used to do it quite happily for years but the cunts seem to have put the kybosh on it now.

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