Tony Blair has been cunted many times on this esteemed blog. Blair is definitely a cunt. No doubt about it. But is he a philanthropist? Is he dedicated to doing good for his fellow man? Is he fuck as like!
So, dear reader, we are forced to cunt the cunts who nominated and voted for him to be awarded GQ Magazine’s Philanthropist of the Year at last night’s swanky ceremony at the Royal Opera House.
Maybe these cunts were just joking? Maybe they finally realised the meaning of irony? Maybe they’re just totally disconnected from reality (well, they do read GQ Magazine)?
On the other hand, maybe they just are a bunch of total uber-cunts.
What next? Putin awarded Peacekeeper of the Year or Clarkson Feminist of the Year maybe.
Or perhaps the Nobel Peace Prize for Obama? Oh fuck, hang a mo…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Nick Clegg is a cunt. His latest scam is to have 2 year old babies looked after by orange minimum wage tattooed slags (who will inject them with drugs and sell them to Pakistanis to be fucked up the arse-hole – then Lib Dems will get sloppy seconds in seedy guest houses run by Egbert’s).
His earlier scam introduced force-feeding babies (like fucking foie gras ducks) to plump up their bottoms for Lib Dem penetration.
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This was the first time in a long, long time that I’ve read a story and been stuck for words. I mean who the fuck is on the voting panel, Martians? I reckon they’re all from one of those primitive tribes that live in the Amazon rain forest. The ONLY way someone could vote for Blair as philanthropist of the year, is if they’ve never heard of him.
Blair is as much a philanthropist as I am an astronaut. And I hate heights. That warmongering cunt doesn’t do ANYTHING unless there’s a few quid in it for him and that fucking ugly………..thing…………….that’s he’s married to. Some kind of genetic experiment that went badly wrong I think.
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Apparently Jimmy Savile is up for a posthumous GQ award for services to children…
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The NHS want to implement the ‘Savile Pathway’ to revive patents – it involves shagging the dead up the arse and spunking-up on their tits.
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GQ is shite… There are never any fit birds in it anyway…
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Celebrities who take nude photos of them selves are cunts…
Who in the public eye and the media gaze would be brain dead enough to take pictures of themselves billy bolllocks? Didn’t any body tell these thick, narcissistic knobheads that if you don’t take the fucking things in the first place, then they can’t be found? These arrogant self obsessed bastards flash for no reason at all, then they blub about it and call in the FBI (The FBI? For a fuzzy photo of a pair of tits? The mind fucking boggles!) when their naughty snaps spread like a plague…. Jennifer Lawrence really is a silly bitch…
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GQ = (stick you finger up your bum and smear some shit here)
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Good news is the cunt Blair has a dodgy ticker so one day (soon I hope) this piece orf shite in a dinner jacket will be attracting a red letter Dead Pool nom.
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I’d be surprised if its found Blair has a heart during his well overdue post mortem. He’s already sold his soul and rents his rectum to Satan.
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Bliar resigned as an MP & quit Parliament, so he would be unavailable to answer
awkward questions, so why does the cunt keep popping up offering unwanted
advice, & why do the TV channels keep giving the bastard air time?
Hoping to see him arrested asap. What a shameless tosspot a man of no
principles whatsoever….a cunt of the first water!
I reckon he’s trying to get Corbyn’s job..He’s vain enough to think he’s an elder
statesman, & would be welcomed with open arms, by the comrades.
I wonder if he’s renewed his membership subs at the Durham Labour Club,
where he was drinking his token ‘half a bitter!’ with the real workers.
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