* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Well, bugger me backwards. That was a quickie, if you’ll forgive the expression!

Congratulations to King Cunt who royally predicted the next dead cunt would be yank presenter, comedienne and queen of the face lift Joan Rivers who died on 4th September at the age 81 after a week on life support. One of her greatest achievements in a long career is that not once was she ever cunted on this site.

So we have a new Dead Pool champ and clearly I’m going to have to pull my finger out to compete with this new upstart! In the meantime, King Cunt wins a prize. But don’t get too excited because the prize is a guest post of your choice either here or over at Dioclese – or both if you want. Like I said, not much of a prize and most winners don’t bother…

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 14. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.