How about a double cunting? Barak Obama and David Cameron both deserve it after yesterday, I reckon. A journalist is murdered by a cowardly cocksucker, who doesn’t even have the guts to show his face. Both O’Barmy and Camoron come back from holiday, briefly, to mouth the usual bullshit, and then they fuck off back on holiday.
Now I know some may think that holiday is the best place for both of them. But this pair are supposed to be leaders of their respective countries. And with situations like this their place is back at the seat of government, leading their countries. As it was, Camoron fucked off to Cornwall to finish his THIRD holiday this year, and FIFTEENTH since he entered Downing Street. And O’Barmy literally went from the press conference to the fucking golf course. Nothing says ‘FUCK YOU’ like picking up a five iron.
Even for politicians, this pair have been as much use as a fart in a lift. And they’re not even the worst we’ve had.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Alcohol is a cunt:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c386/Michael_Fish_UKHeir/2gazzas_zps84cc7b5b.jpg
(On the plus side though, if anyone has any Dead Pool nominations left…)
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Perhaps “Cunts that can’t hold their liquor” is more appropriate FW. My last sighting orf George Best at Belfast City Airport was in a similar vein. Former football god now with his boat race puffed up like a balloon, covered in busted veins and streaming snot. Died about a month later.
From this:
http://ball72.com/data_images/george-best/george-best-01.jpg
To this:
http://strathearn.aliveandkickingni.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2014/05/62_best.jpg
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Gazza is a cunt!!
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I lost sympathy for him a long time ago. Remember when all his dipshit mates paid for him to go to rehab a few years ago? What a waste of money that was. I mean, I hate to see him like this, but he’s had so many chances to sort himself out and done fuck all.
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I nominated Gazza in the dead pool earlier this month. If he dies I want the glory you cunts !!
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Yep – I can confirm that!
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I think Moochelle sticks his cock up Barry’s arse, and then David licks the shit off it. It’s what keeps the special relationship cosy.
Cameron’s beard, the evil rat-faced cunt Samantha Cunt-Face, also gets Malia’s used jam rags flown in by diplomatic bag from Obama, and sucks them clean so they can be used again by David to stop shit dribbling out of his slack gay arse-hole.
I think these two sick fucks buggered that deformed Ivan cunt to death in some perverted sex game.
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