Monthly Archives: July 2014

Iain Dale [5]

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Iain-Dale-LBC

LBC rent a gobby cunt, criminal record (caution for assaulting a tramp) right wing hard man.

Actually the last bit about being a hard man is a fucking lie because this soft as marshmallow tory arse licker couldn’t blow smoke up his own arsehole let alone fight anyone.

And he’s a fan of the chocolate speedway.

The cunt.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Jordan Horner [2]

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Jamaal-Uddin

I see radicalised, ginger, face like a box of fire damaged lego , white British Muslim Jordan Horner is up to his old tricks again. At least this time the cunt is having a go at other Muslims. Something about an arguments years ago between Shias and Sunnis. I thought Protestants and Catholics had cornered the market on sectarian violence but you live and learn

Ginge Jordan Horner
Stood on a corner
Holding his placard high
He went on patrols
With two other arseholes
And said ‘What a complete cunt am I’

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor

Mike Love

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The Beach Boys Press Conference in Madrid

Hard to know where to start with Mike Love as his cuntitude is so extensive and all-encompassing. If you Google “Why I hate Mike…” it automatically suggests “Mike Love” – that’s how famous the man’s cuntery is: even Google’s soul-less computers know what you mean! I can’t be fucked to explain or I’d still be writing next Easter…just Google and see whether you agree that Mike Love might even beat Morrissey as the biggest cunt the music industry has EVER produced.

Nominated by: Fred West

Mike Love is a big cunt… The horrendous ‘Official Crème Brulee Beach Boys’ he tours the world with are a fucking joke… It was only when Brian and Al rejoined for the 50th anniversary that anyone became arsed… The damage Love has done to The Beach Boys name and Brian Wilson’s legacy is horrifying…

And Love always goes on about how ‘Kokomo’ outsold ‘Califiorna Girls’ or ‘Good Vibrations’ when Kokomo is the smelliest turd in the Beach Boys catalogue… How can it be a fucking Beach Boys record, when there is no Brian, Dennis (RIP) or Al?! Kokomo or anything else done under the ‘Mike Love’s Beach Boys’ banner will forever be shite… I can’t fathom why the late Carl Wilson was on the track? Maybe that love cunt forced him to sing at gunpoint…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside