Best picture I could find of a cunt wearing headphones…
Nowt wrong with using the things in your own home. But when I see these cunts outside with them… I don’t mean small, or even the old Walkman type of headphones, I mean those cunts who parade around with those ridiculous things on that are bigger than Mickey Mouse’s ears (and are usually in ridiculous colours Dayglo orange or silver!).
Is someone really so thick as to wear a big and expensive item on their stupid heads in a city centre in broad daylight? Obviously they are. Don’t these pillocks realize that they won’t be able to hear anyone creep up behind them to nick their status symbol rich kid Disney ears?! Anyone who goes around with these stupid things on might as well have a sign on their backs saying “I’m a tosser! Mug me!”
Nothing screams “I’m a twat” more than going around a busy town with a pair of giant 300 quid, light-up headphones on your bonce…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
They look like malformed cybermen with those huge headphones on. One of these clowns stepped out in front of my car a couple weeks ago. Surprisingly, the dozy shite could hear the sound of my car horn over whatever modern shite he was fucking his ears with.
The lights were green for me by the way, I didn’t just drive at the little gimp. Though I have been tempted on occasion. Anyway, he jumped out of his skin when he heard my car horn. Hopefully he’ll remember in future then when trying to cross the road, MAKE SURE THERE’S NO FUCKING TRAFFIC. And that you have right of way.
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Looks like the heir to the throne has plugged his cans up his arse. Listening to Shite Tunes?
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I have some for sale if you want them, special prices for those who ask no questions
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Naffing wrong with walking round with a nice pair of bins on my noggin. That way I can listen to downloads of me talking about me, without the bother of talking, which frees up time for slagging off ex boyfriends. I’m a busy professional
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You are obviously an enterprising young lady. Who would ever have guessed that technology could be put to exciting new uses. As far as I’m concerned, it don’t matter what ear cans I buy, I damaged my hearing in rhe late 70’s after too many Motorhead concerts.
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They can be used as pacifiers to subdue the lust for rape:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/01/1398942317481_wps_April_30_2014_Min_150_Web.jpg
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