Monthly Archives: April 2014

Miley Cyrus

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This talentless bag of bones and media whore is enough to turn a man off women. She looks like a public schoolboy in drag, her “music” is shite and all that staged “sexiness”: all that twerking and that tongue shit is about as sexy as Angela Merkel on a bad night (that tongue should be fucking removed!). A really sexy woman doesn’t have to put it on and get up to ridiculous antics.

Nobody would notice this Cyrus slapper if she didn’t get out what she hasn’t got and stick her fucking tongue out every five seconds. Silly bitch!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Bez

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Bez is a thick as shit northerner. He was allowed about five minutes of airtime on Shaun Keaveny’s radio show (I’m tempted to cunt Keaveny and Everett for allowing it) to spout his sixth form common room drivel about fracking, GM crops and free renewable energy for all.

Grow up, you stupid cunt.

And what kind of name is ‘Bez’ anyway? Another word for cunt I reckon.

Nominated by : Harry Axwound

( For those of you who are thinking ‘Who the fuck is Bez?‘ he’s a dancer, percussionist, author and media personality. He is best known as a member of the bands Happy Mondays and Black Grape. He’s proposing to stand as an MP FFS! )

The McCanns

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Fuck me, I thought the Mccanns had given up, but the whining sub council estate absent parents are at it again. They couldn’t be arsed to stay in and look after their children, or pay for someone to, so we get subjected to 7 years whining, and police investigations at our expense.

You fucked up, and don’t deserve kids. So shut the fuck up!

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Also this from the Daily Mail back in January :

A lawyer defending a woman who was caught drink-driving while her small child was at home alone has accused Madeleine McCann’s parents of child neglect.

In what has been described as an ‘outrageous’ slur on the missing girl’s parents, defence lawyer Gareth Morgan compared them unfavourably to his client, who left her five-year-old son at home by himself before being arrested after she crashed her car at traffic lights.

He told magistrates at Merthyr Tydfil, south Wales: ‘The parents of Madeleine McCann were guilty of child neglect for leaving their little girl much longer than my client. They were never prosecuted.’

Too fucking right as far as I can see!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Andrew Lloyd Webber [2]

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Just for a moment, let’s spoil ourselves by celebrating the misfortunes of the pug faced little cunt who sat on his golden throne while he subjected us to his excruciatingly embarrassing search for not just one new unknown musical star, but two! A Joseph and a Dorothy. Not that we gave a flying fuck about either.

It seems his latest offering – a musical based on Stephen Ward who committed suicide in the wake of the Profumo affair – is to close after just 4 months. The omens were never good, of course. It opened the same night the roof fell in on the audience in a West End theatre he owns. Actually, I think he owns most of them, doesn’t he?

It seems the theatre was never more than half full. Of course Webby is unrepentant. He commented “if you choose a subject purely because it is commercial, catastrophe looms”. Well, no Andrew. Catastrophe looms when you write some so shitty and uncommercial that nobody comes to see it, you daft cunt.

Anybody who paid good money to sit through his excruciating sequel to ‘Phantom’ must be rubbing their hands together in glee…

Nominated by: Dioclese