Oh fuck, no! It’s Sport Relief 2014, an evening of unrelenting cheap talentless shite masquerading as entertainment on the pretence of raising vast sums of money from brain dead morons who complain they haven’t got any so that over-bloated charity moguls can piss it up the wall.
Let’s cut through the bull: This is the Beeb self promoting itself as the harbinger of all things good and generous whilst filling the schedule with cheap tat.
Mind you ‘Sports Relief’ does seem a rather appropriate title for a programme presented by a bunch of wankers.
Watch something else and send ’em fuck all. That’s what I’ll be doing.
Nominated by: Dioclese
The media (lying cunts with scabby arse-holes) say the cock-mouth-cunt, Nick Grimshaw, cycled 1000 miles in 12 hours.
1000 miles / 12 hours = 83.3 miles per hour (get to fuck.)
Then there is the rancid brain-dead cunt, Davina McCall, blubbering because she had to swim 25 feet carrying her giant arse on her back.
And also, the seedy old cow Jo Wiley supposedly did a 26 hour run on a treadmill.
I bet none of the BBC cunts have done the stuff the sponsoring suckers have paid for.
A few things you can be certain of: None of the BBC cunts will be putting their hands in their own pockets to donate (and all of them will get nice wads of licence payers cash for pretending to care about those they regard as ‘shit’ with no money), and almost all the collected cash will go to foreign countries (while BBC cunts piss on starving British children begging at food-banks.)
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If anything that they transmit is symbolic of the BBC it is Sport Relief. They can train their state of the art cameras on themselves and toss in full HD. The BBC no longer makes programmes about the world and life beyond its own fart filled corridors. It is all about them but paid for extortionately by us.
Tune in and get hit full in the face by insipid globules of weak BBC spunk oozing from the floppy bollocks of the slaphead metrosexual cunts. It is beyond 1984. Big Brother Cunts rule now. Welcome to BBC World. Fucking arse fester wank circus.
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Paedo Cunts IMO. Just look at the statue in front of the BBC in this image:
http://the-tap.blogspot.fr/2013/11/bbc-paedophiles-still-rule.html
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Typical of an organisation who have a history of deviant behaviour to blatantly display such a statue. Given the “savillgate” affair, it would be only decent to remove this. Never going to happen, because the cunts who run the BBC are still too powerful and influential
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Davina McCall is a 42 karat cunt…
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Del Boy and Rodders reduced to being (yet) another publicity opportunity for Beckham (but we must thank God that his revolting missus isn’t in it!)?!
Old Grandad Trotter and Uncle Albert will be spinning in their graves…
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Usual video footage of impoverished 3rd world kids, with the sickening platitudes and exhortation of so called “celebs” who could donate 1 million each and not miss it, posturing and poncing in front of the cameras for their self-aggrandishment. All a bunch of smug cunts.
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What annoys me about this preaching Sport Relief cuntfest is the BBC don’t give a fuck about the poor, needy, sick and old being shafted here in the UK. There are no investigative programmes on this wretched coalition government and their collaborative cunts, like Atos. There is no outcry or hardline questioning (cunts like Andrew Neil are up the ConDems arses!). Yet these celeb tossers and BBC royalty do all this “Help people less fortunate than yourself” bullshit (with some millionaire showbiz cunt doing a “sincere” voiceover for it!).Yet as far as “Auntie” and all these celebrity twats are concerned, all the poor and vulnerable people in Britain can go to fuck in a handcart…. Fuck the Savile protecting Beeb. Fuck them all!
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