Michael Gove is not only a cunt who looks like a fucking ventriloquist’s dummy, but he is the ONLY cunt in the land to publicly and unashamedly SUPPORT the Daily Mail’s vicious attack on the dead father of Ed Miliband.
It goes without saying that anyone who writes or reads the Daily Mail is a cunt too (and Gove’s wife is a DM columnist of course), but Gove’s colossal and comprehensive cuntitude scaled new heights. Oh and by the way, when people were holding street parties in celebration of arch cunt Thatcher’s death, the Daily Mail wrote “this bilious hatred and lack of respect for the dead is a disturbing new low in British life” – shame they didn’t believe the same respect was due when writing about the likes of Ralph Miliband and, previously, Stephen Gately.
Hypocritical fucking CUNTS!
Nominated by: Fred West
Ralph Miliband WAS a cunt.
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People use foodbanks because they cant handle their own finances cunt. He genuinely thinks people do that? This bloke is insane if he thinks going to a food bank is like choosing what supermarket to go to. Gove your a cunt. A Thunderbird puppet cunt at that
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REBEKAH BROOKS & ANDY COULSON
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Brooks and Coulson are inextricably linked, their alleged criminal cuntspiracy plain for all to see in the dock of the Old Bailey, and thus these evil, amoral scumbags deserve joint nomination as cunt of the highest order, namely the CBC or Commander of British Cuntitude.
Now it turns out that this gruesome twosome have been knobbing each other, thus compounding their vile cuntitude a hundredfold.
In any other industry, the discovery of a clandestine shagfest between two senior executives would have been pounced on eagerly by these spiteful tabloid cunts, splashed all over the front pages day after day, sanctimoniously banging on about “the public’s right to know” and hounding the individuals concerned (and their families) until one or the other resigned.
But Fleet Street never turns its spotlight on itself and so those who work there need not conform to the exceptionally high standards of conduct that the hypocritical cunting newspapers expect of everyone else, thereby allowing Brooks and Coulson (and all their feral colleagues) to shag, lie, bully and allegedly break laws for many years with apparent impunity.
Make no mistake, Brooks and Coulson is a massive MASSIVE cunt (and part ginger too, don’t forget). Not just a cunt, but a CUNT. A solid gold C. U. N. T.
Originally I’d planned to conclude with the line “Hang The Cunts”, but that seemed a little too forgiving for Brooks and Coulson. And with Bonfire Night approaching, I’ve been inspired to suggest something even better. Let’s go to the Olympic Park and build a massive pyre out of every issue of The Sun and The News Of The World that this pair of cunts ever edited… Then lash Brooks and Coulson to the back doors of tabloid scumbag Paul McMullen’s famous “undercover van” and have The Stig drive it from the News International HQ at Wapping to the Olympic Park. The cunts might be a tad sore when they arrive so probably a good idea to give them a good rub down with salt and lighter fuel before the main event.
Hang signs around their necks proclaiming “I AM CUNT” in letters cut from Sun and NOTW headlines and hoist them to the top of the pyre. Then set the whole fucking monstrosity alight and enjoy the spectacle of a packed stadium cheering as these cunts burn. To be televised on primetime Saturday night television too, just after the Lottery. Now that’s what I call a proper fucking jackpot. CUNTS!
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