Lowest rung of the NHS shite arsed cesspit breath part qualified quacks from the Indian subcontinent where they bought their diplomas ( MD Calcutta, Failed ).

“Drop trousers. Some Discharge. How often do you toss yourself? Piss in the bottle is’ntit john.”

“Fuck Orf Ghandi. Drink yer own piss! Oi Mahatma! What the fuck is that?”

Fucking pox wallah rams a hooked rod up me horseprong. Recall S&M with the masters at prep school. Excruciating. Sweet youth. Tempus Fugit. Thank God for a classical education. Then still buttoning me flies it’s the heave ho out and the old duck walk home. Cheery winks to the poor sods coming in.

Clap Doctors? Incompetent Pox Wallah Cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke