Ok That’s it, I can’t delay any longer. After weeks of cunts at Political Party Arselicking “conferences”, uber cunt Liam Fox wins the prize of the month.

He’s flick flacking all ways, the cunt, and doesn’t seem to know his arse from his elbow. He’s resigned at last, but I bet someone had to ram a red hot poker up his arse to get him to go. He really is a total and utter cunt – for getting into the mess to begin with, then not doing the decent thing when he was caught with his cabin boy.

What a useless cunt. And he did a crap job, look at the state of our armed forces now. The cunt.