56 thoughts on “Alex Salmond

  1. omg I cannot fully describe what a cunt this man is. I do hope however he stays in power and leads the useless scrounging scottish from the UK. As he then prevails over a ruined,broke and smelly country that even england cannot be bothered to take by force anymore we will remind him that he and his entire “country” are the biggest cunts on the planet

    • Oi! Don’t paint us Scots with the same brush! Alex fishface is truly a cunt- but you are obviously a racist cunt- shame on you ! You are intolerant, narrow-minded, bigoted and probably scared of everything you hate! Adolf Hitler had all those qualities- he was the biggest cunt of all time! good luck fuckface- can see you spreading peace, love and harmony in 2014….NOT!

      • Yeah,lash on with your fat cunt leader and your deep-fried mars bars. Whilst in the UK,Aberdeenshire has become one of the most lucrative areas of the UK,and I don’t mean oil before you start. Hate-filled people. Follow fatty as he plays his piss-poor pipe. You’ll be eating your own crap in a week.
        Again.

    • You only think that the entirety of Scotland is the same as Alex Salmond because the ones who disagree with all that he has to say aren’t loud mouthed idiots unlike his supporters. People like Alex Salmond try to force their views on others which is why you appear to believe that each and every person from Scotland is the same. Also, less of the swearing would be great, have some class.

  2. “Narrow minds devoid of imagination. Intolerance, theories cut off from reality, empty terminology, usurped ideals, inflexible systems. Those are the things that really frighten me. What I absolutely fear and loathe.”
    — Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

    Sums up that cunt Alex Salmond and those nasty SNP cunts too…

  3. Anonymous of 5th July, whilst I agree that Alex Salmond is indeed a cunt, I must note that you yourself appear to be an ignorant and bigoted cunt of the highest order. One, I may add, that despite obvious English patriotism seems sadly lacking in ability to correctly utilise the Queen’s English.

  4. 5th July.The financial facts are Scotland has given you over £400,000,000,000 in oil revenue alone,as well as contributing to your Olympics,your stupid squinty wheel,your poncy galleries,operas and theatres,all your deluded English,trying to pretend you’re still a big power,warmongering around the world.You truly are a bunch of ignorant arrogant scrounging exploitative effeminate ungrateful Cunt-Faced Arsewanks,Ya Cuntry full of Cunts !

  5. Tetchy cunts, calm down.
    The fact remains that Salmond is still a cunt which is the whole point of this nomination. Stop trying to derail things with your obvious cuntishness and national pride/bigotry.
    We are talking about a fat fucking puffer fish of cunt here regardless of nationality or what who’s done for what.

    Alright.

  6. Why oh why don’t they let the English vote on Scottish independence – they’d be out before they had chance to get their coats!!! Piss off and deep fry your pizzas, you sanctimonious bunch of cunts, oh and shove your oil up your arse(s). Phew, that’s better.

  7. When it comes to politicians I don’t think many can top this guy for being an utter cunt. This cunt wants to split the uk up! Scotland accounts for just a measly 10% of the UK population, who does this cunt think he is!

    • Yeah, but we contribute more than 10% of the GDP! factsa speak for them themselves….cuntwank!

      • When you pay for your prescriptions, you can have a say, until then chirp the fuck up. Leech.

  8. What an utter knob jockey. Who does he think he is at all? The SNP does NOT have a mandate for a referendum without the say so of the UK government. I’m guessing that fat prick has not read the 1998 scotland act which states this clearly as an item which is NOT devolved. The SNP does NOT rule scotland, westminster does with the rest of UK which scotland is part of. Get over it Salmond and continue to preside over your ever growing jobless and benefit scrongers in the area’s the UK allows you to, its not difficult to understand even for you.

  9. Oh my he really is a smug cunt…tho that Nicholas Sturgeon is one weird looking cunt isn’t he…what do you mean he’s a woman…eurgh!

  10. Salmond has really turned up the cuntometer in recent weeks. What a total utter cunt. What’s the reason? Well, he is such a self-obsessed, smug, vile, pointless cunt, but acknowledges that in the grander scheme of the UK this cuntishness will generally get ignored. If only, if only he could make Scotland independent (quite unlikely as the reality is that the people of Scotland don’t want this, and (joking & miserable twats aside), neither do the people of England), then he would have a small enough population to govern that people might start to take note of him, rather than ignore him for the utter cunt that he truly is.

  11. Salmond is such a huge CUNT he has his own gravity field. Not only that but he is a RACIST cunt (only against the English though). We will see what a truly NAZI cunt he is if Scotland becomes independent. Scotland prepare to become like Iceland, Ireland and Greece if he gets in (the fat cunty NAZI bastard).

  12. To the stupid English and Scottish Cunts making daft comments on here. Salmond the cunt is the common enemy. He wants to take the Great out of Great Britain. Someone needs to fuck the cunty chubber with a sharp stick… Sideways we should have swapped the fat bastard for the fucking Pandas…

  13. Sorry Cunt, but Slime-ond is the enemy of Scotland, as if he wins, the scunts will be penniless within 5 years. Slime-ond is a hero to the English because with his help we won’t have to pay for feckless layabout Scunts to sit on their arses doing smack instead of working. All hail Alex Slime-ond saviour of English Tax-payers.
    Scunt-land for the Scunts!

  14. Who will pay for the free prescriptions and tuition fees when Scotland is independent? European bailouts no doubt.

    Oh and I agree he is a fat cunt!

  15. Everyone in Scotland is a cunt. even the Scottish know it. When they are sober/not on heroin.

    • You are very narrow minded. Have you met a Scottish person who isn’t from the lower class areas? By the sounds of it you haven’t. Many people living in Scotland aren’t even properly Scottish, most are at least half English, probably a bit of Irish and a bit of Welsh too. Don’t put everyone in the same category, how would you like it if people said that you were scummy because they saw one bad area of England? You wouldn’t, because it is an inaccurate accusation to make.

  16. The Scottish talk alot but do fuck all else. They dont work, they sit in smelly pubs in stained cheap trousers, they cannot afford a round of drinks. Scottish people are generally jealous of anyone in England because we can afford to live, they just ponce off us. Let the ginger unhealthy cunts have their shitty cold shit hole of a country.
    p.s. – all scottish people are capable of getting sunburn on a cloudy day. Cunts.

    • “WealthInsight, specialists in data on high net worth individuals, have released the latest figures on UK multimillionaires – defined as having net assets of more than US$30m – broken down by where they live. There are now more than 10,000 multimillionaires in the UK, with a combined wealth of over one trillion US dollars. 4,220 live in London – more than can be found in the whole of France. Aberdeen; however, has the highest rate of multimillionaires per 100,000 people, beating London into second place. Use our interactive graphic to explore the UK counties (excluding London) and cities with the highest numbers of multimillionaires.” – I disagree with independence, but I also disagree that everyone in Scotland is poor. Aberdeen is in Scotland, just in case you didn’t know as you are giving the impression you are rather uneducated.

      • I’d just like to say I agree with what you say and as an Englishman I’d like to point out to other people on this site that wether the scottish people want independence or not we should still stand together as friends. We are supposed to be moving on and becoming a more civilised human race moving forward not backwards ! The so called Islamic state are trying to take the world back to the dark ages. Let’s not follow suit !

    • “WealthInsight, specialists in data on high net worth individuals, have released the latest figures on UK multimillionaires – defined as having net assets of more than US$30m – broken down by where they live. There are now more than 10,000 multimillionaires in the UK, with a combined wealth of over one trillion US dollars. 4,220 live in London – more than can be found in the whole of France. Aberdeen; however, has the highest rate of multimillionaires per 100,000 people, beating London into second place. Use our interactive graphic to explore the UK counties (excluding London) and cities with the highest numbers of multimillionaires.” – Scottish people are no worse off than English people. Yes there are rough areas, but everywhere you go there will be a poor area. I disagree with Alex Salmond and independence, but I also disagree with people say that every person from Scotland is poor. It is simply and uneducated response. Many people in Scotland disagree with Alex Salmond, you just don’t see that because, unlike his supporters, they don’t force their opinions on people. Think before you speak and try to do a little more research before making such absurd assumptions.

  17. He’s an even bigger cunt than when he was first nominated. In fact, Alex Salmond is a colossal cunt.

  18. No sorry you have got it all wrong, he is a major cunt of the highest order. He surpasses cuntlyness and has now created his own universe inhabited only by him, the fat cunt.
    He simply wants Scotland to be a cuntry.

  19. Aww come on I really feel it for the guy, all this negative stuff about him, I mean seriously perhaps we should all just leave the jowley cunt alone.

  20. http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/rel/subnational-labour/regional-labour-market-statistics/february-2012/stb-regional-labour-market-february-2012.html#tab-Unemployment

    Based on this I thing you will find Scotland’s unemployment is considerably less than Wales, London, the north east, the north west, Yorks and the humber and the west midlands so for the racist English cunts just as salmond is a racist Scottish cunt how about you got fuck your cuntish selves. And leave the rest of the people who actually give a fuck about getting this once great country back onto its feet as salmond the cunt and the rest of the cuntish politicians have fucked it.

  21. hes a fat fuckin wankstain licking the toryboys sweaty bawbag…..id love to shit in his pockets…..scab cunt

  22. he is a fat knob…..look at his wee fat sausage fingers grabbing us by the baws….get those monet grabbing wimmen raping social sponging refugees tae fuck,n u go wi them if u luv them so much salmond ya fat fuckin rat bastard scab

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