34 thoughts on “Chris Evans

  1. Sir,I second that.This talentless twat has made MILLIONS from being a talentless twat.this world is really,really fucked up.I wouldn’t pay this cunt in peanuts.

  2. Evans couldn’t replace a fucking light bulb ..

    I’ve always thought of him as being like Harry Potter .. with rust ..

    BTW .. word verification = “tonesso” .. has some Socialist EU loving tosser been in here ?

    • love the comment -harry potter with rust – he is a thicko who swept the floor at the bbc cos he wanted to be near famous people then they promoted him to tea maker -he was probably providing sexual relief to the paedophile dj’s everyone knows you had to be a paedophile to get the least skilled job at the bbc [ d.j.] then they made him a d.j. – so I guess he did prove to them he was a paedophile -then he did tfi which was even worse than the one show and that aint easy to do -so he deserves an award for that and now he has the car worshippers job -cannot stand car worshippers -I know about 2 and they are the most boring people I have ever known but I do have to admit has grotesque and ridiculous as Clarkson the big fat mullet wearing poofy posh naughty man is he was not rusty potter [chris evans] I seriously doubt chris evans mum even likes him and would doubt he has ever had a friend in his life-not even by accident or default.
      chris evans worshipper of the famous or tea boy to the paedophiles .

  3. Richard Bacon is a smarmy, spotty fifteen year old DJ cunt.

    He is on the radio solely so blind people can find out what a cunt he is.

    Also best friends with the second biggest ginger cunt on the planet, after Mick Hucknell.

    Cunt.

  4. I really despise this talentless, one-trick pony of a cunting cunt. Good post Sir, thanks for adding this wanker to the list of cunts.

  5. He drives posh cars round the Ascot area like some child/man with an ego the size of a small lettuce. He is the archetypal small prick, ginger male with little man syndrome and zero personality love child of fucking Charlie Drake (oh, sorry, that’s Mick Fucknall) autocue reading cunt of cunts. With chocolate sprinkle cunts on top.

  6. I hate this ginger cunt with a passion and if I was to meet him in person I would cave his fucking face in.

    Talentless wanker of the highest order.

    What is worrying is that this cunt is fucking breeding. No doubt producing other ginger cunts.

    What kind of woman would open her legs and let this cunt climb on top of her? Makes me want to vomit.

  7. This guys is naturally a highly irritating ginger cunt.

    Then add that to working for the BBC, which adds further arrogance, bullshit and PC’ness and he’s off the scale.

    Annoying fucking twat cunt dick head!

  8. No1 of all cunts, medaeval torture would be too good for the cunt. Burn his fucking entrails in front of the cunt.

  9. Dear chris evans,
    You fucking cunt,
    How I’d love to hit you,
    With something hard and blunt,
    Then go back to your mother’s,
    So she can make me brunch,
    Oh chris evans,
    You are a fucking cunt

  10. I have always thought of Chris Evans as a CUNT. However now he is taking over Top Gear, he is a massive CUNT.
    And the fact he lied to everyone by saying he wouldn’t accept it actually proves he is the BIGGEST CUNT EVER!!!

    I hope the Top Gear set catches fire with him there and he burns to death. What an annoying, irritating, two faced, lying, smarmy, childish, CUNT!

  11. Evans doesn’t have the energy that he used to have….. Mind you, that is probably because the cunt isn’t on a kilo of coke a day any more… I remember the character from ‘Knowing Me, Knowing You, With Alan Partridge’ that was based on Evans: and was a complete cunt… ‘Am I right? I’m not wrong!’

  12. I was hoping that Mr. Evans was not really a cunt but only pretending to be.
    However, taking over Jezza’s spot after saying he wouldn’t, he’s a piece of piece of cunt indeed.

  13. How I would love to smack this ginger cunt over the face with a socking full of Diarrhoea .i will never watch top gear while this cunt presents it

  14. Chris evans is a lying cunt. I remember when he said he was donating all his money to charity and never did. Lying ginger Cuuuuuuuuunnnnttt

  15. Chris evans is a fuckwit. A talentless cunt up there with that fat fucking retard james cordon. Pair of facking cunts

  16. As well as infesting Top Gear, Ginger Bollocks has a new series of TFI Friday lined up…
    Expect an array of Britpop has-beens, X-Factor and Big Brother type cunts, celebrity slappers (like that Tulisa slag) and the ginger cunt shouting a lot….

    • The only ginger I can tolerant is Ginger Baker The drum master , ironically enough he is also on my deadpool . I also like redheads girls but some of them have hugh cunting ego’s.

  17. Florence And The Machine are cunts… Overhyped, tuneless, ‘this is the best British music can do’ shite… They’re not even really a band… Just that ginger bird squawking with backing musicians… Everyone’s wetting their keks because she/they are playing Glastonbury (Yah! Super! Daddy’s paying!)… Anyone would think they were Jefferson Airplane or Blondie (circa 78/79)… And that version of ‘You’ve Got The Love’ is fucking cack…

  18. fuckin hate the twat…type of person you would have bullied at school….a truly talentless prick that really deserves nothing

  19. All of the above are cunts….not just because…. ginger worthless overpaid cunts.

  20. Chris Evans has no talent, and fails completely when it comes down to basic TV presenter skills. For some reason the TV executives think that “grinning like a twat all the time” is the same as “being good at being a TV presenter”. Plus he is a highly annoying shit who most people want to punch.

    • And he’s been sacked twice by the Beeb for failing to turn up for his own show – so how do they justify sacking Clarkson if they can sack this cunt twice and still re-employ him?

  21. This carrot nibling exhaust fucking cunt needs to be lured down a dark alley and have his tongue and bollocks violently sawn off and then forced up his up rectum,bypassing the silver spoon which has been firmly in place since 1997….

  22. Evans should receive the COTY nomination : CUNT OF THE YEAR!!!! you fuckin’ coty, ginger fuckin’ scum, I would like to put a crank handle up his arse.

  23. ginger cunting cunt has soiled the good name of top gear you fucking ginger cunt fuck off back to the 90s where you belong and get the fuck away from our beloved top gear YOU FUCKING TOSSER

    • Sir, I don’t know you, but I do believe you missed out a word in your last sentence, which might be improved thus:

      “beloved top gear YOU *CUNTING* FUCKING TOSSER”

  24. I Hate him. Everybody I know hates him. How did the BBC select him for this job?

  25. This ginger twat is a cunt of the highest order. The only cunt who comes close to outcunting this cunt is that fat, hideoous lardy cunt, Corden.
    These are truly the ultimate pair of cunts. Surely no cunt can out cunt these two cunts ?

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