An enormous, “I can’t see you right today, I’m on my monthlies” cunting, for the new Sport England fitness advert.
I saw this a couple of weeks ago and thought I was hallucinating, There we were, me and Mrs Cuntatious having a little TV time when on it came, a plump bird bending over and pulling her yoga pants on, Tammy string dangling. We needed to rewind to see it again as we thought dementia had caught up with us suddenly and we were imagining it, but there it was, in all it’s stringy glory. The world is quickly going down the toilet and is full of advertising and marketing cunts, thinking up shit like this just for the sake of it.
Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO