The SLS Shit Bucket Challenge

Sir Limply Stoke grayscaleI say chaps, one’s orfly impressed by the ‘ALS Ice Bucket Challenge’. Jolly good for the old fund raising dont’cha know.

‘Well, bugger me butler!’ I thought to meself. ‘Why not go one better?’ So here it is!

Would you be prepared to give £100 to a charity of your choice to see some cunt pour a bucket of shit over his or her own head? Of course you would – especially as there’s no chance of the nominated cunt ever doing it. But we can dream, can’t we?

So here it is! Who would you like to nominate for the ‘Sir Limply Stoke Shit Bucket Challenge’?

There’s no prize, but it’ll make you feel a whole lot better…

50 thoughts on “The SLS Shit Bucket Challenge

  1. Decisions Decisions…
    The prime contenders would of course be Cameron and Clegg, or any member of his party. there again, HRH Phil the Greek is also deserving. Or, perhaps Rotherham Council. Then again, Obama and Vlad “the troublemaker” Putin.
    Sorry Sir Stoke, there is too much choice here

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  2. As per initial nomination. Harry, Wills, Kate, QE2, Phillip, The Greek is taken twice so he is favortie so far, then scrape the floor and finish off with George. The cunts

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  3. Mrs D says she would like to challenge her ex-husband, his brother and his mother.

    I’d like to add my ex-wife and my sister (a right evil cunt if ever there was one!)

    We’re a friendly, close knit family…

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  4. I’d like to nominate Tom Clevelrley (useless cunt), Anderson (fat useless cunt), and Harry Styles (pug faced, granny permed cunt)..

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  5. I nominate the cunts above who nominated Phil the Greek as a cunt.

    Phil is not afraid to call a cunt a cunt and can take an ice-water-bucket challenge until his bladder goes septic.

    Plus he has porked an actual Queen! That aut-cunts you cunts, cunts.

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  6. I’d like to see Alan Sugar do it. Cunt makes himself out to be some sort of major sales guru because he flogged some bottom of the range plastic tat in the 80s. the fact is that he made most of his money from property, the self promoting lord of cunts. When the last time you saw an amstrad product in a shop?

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  7. I would nominate Rolf Harris Stuart Hall Max Clifford and Chris Denning for being peado cunts, Oscar Pistorius for being a sulking drama-queen of a cunt,Camilla Parker Bowles for being an ugly old cunt and Will Self, Harriet Harman ,Diane Abbott, Owen Jones and Laurie Penny for being useless loud-mouth leftie cunts!

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  8. oh definitely the queen Cunt-Cunt@Cunt but also king george, putin, obama , angela merkel but she’d probably enjoy it the cunt , oh and ingrid newkirk she’s the biggest cunt ever (give this cunt 2) god now i’m all cunted out and just realised how much i wanted this to actually happen , this made me feel worse Oi CUNT

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  9. Every politician, every TV presenter, every actress/actor, everyone who has every appeared on a reality tv show, all the royals, everyone in the media, everyone who uses Twitter, everyone who uses Facebook, everyone who watches TV , everyone who owns an Apple product, everyone who buys chart music, every boyband, every girldband, and of course everyone who is religious

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  10. The little Polish cunt that smashed the front of my car recently then had the front to claim he got whiplash!!! CUNT!!!

    You could also add pretty much all terrorist IS cunts, especially all the British bred ones that have no idea what Islam really is about that have decided to be terrorists cunts too.

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  11. Katie Hopkins (her severed head in a bucket would do)
    That bald cunt who wiggles his arse off the Moneysupermarket advert….
    Sharon Osbourne (can’t Ozzy and the boys do a human sacrifice?)

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  12. i would like to nominate the SCRUNT…. Marco Pierre White – for being a boring bastard and his over priced shitty food. He deserves to be served a bucket of shit with all the thrills….

    SCRUNT: noun. A Scruffy Cunt

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  13. I think the Saviour of Palestine, Mr. Tony Blair, would look far better with a bucket – or ten – of shit tipped over his grinning countenance. He would probably do it himself for a little something deniably appearing in his Gibraltar account. And the stench could only add to his credibility when dealing, say, with his Kazakhstan client. To call the man a cunt is to libel vaginas. A bucket of shit is your man.

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  14. Everyone who has ever worked on/been involved with or anything to dow with the media/tv

    Round them all up, dump them on the Isle Of Wight and have some spitfire veterans fly-by and cover the lot of them with tonnes of shit

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  15. An enormous bucket of the hot, runny stuff over Kirstie Allsopp (so that it gets EVERYWHERE, just like she does!). She looks like a long-haired Joseph Goebbels dragged up in a Cath Kidston frock

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  16. Cilla Black and Jimmy Tarbuck: 2 scouse cunts (1 dead) whose cunting accents, lack of talent, ugliness and scouseness deserve a ton of warm shit to be dumped on their scouse heads. Surprise Surprise & Winner Takes All to the scouse cunts. Fuck Liverpool with a 15 megatonne sack of shite!

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  17. Sepp Blatter – what an UTTER Fucking Cunt this specimen is, and so sadly representative of many other FC types around in his line of business. Bag him and bin him, ’nuff said. Great shame that Thora Hird is so sadly no longer around – she’d have done a much better job!! A real trooper, made you proud to be British.

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    • have you been watching fox news again?
      At the start of Russia’s bombing, Lavrov, the foreign affairs minister, said that if it looks/is armed/behaves like a terrorist it would get bombed like a terrorist. CIA are only training/arming “moderates”, about 150 of them although Russia may have reduced this number a bit by now. By the way wtf is a moderate – how do you moderately kill someone, is this the same as being a little bit pregnant. These CIA moderates weren’t trained to fight ISIS, they’re there to have a go at Assad and his troops/supporters, who will at least have pop at ISIS once Ivan has softened them up.
      US army has just wasted $500,000 training and arming hundreds, thousands? of other “moderates”, all bar 4 or 5 (check it on C-SPAN, hmm sounds a bit cuntish – possibly to do with peeling) who promptly defected to ISIS or sold them their weapons, presumably for boat-fare to Europe. They’ve scrapped this now after being made to look like dumasses on National TV, and now have plan B to only equip moderates and not train them although how they know which moderates to equip when they didn’t previously is anybody’s guess – State department refused to say what their “new improved moderate selection” criteria were, they could do with buckets of shit on their heads.

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  18. Duncan “Chase me” Norvelle.
    Gormless and untalented cunt!
    I insist on it being exceptionally runny Colombian Bald Uakari scheisse after said species has had a power dump.

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  19. Oh man this tough ..ok this may seem like i’m sitting on the fence a bit here but i would like to nominate “humanity” because of its out right hypocrisy and double standards on all counts and also it’s condemnation of singular people or factions that in some way oppose it’s social/political or economic gain …so i guess that means YOU reader, go poor a bucket of shit over your own head you absolute mother’s fucking cunt..lolz

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  20. Andrew Withers for being a lying, abusive, manipulative, sociopathic, thief, conman, crook, toxic, racist bigot, first class arse, bully, bull-shitting cunt as is made clear on numerous websites and is still branded as such in the public domain after as long as five years….without the bullying cunt having the bottle to object…maybe because the cunt knows he cannot dispute any of it.

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  21. Theresa May. Now she wants to turn the Fire Brigade into some sort of profit-making organisation??! I guess when you dial 999, you’ll be asked if you voted Tory… if not, be a good fellow, fuck off and burn to death quietly, and decrease the surplus population…
    Please save up all your sloppy brussels sprout poo over the forthcoming festive season, so we can drop a bumper load on this facking evil bitch before more innocent lives are lost. I thought the fire brigade might be more or less inviolable; obviously I’m a naïve cunt!!

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  22. I’d like to see “Great Motorcycle Journeys” and “Shed And Buried” presenter Henry Cole cover himself in a big bucket of steaming brown glory. Don’t actually dislike him as such and enjoy the aforementioned telly shows, but he gets paid to ride motorbikes all over the world, root about in barns full of vintage cars and bikes and generally do MY dream job, yet all he does is moan and cock things up and drink gallons of free tea. Not unlike Mike “Wheeler Dealers” Brewer (already cunted), the quieter bloke in overalls who plays second fiddle but is obviously much more clued up, does all the real work. Come on Henry old son, get your crash helmet off……

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  23. Noel ‘tidybeard’ Edmunds for shit bucket (just like Tiswas gunk, but real shit). That cunt should never have been allowed back on tv after that shit show were a contestant died. Fucking unbeleivable! Cunt, twat, gash, and any and all derogetory terms that can belevelled at the wankstain!

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  24. The CEO of Saint Gobain, mainly for treating the British side of the operation as a bunch of serfs, partialy for looking like Herman Munster.

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  25. Polly Toynbee, who is now so utterly laughable she is way beyond self-parody. Her current rantings make the old Private Eye spoofs look quite credible…

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  26. It has to be the Beckhams. Over exposed , shamelessly fucking useless, responsible for ridiculous clothes , even more stupid tattoos, perfume that smells like a tramps arse and pointless appearances whenever possible in adverts and pathetic expensive failures to get Euro and world Soccer championships in this country.
    Skinny and gormless and squirted out kids with cuntstruck names. Dip the cunts in hot shit.

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  27. Does it have to be anyone famous?
    If so, Kerry Kuntona
    God I hate the flat faced twat. Every time I see her, I want to punch her in the face. She’s deffo got a hit me face….stupid cunt bitch.

    Daniella Westcunt
    Another stupid whinging cunt fuck. I wanna smacker her too, although judging by her fucking face, someone’s beat me to it.

    If Non famous cuntfucks are eligible, then….
    My cunting MD, Boss, Production Manager and all of the cunting, pitchfork wielding, inbred, redneck cunting fuckwit co-workers.

    Bar about 3 of them there, I fucking hate the lot of them……fucking wankers!
    It would be a great place to work, if it wasn’t for them.
    They should get covered in shite, catch something horrible, fuck off and never come back! Fucking tossers!
    It’s only the fact, I quite like what I do (been doing it for years, so kinda know what I’m doing too) and the pays not bad, that I’m still there.

    Rant over.🙂

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  28. The total casts, writers, production teams and anyone who had slightest thing to do with them, past or present, that is programmes that have become the scourge of UK TV in the last few years, namely, TOWIE, Geordie Shore and Made in Chelsea. Add to the mix Joe Squash, Stacey Solomun, Ryland Clark and every other annoying grinning teeth-bleached person who thinks they can ‘present’ who are infecting our TV screens recently like viruses!
    We’re gonna need a whole lot of shit!!

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