Nominations

HOW TO NOMINATE YOUR CHOSEN CUNT
Use the comments section below to write up your cunt for a nomination.

We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we – so don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner

The admins will review this page periodically and will either
1. Post your nomination immediately
2. Schedule it for posting later
3. Decide it’s not appropriate!

After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned.

This system makes it easier and quicker to find nominations and for admin to control them. The site receives several hundred comments a day as it’s a chore ploughing through them all. It should also help keep comments on the front page on topic. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.

*** SOME SIMPLE RULES ***
[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit
(4) Don’t comment on nominations. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
(5) Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

4 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Tom Allen.

    Tom Allen is a smug, self-satisfied, snide little cunt.
    Who is he you say?
    Well he’s one of the new breed of comedian – which is newspeak for he’s not funny. He’s a regular on shit panel shows, like 8 out of cunts do cuntdown and now apparently, so my lady friend tells me on The Great British Bake off extra slice with Jo (John Sargeant in drag) Brand.

    With his affected wannabe upper-class accent and his natural talent for looking down on everyone who isn’t him, he has firmly established himself as being a complete cunt. Being a spiteful, poisonous little queen in a smart suit doesn’t make you funny sir. It makes you a spiteful poisonous little queen.

    Given the fact that he looks like Brain from the 90s cartoon ‘Pinky and the Brain’ (I grew up in the 90s, please indulge me, you’ll find the resemblance is uncanny) he shouldn’t be quite so smug and quickto put others down.

    Also being gay isn’t a substitute for a personality. I’ve a friend who is gay and he’s fairly straight acting. He hates the gays that live up to the stereotype.

    In his own words he said that Kenneth Williams did the haughty, sneering old queen act better and that Tom Allen is taking the gay stereotype back to the days of John Inman and Frankie Howard.
    But no doubt the MSM will think he’s fucking brilliant and worship the ground he minces on.

    He’s probably sort of cunt that would read this website and then use it for his own material.
    If you’re reading this Tom: you’re a cunt.

  2. I’m nominating the teachers who send their pupils on climate strikes. It’s bad enough that Extinction Rebellion harp on about climate change being an imininent threat like some crazed conspiracist, but to worry children with all this complicated stuff? Politics should be kep out of the classroom, because schools are there for young minds to learn new skills. So, to those teachers who pull this crap… You’re all cunts.

  3. A quick nomination for a site I found called Common Dreams, full of articles by feral greens and watermelons about the bullies of the right attacking Greta Thunderpants, how nasty Trump is a towards America’s wildlife, the evils of controlled immigration, a?conservatives, centrists and the west in general.
    We all have to, like, just get along, right brah?

    The comments are good fun; soy-sucking cucks posting self-flagellating crap about being old, white and male, and being ‘unable to apologise enough for my cohort’, and people calling climate sceptics scientifically illiterate before bleating about GM crops and vaccines.

    These cunts will boil your piss or make you howl in derision.

  4. A quick nomination for a site I found called Common Dreams, full of articles by feral greens and watermelons about the bullies of the right attacking Greta Thunderpants, how nasty Trump is towards America’s wildlife, the evils of controlled immigration, conservatives, centrists and the west in general.
    We all have to, like, just get along, right brah?

    The comments are good fun; soy-sucking cucks posting self-flagellating crap about being old, white and male, and being ‘unable to apologise enough for my cohort’, and people calling climate sceptics scientifically illiterate before bleating about GM crops and vaccines.

    These cunts will boil your piss or make you howl in derision.

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