Nominations

HOW TO NOMINATE YOUR CHOSEN CUNT
Use the comments section below to write up your cunt for a nomination.

We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we – so don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner

 

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3. Decide it’s not appropriate!

After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned.

This system makes it easier and quicker to find nominations and for admin to control them. The site receives several hundred comments a day as it’s a chore ploughing through them all. It should also help keep comments on the front page on topic. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.

*** SOME SIMPLE RULES ***
[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit
(4) Don’t comment on nominations. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
(5) Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

12 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Can I suggest an ‘I’m not getting the message’ cunting for Faiza Shaheen.

    https://inews.co.uk/opinion/it-feels-unbearably-unjust-to-lose-to-iain-duncan-smith-thats-why-my-campaign-will-continue-1341151

    Apparently the will of the people, as expressed in her constituency, is ‘unjust’ & the political system is ‘rigged’ because she wasn’t elected.
    Whilst it’s obviously raw, bitter tears, it also smacks of the modern ‘snowflake’ (figuratively speaking in the lovely Faiza’s case, obviously) way of carrying on; namely, if I don’t get what I want, then it’s not fair & we need to keep repeating the vote until I do get it. Self-entitling cunt.
    The people spoke, love; they rejected you, your wrinkled scrotum of a messiah & all the leftie nonsense that you preached. Time for a re-think, but it seems you’re going to keep knocking out the same old tosh (but not on £76K a year just yet.)
    Merry Christmas (if that’s appropriate to you.)

  2. Anti facist organisations.

    Well these dickheads protesting in London last night about election results. You know the democratically election.

    Some got arrested I’d shoot all of them.

    It’s strange how antifa are one of most facist organisations on earth of course if you are Muslim they will protect your right to be a racist hateful scumbag.

    Bunch of cunts and the peacefuls friend.

  3. The liberal erosion of Western values and democracy.

    Not sure when this started. University students no-platforming anyone who strays from their ridiculous orthodoxy perhaps? Hounding out academics with main stream views?
    Certainly the reaction to a democratically elected president, in America and here with the pathetic childish London protests.
    The EU referendum being disregarded. Trannies demanding ever more ridiculous rights. White males demonised. Britain’s proud heritage being trashed. History rewritten to fit the liberal agenda.
    The unedifying spectacle of a Scandinavian half wit making ridiculous demands and being acclaimed as the new Messiah.
    And now marches in London protesting an overwhelming vote for conservative values. Encouraged by a moron crying that we voted to ‘kill children’.

    I can only hope that common sense and morality returns and we can look back and laugh at these shrill, twitter addicted cunts and their adherents.

  4. I’d like to nominate the self appointed ‘cultural elite’ and their footsoldiers of the blue checkmark brigade.

    Thursday proved my pet theory correct.; the best way to have your voice heard and change policy is not social media, but observing events and actually voting. How many billions of hours and megabit/seconds have been wasted on the flatulence of millennial activists and hacks, their constant shrill, clueless bitching about privilege, the countless petitions against David Starkey or Ayaan Hirsi Ali speaking about one thing or another, none of it having any real impact on policy or gaining public sympathy, while the older majority of the forgotten working class have been effectively silenced by social and corporate media for being ‘uneducated old bigots’ who are ‘dying off’, Gammons who should be held in utter contempt by the likes of AC Grayling and other so-called intellectuals, whose prophecies on the EU and Brexit (as well as Trump’s America, have repeatedly failed to materialise.
    The gammons have returned to what they know; simply watching the SJW zoo/circus continue to burn like an infernal merry-go-round and waited to vote, and vote they did, in a way that dismayed and shocked their (know)betters; the pop stars, the actors, the guardian columnists, the panel show comedians and the rest of a deluded, self-appointed cultural elite.
    Of course, the Gammon Uprising, unforeseen on Twitter because Corbyn had better ‘social media engagement’, is now described as the result of racism and misogyny by The Annointed Ones, the trite and false claim always made by the idiot left. Adults who believe in their cultural and intellectual superiority yet are thralls of Thunberg and J.K. Rowling, a mass of middle-class liberals educated far beyond their natural intelligence,believing a BA and teaching secondary education makes them an expert in their field.

    Once again, the technocrats, ‘global citizens’ and ‘anywheres’ are on the losing side, mostly because of their pathetic arrogance and hubris, their astonishing lack of self awareness and complete inability to reflect on their actions.

    Even if other commentators call this class of dimwits an elite, i can only do so in inverted commas. In my eyes, they are hopelessly gormless and the sooner they are replaced in public life by calm, reasonable and responsible adults, the better.

  5. Denial in defeat.
    It’s been a glorious few days, listening to the excuses given for the disastrous result for labour and the Lib Dem’s at the election. With labour, Corbyn blames Brexit, others blame Corbyn, some blame both. The limps are blaming the unfair pact between the tories and the Brexit party, even though they had a similar pact with other leave sympathetic parties, the cunts.
    However, in their rush to blame others, they fail to look at themselves, as they are mostly unappealing, to even their own parties, never mind the public. This is apparent, as with both parties, there is not one cunt amongst them who is clearly considered a leader in waiting. The Cunt is dead, long live the Cunt,….

  6. I am going to cunt PAD’s
    No not the ones across the water, But peripheral Artery Disease.
    I have Pad,s so its personal to me and the Cunting may go off topic.
    Pads means that the blood supply to an extremity is restricted, In my case my lower leg has a limited blood supply , the artery is restricted almost like a tourniquet around it so my foot at rest is alive but the simple tasks of walking use up the oxygenated blood in the limb and it dies, at rest it re oxygenates re builds and dumps a lot of dead cells in my body for me to deal with.
    Very similar to a time I had blood poisoning.
    Now the theme of this cunting is not so much the disease but the reaction of the NHS.
    I am inoperable, (fucked in layman’s terms ) I was given a prognosis of 4 years until amputation, However having a massively good immune system the cunting thing keeps on regenerating , The down side is the change of my walking gait now creates a lot of lower back pain (think of heir flick, that’s how I now walk).
    All in all its a bag of cunt, wait until you have gangrene and we will do something.
    Thank you NHS .

    on a lesser Cunting, the beef shin has still not tenderized and I am on driver duty for Mrs B mk III who is having her staff do.

  7. Anyone called Jeremy who went to a “prep” school who wears a “Lenin cap” and who
    looks like a twat and has a fat ,ugly ex-girlfriend called Dianne who wears 2 left shoes and who can’t add up. Who supports Arsenal and would sell his country down the swanny.

  8. Assuming leftists

    What is it with leftists thinking that everyone shares their political opinion? You’d think after umpteen recent elections (UKIP 2014/Cameron 2015/Brexit 2016/Brexit Party 2019/Boris 2019) showing them otherwise, that they might just take the hint?

    But no, I’ve had several of these idiots attempt to strike up ‘conversation’ with me, starting with things like, “You’ll have to excuse my bad mood today, I’m still fuming about Johnson winning.”

    I haven’t bitten yet, but I’m close (it mostly takes place at work).

    It would be interesting to know if others are experiencing similar stuff and if anyone has gone on a rant at them yet?

    Yes, tens of thousands of you protest on the streets against Brexit and just a few hundred in favour. However, the only number that counts is at the ballot box.

  9. A double edged cunting please for ubercunt Steve Coogan. This whining dick-sneeze was very vocal in the runup to the election, lecturing the proles on how white man Boris = bad, gimmegant loving Steptoe = good and how they should vote accordingly: culminating in him saying on.live TV that Alan Partridge would have voted for Brexit because he is, and I quote; “ignorant and uneducated”. So I class this as a double edged cunting, because with that patronising little tirade I’m sure uncle Steve actually managed to swing a few undecided voters to vote for Boris; good going cunt!!

  10. An Islington special cunting for Ophelia. What a charming young filly.

    https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1205859214360481792?s=09

    Discerning cunters will immediately recognise Ophelia for one of B&WC’s “assistants” but given her attitude and the fact that she seems to be indulging heavily in the “merchandise” instead of distributing it, one can only hope B&WC will withhold all tonguing services until she gets her act together.

    On the other hand, I am sure that everyone will be delighted for the NHS that Ophelia is planning to work for them. That’s the NHS sorted then

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