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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Idiots
One thing that our much benighted nation will never be short of is a ready supply of total fucking idiots; idiot drivers, and cyclists, idiot demonstrators, idiot football fans, idiot politicians and celebrities, and so on and so forth. Allow me to illustrate.
At about nine pm on 30th December, two (unnamed) walkers in their early 20s had to summon urgent assistance from the Cairngorms Mountain Rescue Team after becoming trapped on rocky terrain in -15c conditions. Reports state that these two intellectual heavyweights set out at six pm (pitch black at this time of year) to climb the 1,300 m. Ben MacDui, wearing jogging bottoms and trainers, and lacking basic equipment such as waterproof clothing, crampons and ice picks.
Unsurprisingly, our two heroes quickly found themselves in serious trouble on steep ground in severe winter conditions, and presumably used a mobile phone to summon urgent assistance. Rescuers arrived to find the two peabrains in considerable distress. The rescue leader commented that the pair would have struggled to survive the night in the freezing conditions.
So what prompts a couple of utterly ill-equipped lads to set off in the pitch black of a freezing Cairngorms winter night to climb up a fucking mountain? Well you tell me; all I can say is that this kind of moronic behaviour isn’t unknown in that part of the world. It certainly ain’t the first time that rescuers have had to turn out to save the necks of some cretins who fancied an amble up in the Scottish mountains in mid-winter, and it won’t be the last.
You’d like to think that these two fucking idiots would at least have the grace to feel embarrassed at their own stupidity, but you have to wonder if the self-awareness is there. Let’s face it, you simply can’t legislate for idiocy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgj4jzv24ko
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Joseph johnson is a worthless, grasping cunt.
This prick has made 54 tribunal claims for money.
This so called youth worker,has made these claims against schools and charities.
This fat fucker as only won one case, he represents himself so there are no real costs to him.
But costs the organisations plenty.
You won’t be surprised to know Mr Johnson is a chimp. So lots of attempts to sue for racism..
And now with that ginger,peaceful cum dumpsters new employment rights bill passed. Who in their right mind would start employing people like mighty joe young.
Trying working for a living you fat monkey.
Youth worker ‘who uses tribunals to get rich quick’ loses 54th claim in a row | News UK | Metro News https://share.google/QtTFW9KHUjbYMRJva
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Long Asian Pinky Nails.
I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail.
“Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, mangling my beautiful mother tongue as well as offending me with his disgusting personal hygiene as he tried to flog some post-Christmas shite.
I fucking well didn’t and silently thanked contactless payment. Having a long little fingernail were historically symbols of wealth and status because you didn’t do manual labour, as well as good luck and prosperity. I assumed he wasn’t a captain of industry as he was working at Londis garage at 6.00am so this grubby little poopjeet was picking out his earwax and scratching himself in other bodily orifices.
Is there no end to the cultural enrichment?
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A small correction – “working at a Londis garage”.
Ta.
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72% of Somalians in the UK live in social housing
It therefore appears that most Somalians in the UK are a net drain on public resources. Not surprising perhaps if we consider the published research on the average IQ of Somalia’s population, with figures generally cited between 68 and 84. That range equating to varying degrees of learning disabled. Considering the news now coming out of the US regarding mass fraud in Minnesota by members of the same nationality, I think we can say their tendency to be a disappointing addition in civilized countries isn’t restricted to the UK. Although quite how the authorities in the US managed to be defrauded by such cretins is puzzling in itself… perhaps another sorry example of a formerly high-trust society not being equipped to deal with the behaviour of corrupt garbage from the third world?
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/ethnicity/articles/somalipopulationsenglandandwales/census2021/
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It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are.
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/pensioners-left-without-christmas-dinner-after-sainsbury-s-f-334607/
Jean and Ron Rodbourne were due to host the family celebrations. They placed an order for home delivery back in October, which was due to arrive between 4 and 5pm. When it hadn’t been delivered by 6pm, Jean rang only to be told it was a ” computer glitch” and there was nothing that could be done.
Now, here’s where my sympathy chip went on the fritz.
This was the 22nd December, not Christmas Eve. The delivery was from Sainsbury’s, not Fortnum and Mason. It was payment on delivery, so they weren’t left without money to buy groceries elsewhere.
What was stopping their son ( who ended up hosting at his house ) taking them shopping on the 23rd, so plans could go ahead?
Of course, Christmas was “ruined”, and the couple have asked for compensation, naturally.
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