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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Russia and the war in Ukraine
These comments are consistently removed by BBC Have Your Say. What do Russia want from Ukraine? It’s costing them billions for no reason. We can speculate that they want their minerals and grain but they let Ukraine secede because it was costing them too much to run. Now they want it back. Russia is a vast and wealthy country, why do they want Ukraine back? Putin is the twilight of his years. The twat.
To comprehensively win this war Ukraine should make every effort to kill Putin and his friends. In war, why is it offensive to say kill generals and propagandists. Better that than these cowards killing civilians. Start with Margarita Simonyan, Vladimir Solovyov and Vladislav Surkov. Leave Putin the last man standing. This cunt has used chemical weapons on British soil in Salisbury. He can’t be trusted. The best chance they had for peace was when Yevgeny Prigozhin marched on Moscow but we all know what happened to him. I read that private jets were flying out of Russia in the days when that was happening.
They should sink oligarch’s yachts moored overseas. Putin would last a week and he’d be “replaced” but we probably want pro-western leadership in Russia.
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Slovakian imports,
Now I have been to Slovakia, and these look like slovak Gypsies to me.
it will need writing up, I cant manage more than a paraghraph right now, I am drugged to fuck, and have an aditional chest infection that is drowning me in snot.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/girl-12-gang-raped-three-36426506?int_source=nba
fucking kidnaping a 12 year old and gang raping her
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The scûm at the BBC and the Islamist massacre at Bondi Beach.
Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack.
This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is a good idea or not.
It’s my opinion that there is a raghead problem that needs strict control then removal,leave the guns where they are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxql12317qo
Fuck them.
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Jake Paul is a cunt.
Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.
I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!
Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.
Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-15399587/Anthony-Joshua-vs-Jake-Paul-December-2025-LIVE-Result.html
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Adfenovirus:
“They are out of sorts in Sunderland and terribly dull in Kent” so said Noel Coward in There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner, and just to make sure that we still feel down and out, not only does London look like it has been coated with gray undercoat during the daylight hours, (Xmas week merits something disagreeable), the fun loving tabloids are giving those affected extra problems. Not only has the BBC informed us that “due to man-made climate change” 2026 will be the hottest year on record (not bad for an organisation that finds it hard to predict the weather 12 hours hence), we are also subject to a brand new terrifying lurgi:
Yes gentlemen Adenovirus is out to get us. There is no escape, no amount of handwashing or disinfectant can save us, nor those expensive little jars of hand gel. It is incurable. There is no treatment. Pissing yourselves yet?. Reading the symptoms, it strikes me that what they are scared of is the normal short winter head cold, but that doesn’t sound important enough, still it might put people of worrying about World War 3, which is due to start tomorrow, according to the Mail and Express, or Harry Hewitt fucking Meghan Markle up the shitter live on Netflix TV, which is about the only story those two organs have not yet dreamt up.
Meanwhile, we had better “all learn the lyrics to the old Red Flag and wait until we drop down dead” (**)
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/mystery-virus-flu-symptoms-cure-b1263572.html
(** That was Noel again. He has been too kind. Noel gave me roses. Rose gave me Noel’s. Neither pair fit.
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Richard Williamson,
Now he is a bit of a cunt isn’t he, fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far.
The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours.
“Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying although cats had a right to roam, they “do not have the right the cause a statutory nuisance or pose an environmental health risk”.
He said he was concerned about the health risks to the family’s newborn baby “who will soon be playing in our garden” ”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yj3lkegm0o
The risks posed to the new-born baby have not been correctly assessed, because with parents like that I am expecting a future non binary Palestinian flag waver coming into existence.
Fuck me and the high court entertain this?
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