Nominations


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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

8 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. My nom is “Fuckin Tik Tok” (excuse my language)
    Tik Tok, the only social media platform that ” bans people” for having an opinion, or even dares to go against one of their “creators” for, basically creating fuck all. I disagree= banned, your opinion went against one of our “creators”. Freedom of opinion doesnt count in the intersts of making money. Fuck right off Tik Tok

    Link? C.A.

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  2. May I nom muslims calling themselves ‘Mo’.
    You’re not doing it to try and assimilate, you’re not doing it to try and be more British, you’re doing it to try and pull the wool over people’s eyes.
    But we’re not fooled.
    Your name is Mohammed and you’re our enemy.
    You are a dole sponger, a terrorist and a pædophile and the indigenous population wishes that you and your smelly brethren would just drop dead.

    Link

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  3. Left Wing Labour MPs:

    I will never defend Two Tier – to me he is an ignorant, vacuous, stupid, no-nothing, know your place little turd (as Alan Simpson and Ray Galton might have put it). I would do nothing to save him, but, since he gave way to the left last week on benefits they now demand more. Specifically, some of the usual arsehole suspects like Andy Slaughter, John McDonnell and Dick Burgon are “demanding” that he allows Palestinian refugees to be given asylum in the UK. What planet are they living on?. Certainly not this small island. Haven’t we got enough rubber dinghy shit here already, with many more to come this week?:

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2074973/Labour-demand-gaza-migrants-visa

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  4. The Government’s Secretive ‘Islamophobia Working Group’

    Free Speech Union newsletter:

    “As reported by the Telegraph, I’ve written to Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner to raise serious concerns about the fact that the government’s new Islamophobia Working Group is operating behind closed doors, with all advice to ministers marked ‘not to be made public’. That’s completely at odds with the government’s own rules on transparency and public engagement.

    Worse still, a ‘call for evidence’ intended to inform the group’s work was launched without any public notice and only came to light after a leak, having been quietly circulated to a hand-picked collection of interested parties.

    I’m also concerned about the group’s composition. Of the five members whose names have been made public, most have endorsed the extremely broad definition that an All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims came up with in 2018. As I said in my letter, this is like appointing a panel of vegans to give objective advice on national dietary guidelines.

    If that definition – or one like it – is adopted by the group, even in a non-statutory form, it could very easily become a de facto speech code for public authorities, stifling legitimate discussion and eroding the boundaries of lawful expression.

    I’ve asked the Deputy Prime Minister to disclose the group’s full membership, publish the advice she’s received so far and explain how she intends to reconcile the current process with a commitment to free speech. I’ve threatened to take legal action against her if that’s not forthcoming.

    Our demands feel especially urgent given the timing. The group’s secretive call for evidence emerged on the very day that Baroness Casey published her audit into the grooming gangs scandal. One of her central findings was that the abuse of thousands of vulnerable girls – often by groups of Asian Muslim men – continued for so long because officials were afraid to speak out, silenced by a culture of political caution and fear of being labelled ‘Islamophobic’.

    That mustn’t be allowed to happen again. And yet the APPG definition of Islamophobia has already been adopted by dozens of local authorities, including in areas directly affected by rape gang scandals. In several of these councils, it has been incorporated into internal disciplinary codes, meaning staff face formal investigations if they refer to the ethnic or religious background of the perpetrators. The APPG’s guidance expressly lists as an example of Islamophobic “tropes” the claim that Muslim men have targeted white girls in grooming gangs – the very pattern Baroness Casey’s audit identified, and which victims and whistleblowers fought for years to expose.

    Needless to say, the FSU is also preparing a formal response to the accompanying call for evidence and would urge any members who wish to contribute to do so.”

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/06/26/rayner-faces-legal-challenge-over-secret-islamophobia-talks/

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  5. Labour’s ‘Annus Horribilis’

    Well here we are cunters; the first anniversary of Labour’s ‘loveless landslide’, and as the late great Queen Betty II would have put it, ‘it’s been a right fucking’ “annus horribilis” for the cunts’.

    Indeed. I mean, where to start? I suppose that the economy’s as good a place as any. Labour was all about ‘change’; you know, broadening opportunity for business, instilling confidence, creating loads of new jobs and incentives, no tax hikes and shit. But then…stands back in amazement. Rachel from accounts suddenly realises that she’s got a big black hole to fill, extending to about £20 billion. ‘Nobody told me’, squeaks the Richard III doppelganger, ‘now tax and national insurance will have to go up. And as for our promise on not axeing the winter fuel allowance, well it’s got to go. After all, we’ll got to find the billions needed to pay for thousands of “irregular” migrants and a load of loony “net zero” initiatives from somewhere’.

    And speaking of financial matters, we of course have just witnessed the pathetic sight of the PM folding like a piece of wet bog roll on the subject of much-needed reform of the out-of-control benefits system. Faced by a massive revolt by his own back benchers, Sir FreeGear has had to slink away, leaving the rebels with the knowledge that they’ve now got him by the short and curlies in future. Run the country? He couldn’t run a bath.

    And speaking of illegal migrants, old beloved leader promised to get a grip on this festering problem, with all of its damaging social and economic consequences. So he immediately cancelled the proposed Rwanda plan for deterrence, and replaced it with a vague and useless pledge to ‘smash the gangs’. Strangely enough, they’ve flocked into the land of milk and honey by the tens of thousands during Labour’s first year. It’s the nation’s only growth industry.

    And speaking of gangs, for months the government blocked all talk of a national inquiry into P*K! rape gangs, with our very own Max Headroom lookalike saying that those calling for such an inquiry were ‘climbing onto a far-right bandwagon’. Funnily enough, when Baroness Casey’s report hit the front pages in mid-June and the extent of the problem was clear for all to see, ol’ Keir Shitter had to back peddle furiously. The genie wasn’t going back into the bottle, no way. We’re all ‘far right’ now then, Sir Keir, and that includes you. Now watch this space as the government desperately tries to ‘manage’ the scope and the extent of the inquiry.

    Naturally TwoTier had hardly got his foot in the door at No 10 before the betrayal of the Brexit referendum was underway. No mention of this in the manifesto of course, but he signed us up to a regulatory regime in exports which ‘realigns’ us with Brussels, Labour Newspeak for ‘puts us back under the EU thumb’, and sells out our fishermen in the process, not to mention 17.5 million members of the electorate.

    And speaking of foreign policy successes, how could we forget the Chagos Islands sell-out, and the ludicrous spectacle of shilly-shallying over the bombing of Iran, when *wife’s voice, as she reads over my shoulder*, ‘blimey, is this a cunting or a dissertation?’. Yeah she’s right, I could go on on the vile duplicity and hypocrisy of Labour, the lies and the u-turns, but I guess that cunters know where I stand on the subject by now.

    ‘Can I take it that you won’t be voting Labour next time then dear?’ says the missus.
    ‘Vote Labour?’ says I. ‘I’d rather shit in my hand and clap’. I bloody well would too.

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