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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
British Sea Power
Wassat? Well we had it once in the shape of the most extensive merchant and naval marine in the world for over 200 years linking together all our possessions and colonies across the globe. Very lucrative. Note they do not teach this is schools any longer other than as a dastardly racist organ of oppression and exploitation of Brown People innit. All started falling apart at the end of WWII as the Americans started demanding vast chunks of it to repay their War Debt and to supplant GB’s status in the world.. The era of Britain on its uppers and resultant cutbacks started from then Big Time.
So it has continued to the point where there is nothing left to cut back and Team GB is forced to large it in the world with illusion and delusion. So we come to the Cypress shite show and the ignominious fuck up re an inability to show the flag on a destroyer and chase away a few Iranian/chose a proxy drones (admittedly nasty things now). Hardly need reminding The Community that said destroyer, while it allegedly does exist, remains sat in a dock in Portsmouth awaiting the solution of “technical problems”. Latest word is it will not be ready in time to do duty in Cypress – ever – and its role will be taken by our staunch allies The Frogs (who love us dearly). Is it too cynical to think that this suits Starmerdramer perfectly as it gets him out of a hole with his MPs as they oppose any British backing of Trump in the Iran fiasco? Government by deliberate incompetence.
Clearly British Ship Building is no longer the engine house of glittering technical expertise and sheer grunt that it once was (we do not know how to build fucking ships anymore) and so our brilliant experts at the MOD have come up with a specification that will save our bacon:
The Sampan D Class Destroyer
HMS Delusion, HMS Decline, HMS Distraught, HMS Depression, HMS Innit
Diesel all fuel outboard engines capable of burning recycled chip and burger oil and mounted on poles stuck out the back of the boat for ease of maintenance and variety of steerage options. Also obviating the need for a solution to the rather embarrassing problem of our latest ships leaking through the gland nuts where the prop shafts pass through into the open sea.
Shallow flat bottomed hulls to optimise use in irrelevant backwaters and money saving non harbour use (no need for harbours and dockyards innit) Hulls to be constructed from old metal cans pop riveted together under the guidance of Messrs Mo and Ali of M and A Vehicle Repairs Innit of Solihull Railway Arches, Solihull. Inclusive innit.
State of the art mind games in action to confuse the enemy who will not believe that Our Lads are actually fighting out of Sampans. All crews to be recruited from Brown People issued with catapults so Inclusive Innit and oh so deniable (eg “no comment” and “not us gov’nor”).
Armaments to be out of date and knackered with kinks introduced into gun barrels/torpedo tubes etcetera so Starmerdrama may legally claim under International Law that GB was not intentionally attempting to hit anyone. Warning Shots only innit.
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Bugger – only just noticed that auto-spell has changed every “Cyprus” to “Cypress”. Any chance of correcting that for me? Ta ever so.
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My Link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38408842/warships-repaired-uk-base-attacked-cyprus/
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Just a thought for an image captioned “our lads taking aim”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampan#/media/File:YangtzeSampan.jpg
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BBC Radio 1
I have the misfortune by employ to be in multifarious locations during a working week, and by law of averages that means I am going to be exposed at some juncture to ‘Radio 1’.
Jesus Christ, when they presenters aren’t wittering utter self-congratulatory asinine bollocks between each other, they LITERALLY just stream in 10 minute sets the most repugnant, repellent, diabolical liturgies of Demonic Ooga Booga ‘rap’ FILTH that you’d imagine blaring into your ears on a descent into Hell. Absolute George Floyd-lipped incoherent, inculcating mumbling and jumbling over an inculcating beat, invariably stolen from legacy artists.
The cheek of the CUNTS in Westminster debating tonight whether Social Media should be banned for under 16 year olds. No, fucking RADIO OOGA BOOGA needs to be banned for under 16 year olds, which it is clearly state-sponsored and publicly funded targeted at corrupting the developing brains of this with FAECES in aural form.
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‘Anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
“There are bad times just around the corner – we can all look forward to despair!”, World War 3, sky high inflation, Mandy getting away with his dishonesty yet again, but fear not. Ageing poofter Steve Reed, Housing Minister has the answer to all our problems.
If you say anything naughty about Islam, even as a joke, the Feds are coming for you:
Free speech fears as Labour announces ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
Free speech fears as Labour announces ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
Martin Beckford Policy
The Government has announced the creation of an official definition of ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ and the country’s…
I wonder who will get the job?. Louise Casey in a burqa, bumboy Streeting once he loses his seat?.
It is clear the fucking Two Kweer got at Galton and Simpson a few weeks ago has shaken the old nancy up, so he has decided to kowtow yet again to the camel drivers.
Reed clearly is too stupid to know that once the mudslimes get the whip hand, he and many members of the Cabinet will be taking flying lessons, without parachutes from Centre Point.
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Sorry the link didn’t click
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15629549/
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Lawyers, or fucking shysters, as I like to call them are absolute fucking CUNTS.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2x01yne13o
Yes, lawyers—particularly criminal defence barristers and solicitors—are expected to face significant professional and financial disadvantages if jury trials are reduced, a move currently being proposed by super-intellect David Lammy in England and Wales to tackle court backlogs. The legal profession has expressed deep concern that removing the right to a jury trial for many offenses will diminish the need for specialist advocates, reduce income for criminal practitioners, and potentially drive new talent away from the field.
So, do they actually care about the thousands of scumbags being relentlessly hauled through the British courts? Of course not. It`s all about the vast amounts of lovely money they`ll lose out on.
The proposed shift to “judge-only” trials for some cases is expected to shorten proceedings, reducing the work available for defence lawyers. As jury trials are considered “long-form” work, fewer of them directly equates to less billable time, ie, fewer fees for barristers.
• Shrinking Legal Aid: Restrictions on jury trials, particularly when moving cases to magistrates’ courts, may shrink the pool of cases that qualify for legal aid, reducing the overall funding for criminal law firms.
• Reduced Demand for Trial Specialists: Criminal law practitioners are concerned that they will be “overlooked,” as the need for specialists skilled in presenting cases to a jury (who can interpret “real-world” context and emotions) will decrease in a system that focuses on more technical, judge-only hearings.
• Diminished Professional Appeal: The reduced potential for career progression, combined with lower funding for criminal work, is causing law students to reconsider specializing in criminal law, potentially creating a talent shortage.
• Shift in Work Type: While the volume of cases may remain high, they will be shifted to magistrates’ courts where the nature of the work is different, often offering lower remuneration and less opportunity for in-depth advocacy compared to the Crown Court.
Thousands of lawyers have signed letters opposing the restrictions, arguing that the changes are based on “little evidence” and are not the correct solution to the court crisis, which they attribute to underfunding and poor management rather than the use of juries. Lawyers contend that these reforms will not only affect their livelihood but also weaken public confidence in the justice system.
No shit. Really?
What a bunch of parasitic, greedy, unconscionable sociopaths.
🤮
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Claudia Winkleman
article : https://uk.news.yahoo.com/claudia-winkleman-joins-crufts-channel-123000106.html
Image : https://imgbox.com/SwmhmXT1#
CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)
Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?
1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.
2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.
3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)
4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.
5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.
Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.
No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.
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Apparently CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is sexist
It would seems a lot of women have cardiac arrests, but members of the public trained in CPR are put off helping because the mannekins they are trained on don’t have tits, so they are now calling for more of them to have tits to practice on.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly1wk02ylvo
‘New figures show women are less likely than men to receive bystander CPR as many “feel unsure about touching a woman’s chest”, an ambulance service has revealed’
I suspect this really isn’t about not being familiar with a bra and tits being there, but more to the point the ‘patient’ should they survive accusing you of ‘copping a feel’ and getting taken to court, and bystanders thinking you are doing something pervy, videoing it and putting it online, and still ending up in court. However, I am quite happy to ‘give it a go’ even if I haven’t been trained…any excuse to feel some tits!
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Lewis Capaldi.
I am sick to death of this cunt. Sick to the back bloody teeth.
His ubiquity on the radio is beginning to grate on both my ears and my nerves.
The shite stations they have on at certain NHS establishments I have to frequent make sure I cannot escape this bastard.
His songs – for want of a better word – are dog turd of the highest order. First of all, someone should tell this fat fucking cunt that shouting is not – repeat not – singing. He sounds like a strangulated parrot with a megaphone. And, as for his lyrics. Listen to this corker…
‘I swear to God, I’ll survive
If it kills me to.’
Errr…. If it kills you, you won’t survive, will you? Fucking stupid inept fat cunt.
‘I’m gonna get up and try
If it’s the last thing I do.’
Again, if it’s the last thing you do, you will not be surviving anything. Is there a brain in that head of lard, supported by those 30 chins?
Not only is it excruciating shouting, is it shouting words that are absolute crap.
And, I am sick of hearing the useless talentless squawking fat fucker.
Link here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJI7xydShM
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Not only is it excruciating shouting, it is shouting words that are absolute crap.
And, I am sick of hearing the useless talentless squawking fat fucker.
Please fix, Admin. Thanks.
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Meghan’s mock raspberry jam is a cunt.
Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained:
“Technically, it can’t be called jam because jam is equal parts sugar and fruit. I just don’t think you can taste the fruit that way.”
The runny stuff flew off the virtual shelves the moment it went on sale at around a tenner a jar. Gastronomes are united in their view that sultry Meghan (former star of the hit US TV show “Shits”) is a genius who has single-handedly saved us from that stuff sold by the racist Wollygogs.
Read all about how wonderful it is right here:
https://www.today.com/food/trends/meghan-markle-as-ever-raspberry-spread-review-rcna200630
Buy some you cunts, or the Ginger Prince gets it.
PS Why not try some on your Chiggun?
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The Imminent Demise of Kweer Stasi.
That shit stain started fucking things up practically from day one, probably hour one. Since then, headline after headline, top news story after top news story all predicting he’s got mere weeks or just days before he’ll be ousted or will be forced to step down. And the cunt is still in office. How?
So far we’ve had:
– Free-Gear-Keir
– Two-Tier-Keir
– expenses scandals
– cabinet firings and defections
– local election cancelling
– a by-election whitewash
– killing old folks
– not stopping the boats
– destroying the economy
– not holding the Paki child rapids to account
– erosion of free speech
– supporting a police state
– taxing anything which moves
– too many U turns to even count
(I must have missed way more than this)
And still he plods on in full knowledge he is the most loathed, despised, hated, inept, incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, self absorbed, totally unself aware, shameless and utterly devoid of personality cunt PM the country has ever had.
And he’s still in No. 10?
Make it make sense.
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