Cunt of the Year 2019

It’s that time of the year again when we nominate who we would like included for the ISAC “Cunt of the Year” award. It’s been a difficult year. There have been so many cunts to choose from!

Here are this year’s categories :

– British cunt, your very own home grown asshole
– Political cunt, Lord or Right Honourable, but not the whole commons please
– Anti democratic cunt, Gina Miller prequalifies
– EU cunt, MEPs officials and parties allowed
– Corporate cunt, businesses not people please
– Foreign cunt, a world of choice

One nomination per category please, in the same order as above would help in the counting.

Nominations will close, rather appropriately, on 12th December. It’ll give you something else to think about rather than which cunt to vote for in the General Election.

Results on the 31st December, hangovers permitting.

85 thoughts on “Cunt of the Year 2019

  1. British Cunt Jon Snow
    Political Cunt David Lammy
    Anti democratic Cunt Baroness Hale
    EU Cunt ‘Plug’ Verhofstadt
    Corporate Cunt BBC
    Foreign Cunt Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

  2. Brit…….Ponce Harry.
    Pol…….Stumpy Bercow.
    Anti dem, Titty Swinton.
    EU……..Tusk.
    Corp….Thomas Cook.
    For…….Mehgan Windsor/Hewitt/Markle

  3. – British cunt: Fan Dabi Dozi
    – Political cunt: Marxist Money-Tree McDonnell
    – Anti democratic cunt: Jo Sour-Tits
    – EU cunt: Snidey Polack Twat
    – Corporate cunt: BBC
    – Foreign cunt: Hilary Cunting Clinton

  4. British Cunt – Boris Johnson
    Political Cunt – Boris Johnson
    Anti Democratic Cunt – John Bercow
    EU Cunt – Donald Tusk
    Corporate Cunt – Metropolitan Police (for Operation Midland, etc, etc, etc.)
    Foreign Cunt – Prince Andrew

  5. British Cunt – Steve Bray that Welsh cunt with the top hat, megaphone and too much time on his hands outside Parliament
    Political Cunt – Anna Soubry aka pisshead cunt
    Anti Democratic Cunt – Gina Miller, just a cunt!
    EU Cunt – Member of the Wayne Rooney Granny Shagging club President Macron, French cunt
    Corporate Cunt – BBC, left wing cunts
    Foreign Cunt – Greta Thunderbird, deluded brainwashed cunt
    Overrated useless socialist rich cunt, pretends he is still “street” cunt with no real talent cunt, preaching bolloks cunt – Stormzy

  6. British Cunt – Prince (no mates) Andrew
    Political Cunt – Sturgeon (Mrs Krankie)
    Anti democratic Cunt – Jo (tombstone teeth) Swinson
    EU Cunt – la Macaroon Francais
    Corporate Cunt – Thomas Cook.
    Foreign Cunt – Meggy (whingeface) Markle-Hewitt

  7. British Cunt Jo the Eurocunt Swinson.
    Political Cunt Jo the Eurocunt Swinson.
    Anti democratic Cunt Jo the Eurocunt Swinson.
    EU Cunt Jo the Eurocunt Swinson.
    Corporate Cunt The BBC
    Foreign Cunt Jo the Eurocunt Swinson. She’s a jock isn’t she?

  8. British cunt – James fuckface o’boring
    Political cunt – Jeremy 10 quid suit corblimey
    Anti-democratic cunt – Joe horse face swinson
    EU cunt – Micro hide ya granny macron
    Foreign cunt – Wee jimmy cranky (i know shes british, just but fuck it!)

  9. British Cunt – Prince Andrew (why won’t the cunt come clean about his being a knob artiste par excellence)?
    Eurocunt – Verhofstadt – for being the most punchable of all the Eurocunts, not least because of his poncey, ‘aren’t I a trendy Leftie’ hairstyle.
    Political Cunt – Nicola Sturgeon for being herself and, oddly, having a mouth smaller than a sardine’s.
    Anti democratic Cunt – Len Blockhead Block vote McCluskey (he’s as punchable as Verhofstadt).
    Corporate Cunt – The Daily Mail for obvious reasons but only just ahead of Naga Munchety who has a hair cut like mine when I was in the cubs.
    Foreign Cunt – ‘Caitlyn’ Jenner for too many reasons to go into and for not even being a proper cunt and, even if he/she was, I wouldn’t go into it, not even with Len McCluskey’s.

  10. – British cunt, your very own home grown asshole – Ian Blackford, wee Cunt.
    – Political cunt, Lord or Right Honourable, but not the whole commons please – Keith Vaz, washing machine repairman.
    – Anti democratic cunt, Gina Miller prequalifies – Tits n teeth Swinson
    – EU cunt, MEPs officials and parties allowed – Guy Verminhofstadt
    – Corporate cunt, businesses not people please – The AjjaBeeba
    – Foreign cunt, a world of choice – Smegma Markle

  11. British cunt – Ash Sarkar
    Political cunt – David Lammy
    Anti-democratic cunt – Jo Swinson
    EU cunt – Guy Verhofstadt
    Corporate cunt – Morrisons
    Foreign cunt – The Climate Goblin

  12. British Cunt :- Jamie Oliver
    Political Cunt : Nigel Farage (Not for what he stands for but for being a cunt that throws rocks and hides behind the shed)
    Anti Democratic Cunt : Anal Jo Swinson
    EU Cunt : Macron
    Corporate Cunt : Virgin
    Foreign Cunt :- Bruno Tolioni

  13. – British cunt: Nicola Sturgeon

    – Political cunt: Sadiq Khan

    – Anti democratic cunt: Jo Swinson

    – EU cunt: Guy Verhofstadt

    – Corporate cunt: Extinction Rebellion

    – Foreign cunt: Frumpenfűrher Merkel

  14. – British cunt, your very own home grown asshole
    Lily Allen

    – Political cunt, Lord or Right Honourable, but not the whole commons please
    John Bercow

    – Anti democratic cunt, Gina Miller prequalifies
    Jo Swinson

    – EU cunt, MEPs officials and parties allowed
    Guy Verhofstadt

    – Corporate cunt, businesses not people please
    Google

    – Foreign cunt, a world of choice
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

  15. British Cunt. Nicola (Medusa) Sturgeon.
    Political Cunt. John (Poison Dwarf) Bercow.
    Anti democratic. Dame Dominic (Traitor) Grieve, along with hundreds of others.
    EU Cunt. Emmanuel (Little) Jean-Michel (French) Frédéric (Cunt) Macron
    Corporate Cunt. The BB (Fucking) C
    Foreign Cunt. Gina (Millionaire) Miller.

  16. British. Reg, Furnisher polisher, Dwight. ‘Cause the litigation happy, little cum dump, boils my piss and melts my shit.
    Political. John, garden gnome, Bercow and his hoe of a wife.
    Anti democratic. Jo, I’m so excited about been appointed school prefect, Swinson
    EU. Guy Maurice Marie Louise Verhofstadt. I kid you not, that’s his full moniker. Deserves a cunting just for the name.
    Corporate. BBC and I don’t mean big black kok. With a special shout out for Laura, stroke mouth, Kuntsberg.
    Foreign. Nicola, Jockaroach, Sturgeon. Well she ain’t English.

  17. British cunt: Sadiq Khan (is he British?)
    Political cunt: Scottish Nazi Lezza Sturgeon
    Anti democratic cunt: John Major
    EU cunt: Tusk
    Corporate cunt: Channel 4 News
    Foreign cunt: Megan Markel

  18. british cunt lord hall (bbc)
    corporate cunt the guardian
    cunt of cunts ms begum
    foreign meddling cunt gina miller
    anti democratic cunt supreme cunt court
    EU cunt ‘the EU’ except the brexit party

  19. British Cunt: John PolPot McDonnell
    Political Cunt: Jo Waste of a pair of tits Swinson
    Anti Democratic Cunt: Gina “Who would want to live in Guyana”? Miller
    EU Cunt: Guy The wankers’ wanker Verhofstadt
    Corporate Cunt: BBC politically incorrect snowflakes R Us
    Foreign Cunt: George “hope he dies before he gets older” Soros
    Fits All Categories Cunt. Diane “I’m fat enough to be a Corporation” Abbott

  20. British Cunt: Ponce Andrew
    Political Cunt: Dominatrix (required for) Grieve
    Anti Democratic Cunt: Jo Swingingtits
    EU Cunt: Guy Verhofstadt(rhymes with Twat)
    Corporate Cunt: The unbalanced BBC
    Foreign Cunt: Leo Verucca

  21. Britcunt Michael McIntyre
    Polcunt Diane Abbott’s nepotistic cunt of a son
    Anticunt Jo “Wallace and Grommet” Swincunt
    Eyoucunt The Kinnock family
    Corpocunt The Families of the 96*
    Foreigncunt Those whining cunting eyeties, forever going on about being murdered by innocent Scousers.

    *Can I sub the NHS, thought it said compocunt

  22. British cunt ,Kay cunt Burley
    Political cunt, Sad bastard Khan
    Anti-democratic cunt, Treesa May
    EU cunt,Verhoefstadt.
    Corporate cunt-Any cunt donating to extinction rebellion.
    Foreign cunt-Dianne Abbot.

  23. UK: Prince Andrew, a father of two daughters who shamelessly abused other men´s daughters.

    Politician: Boris Johnson, a throwback to the 18th century, showing how the UK is still a class-ridden anachronism.

    Anti-democratic: Jo Swinson who obviously has no idea of what the word “democracy” means.

    Corporate: Air France, for charging my wife 100 euros for being 2 kg overweight with her luggage.

    Foreign: Little Greta Thunberg, for being such an irritating yappy dog who should be stuffed into the depths of her owner´s handbag.

  24. So many to choose from:-
    – British cunt: James O’brien
    – Political cunt: Tony Blair ,sticks his fucking snout in to politics where he shouldn’t, however, aids the argument for ‘Leave’.
    – Anti democratic cunt: Jo Swinson
    – EU cunt: as above .. The Kinnocks
    – Corporate cunt: Extinction Rebellion
    – Foreign cunt: Greta (Melting) Iceberg.

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