Cunt of the Year 2019


Well, it seems our resident code monkeys know their stuff and the results appeared on the stroke of midnight (much better organised than London’s ethnic fireworks display for football wankers).

Thanks to all who voted. Comments are now open.

Happy New Cunting Year to you all .

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25 thoughts on “Cunt of the Year 2019

  1. Some clear winners there but more of them.
    Either proves the outstanding cuntitude of May or that the buggers are breeding.

    Interesting that The Donald wasn’t even nominated…

    • Hopefully the accolade “Cunt of the Year,2019” will be some small comfort to Mr.Bercow after he missed out on a seat in The Lords.

      • The sad truth is that Bercunt would be proud of being Cunt of the Year 2019 and probably value it more than a seat in the Lords.

          • Aye, Jack….bored fucking titless….should really go out and get something done,but just can’t be arsed.

          • No. Meant to drive somewhere later..if I can even be bothered to go at all.

          • This isn’t like you at all Dick. You’re usually a resourceful and busy chap.
            Surely you’ve got some poison pen letters to write ?
            Or water supplies to disrupt ?
            How about driving the Hilux through the vicars rose bed ? That’s a good way to lift the spirits.
            Chin up Old Man, chin up !

          • It’s the winter wasteland. I’m even sick of shooting pigeons. I downloaded and installed an audio driver on my computer today. That bored. Tomorrow I shall get a key cut.

      • By the authority vested in me as the Ruler of the Caliphate of Honqtuhp Phurbaal and Grand Imam of the Al-Aqsminster-Kharpet mosque, I proclaim that Former Speaker, John Bercow is now Lord of All Cunts and Shite of the Garter.

  2. Any normal bloke who’s wife had cuckolded him with a filthy pikey would have killed her, or himself or both. The cunt has no fucking shame whatsoever.

  3. I wonder how many of our nominees have ever googled their name, and found their way to their own cunting? Or been sent a link by someone out of friendship/malace? Or, even found the site because they thought someone else was a cunt, then found themselves on the next page?

    • I wholeheartedly agree. Maybe there should be a category for Cunts who dig their own cunting abyss and insist on throwing themselves in. Prince Andrew. Cunt.

  4. I’m interested to see that in the results for worst British cunt of 2019, there are three Scottish cunts in the top five or 60%. Plus another who has a Scottish name (Andrew, Prince of Darkness). Is this a record or will it be beaten next year?

    • #MeToo Ruffy. I think we should demand a new vote because it is abundantly clear that the cunters had no idea what they were voting for. Mind you, it doesn’t help that there was such an embarrassment of riches of cunts to nominate so much so that I believe in years to come 2019 will be affectionately known as ‘The Year of the Cunt’.

  5. As is my democratic right, I demand a fucking recount! There is no doubt in my mind that the Cunt of the Year award should go to that foul, yo-yo knickered ‘of colour’ yank, Rachel Markle! Her very face screams ‘CUNT’ loud and fucking clear! An absolute fucking disgrace and deserves locking up in The Tower, followed by a public beheading!

  6. Funny how, Just two months into 2020, I’ve already sent 98% of these cunts to a place where they will never be mentioned again, because they ARE Yesterday’s cunts!
    So, it was fun reminiscing, but let’s start the new decade with newer, and probably worse cunts!
    Barmier for a start, and Civil Servants!

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