Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

With a nice scare mongering trailer to get you in the mood.( – Panic buying of toilet paper) 

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

641 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. Coronavirus!

    Turns out Covid 19 has incorporated the same mechanism as HIV to attach to human cells. I saw a few alt news sites infer this suggested the virus was genetically engineered.

    Now I admit to liking a good conspiracy theory, the best ones take facts and then use them to build a credible if extremely unlikely alternative story.

    I dismissed the theory out of hand. Now it’s suggested the virus attacks the male reproductive system. If true I will reconsider the man made theory, a virus that doesn’t kill millions but renders young males unable to reproduce and also reduces testosterone would be ideal for population reduction and subduing the male gender.

    Yeah I know very paranoid but it would explain why the governments of he west are reacting like the virus is Ebola like in its danger.

  2. Can I expect a reduction on the car tax I am paying for my petrol Astra Estate ? You know, now it’s sitting dormant outside the fucking house going bastard nowhere despite the tax being based on emissions..?

    And how much of a reduction can I expect on my car insurance, you know, now it’s sitting dormant outside the fucking house going bastard nowhere ?

    No, thought not…..

    • So so typical of council workers and coppers to try and make a power grab at the first opportunity. The clamour from some quarters to get the army on the streets shooting folk want to be careful what they wish for. I sincerely hope this crisis fucks off ASAP because you can bet your bottom dollar the rozzers are going to love spying on us all with drones and getting us to rat on neighbours.

      Civil liberties were hard fought for and look how quickly they’ve taken them away, and some folks are loving it.

      • Mixed feelings on this. Personally I’d enjoy seeing genuinely anti-social people banged up doing slave labour, for example a nurse on her way home was spat at twice by some chav on a bike. No trial for this excrement, you can hang him for all I care, at the very least chop his balls off so he can’t procreate. Too many fucking spongers and cunts for this country to support.

  3. I could have sworn last night I saw something about the number of new cases in the UK slowing but strangely enough I cannot find any mention of it from our beloved national institution the BBCunts. I believe this is also the case in Spain and Italy and I’ve since discovered the USA. All I see from the BBCunts is more doom and gloom and how the UK is descending into a police state. There’s an interesting article on the FT website with a very telling graphic which clearly show the downward trend – here’s a snippet from it and I’ve included a link to the full article:

    Every day the Covid-19 virus is infecting an increasing number of people. However, the rate of growth in countries is starting to slow.

    Among countries with more than 5,000 cases, this is most visible in Spain, which two weeks ago had a growth rate above 40 per cent per day on average and has seen this number fall to about 15 per cent.

    The US continues to see increases above 25 per cent per day, but have fallen from recent highs of nearly 40 per cent.

    https://www.ft.com/content/53b57e63-9120-367f-b723-e694ffd28f57

      • No mate, I don’t touch any form of social media, only here. I can’t imagine the YouTuber being a bigger cunt than me though!

      • Youtube comments can be very entertaining, and they’re anonymous like here. The Paul Joseph Watson videos and Carl Benjamin’s are always good, and the Guardian comments are always a laugh to flame the lefties.

        • I used to post on the BBC HYS stories (not under this moniker) mainly to upset the wokes and have a dig at the BBCunts at every opportunity. However, I happened to post something about Tommy Robinson (I wasn’t even defending him to be honest) and then my posts started mysteriously going into moderation so I stopped. Good to see Big Brother is alive and kicking!

          Big brother? You have no idea how heavily moderated this site is, But in a different way we tend to keep the “Woke brigade” the “Looneys” and the “Wankers” out.

  4. There’s an interesting website I use called “Flighradar24”, and it tells me what planes are currently flying overhead. You can zoom in to just the local area, or zoom right out to get a national, European or even Global views of the plane traffic in the skies.

    Despite the lockdowns and countries closing borders there seems to be a shitload of planes up there!

    • My Flightradar24 has been off the air for a day or so but being a air enthusiast I have an Icom R9500 connected to some heavy duty antennas which allow me to monitor aircraft transmissions both near and far. The upshot is relatively few passenger aircraft but freight stills to be moving . Last week I noticed an upsurge in military helicopter movements; just thought I’d let you know.

  5. Up in Derbyshire the local Old Bill have decided its a good idea to chuck a load of black dye in local beauty spot “the blue lagoon”. If you or I did that they’d be howling what mindless vandalism it is and wanting to lock folk up, rightly, so why are these cunts free to go around doing as they please? Coppers are supposed to police based on the law not some authority they’ve seen fit to award themselves.

    • Yes, an interesting point. The police exist to uphold the law not build careers for some superintendent with one eye on his/her upward path and the other eye focused totally on his/ upward path.
      Thousands of old school coppers must be turning in their graves.

  6. An interesting take on the current situation from Nigel Farage.

    https://youtu.be/hVmb51qNthg

    He’s absolutely right of course as always, why the fuck is the UK still allowing flights in from China, Tehran and Northern Italy? Priti Patel said no but Boris “shake hands” Johnson overruled.

    Where’s the common sense Boris?

    Cunt

  7. I was wondering what you bunch of cunts are listening to to raise your moods? I’ve had a bit if Oasis greatest hits on today – far from a great band but they do have an cocky optimistic youthfulness about them at times, and remind me of a forward looking mid-90s

    • I’d go back to the 90s in a shot… Some great music, lads could be lads, King Cantona, no wokes of fuckflakes, birds could be appreciated without all this fanatical Me Too bollocks, TV was PC-free, no social media loony bin, pubs were still open, hardly any ‘migrants’ and no one had heard of Chinx Bat Flu or Meghan Markle Fucking Ono Of Sussex….

      Currently listening to some Small Faces… Their 1967 Immediate album and the epic Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake…

    • I’m just listening to my own stuff to be honest. If I didn’t like it then I wouldn’t have written it in the first place
      Also bangs up my royalties on the streaming sites. I’m a mercenary bastard at heart

  8. According to GF, the leading spreaders of this shite are in London, Sheffield, Birmingham, Slough, and Derby. Don’t know much about Derby but if it was Bradford instead I may be seeing a pattern. Maybe it’s not so bad after all….

    • Derby University has quite a high number of chinky students for its and the city’s size as I understand. There’s also folk from all over place visiting Rolls Royce, plenty of chinks among them.

  9. The French are undoubtedly cunts but at least they prefer other stripey shirted, beret wearing, garlic smelling onion vendors on pushbikes to the peacefuls.

  10. There should be a special section in Hell for all those twattish cunts who spit/cough at people during this current crisis. More so those fuckers who spit at NHS & supermarket staff.

    Either they do it for the attention/Likes on social media; or they’re just twisted, selfish little fuckers with nothing better to do than cause even more stress and concern for all those who are trying their hardest to get us through this mess.

    Prison is too good for these shits. Bring back the stocks so that we call all piss, spit and vomit on these smug cunts.

    • I’ll reserve judgement on this until the coroner has had his say.

      The Beeb were allover the death of a 21 year old last week that turned out to be bollocks.

    • When I heard 13 year old died I thought fuck…then they said his name and it was like when my mate rang me to tell me Concorde exploded…
      “Concorde has exploded Daz”
      “Oh fuck”
      “Yeah…in Paris”
      “Oh…..many dead?”
      “All of em …mostly French and German”
      “FUCKING RESULT!!!….”

  11. Reports coming in that the Royal Navy have intercepted a boat carrying 14 tons of toilet roll, hidden inside a shipment of cocaine….

  12. Now that every man and his dog is seemingly working from home, it would be very wise how you use Zoom for your video conferencing, either to your place of work, or casual domestic purposes (free version or paid, doesn’t matter).

    Zoom is not fully secure; and even though it trots out that it offers End2End (E2E) encryption, it really doesn’t. E2E means full encryption between all client devices, so not even Zoom’s own infrastructure can “break in” and grab whatever is being said or sent down the pipe.

    This lack of true E2E probably won’t bother a lot of people if their conferencing isn’t too overly sensitive, but if you’re into showing off your “manhood” to other people via Zoom, just remember that because Zoom only offers TLS encryption (a poor man’s E2E), Zoom’s techie people could actually see what you’re doing!

    Another thing to remember about Zoom, is that they harvest your personal information via cookies. They also log your IP address, your device details, your location, your contacts etc.

    They justify this in their T&Cs prior to installing the client product – something that 99% of users don’t bother to read.

    They go onto say that “We do not sell your personal data!” But they still have your data, and even though they don’t “sell” your data, they can “give it away” in exchange for something else – which to their way of thinking isn’t “selling” in a fiscal sense, and therefore harvesting and “bartering” is justified.

    And finally, be very cautious if you’re asked to click a URL within a Zoom conference, as the URL could be redirected to a hacked file server. From the URL the file server might be able to detect your Windows login credentials, including passwords.

    And finally finally – when you’ve finished video conferencing always always disconnect or disable your webcam!

    • I’ve heard that Zoom have been selling the personal information of users to the likes Fuckerberg over at Facebook. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s true.

  13. A couple of ex players (Giggsy and Gary Nev) have done their bit, but Manchester United themselves have done piss all… Those Glazer parasites and that ET look-alike cunt, Woowar are probably more concerned about all the sponsorship deals and hospitality packages they do with the chinx than they are about the people of Manchester and Salford… I will bet my bollocks that when the football resumes, there will still be chinky writing all over the advertising around the pitch at Old Trafford, and that the ground will still be full of chinky daytrippers on ‘business trips’… Absolutely fucking shameful, but not surprising….

    Oh, for the days of the 70s and The Doc….

  14. A mysterious figure known as the Stockport Spiderman has been cheering up isolated children. The Stocky Spidy can be spotted for one hour each day when he takes his daily government-sanctioned exercise. You can request he visit your street too:

    https://facebook.com/groups/257989072029584/?hc_location=group_dialog

    Some cunt on social media posted these words… But the Spidey cunt does exist…What sort of cunt/creep goes out dressed as Spiderman anyway? And now, during this crisis, on their ‘exercise’ round to get the attention of kids?! And as for requesting his ‘services’?!

    As Clinton Baptiste would say, ‘I’m getting the word…..’

  15. Being a morbid cunt I tend to cross reference the infection to death figures, and the UK is not doing so bad.
    There are obviously some regimes who will not be so forthcoming, Iran for instance seems to be doing well with alan’s blessing considering it’s rather high infection rate.
    Italy has taken it up the arse big time, but they are a touchy feely nation (potentially we could loose a lot of football player as they are a bit cuddely too)

  16. In a similar format to the Dead Pool, how about we start a new format where we try to guess what sporting event will be cancelled next? My money is on the Frog Open tennis.

    You never know, they could bring out the Zorbing Olympics, Obviously a zorbing javelin event will be off the table, but most track sports should be ok.

    • I reckon Wimbledon has got to be a contender. Better still, we won’t have to see ‘celebrities’, most of whom know fuck all about tennis, sitting in the best seats. And even better, it’ll piss that arch traitor and tennis fanatic, Bercow, right off.

  17. There seems to be an awful lot of criticism for the government with regards its handling of this crisis, even from the like of the Telegraph – a Tory supporting rag.

    I keep envisaging a worst-case scenario after the crisis is finally done and dusted, and there’s another crisis to deal with, that of a government unfit to govern and an election is called for!

    I don’t know if that’s ever happened before (am thinking of the early 70s under Heath, Gallaghan or Wilson), but it would worry me what would happen if an election was called and the Tories got a right old kick in the bollocks however unlikely.

    Imagine a Labour/LibDumb government, and a return of all that Woke shite they were spouting, along with calling for a 2nd Referendum on Brexit, which subsequently went the way of the Remoaners!

    Fucking hell – a woke coalition government and Brexit scrapped. I think I’d rather be happier the the fucking virus!

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