Trevor Noah

Trevor Noah is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

“Who he/who that cunt?” you might ask. Well, he’s a South African (need I continue?) comedian (apparently) who’s about as funny as an unflushed toilet. The real problem is that he’s just not funny, even when reading jokes that have been written for him.

There’s a video doing the rounds of him attacking Britain’s past and haranguing Brits, as if people living now are responsible for events that happened centuries ago. He complains (for ages) about being questioned at the airport despite admitting he hadn’t organised the correct visa. He then does a bit about our lack of Summer (it’s thrilling stuff). He then subsequently berates Britain saying, “It’s really not that great here.”
Noah, if you don’t like it here, then please, off you fuck.

This smug, sanctimonious onion-head took over the Yank “comedy” programme ‘The Daily Show’ from Jon Stewart. Despite the viewing figures plunging (mainly because an unfunny, Saffer loudmouth was berating Yanks), it was papered over with “yes, but he’s big with young people.” You mean, in the same way David Hasselhoff was “big in Germany,” it transpires Noah is big online! Riiight.

He’s so edgy he’s done stuff on Trump, whether fat women are sexy to drunks, and pro-immigrant material. Goodness! What a pioneer of humour.

Noah is another pc comedian/presenter who oils the wheels of liberalism but he has a colossal chip on his shoulder which could be one of two reasons: Either he’s embarrassed because he knows that people realise he’s been elevated for, erm, token reasons; or he’s embarrassed by his own gaping deficiency of humour. Alternatively, it could just be his repulsive personality getting in the way.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous