Chelsea FC

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Chelsea FC are cunts.

Has there ever been a more dull and boring title win during the Premier League era? This is like Celtic winning the SPL without any threat or competition.

Chelsea are the most boring league champions since George Graham’s Arsenal and their offside trap (I remember that classic VHS: ‘Arsenal – 100 Great 0-0 Draws’). I know my lot aren’t up to much at the moment, but I am glad Mourinho never came to Old Trafford. The football would have been negative as fuck.

The antithesis of Busby and The Doc. Mourinho would just have been a more arrogant Dave Sexton…

Nominated by: Norman