Justin Welby – Archbishop of Cunterbury and Brexit (11)

Onward Christian Soldiers, of a leftish bent (or just bent full stop) – a few Hail Mary’s as we nibble a cracker and drink the communion wine, as a tribute to the shit stirring motherfucker Jason (or is it Justin?, anyway a poofy ladies hairdresser name) Welby and his four helpers. Poor old Welby still hasn’t got over Brexit, and he and his bumchums have treated us to a lecture on morals:


The Archbishop of Canterbury would be a great addition to the Labour “family”, in fact he might be even more “pure” than Dame Kweer. I can just see old Welby grinning from ear to ear as he minced round the stage at the next Conference with an audience leading the singing of The Red Flag. Yet another filthy rich cunt patronising the proles.

It is a pity Welby and friends don’t keep their noses out of politics, but they must bring untold joys to The New European, who will doubtless use this intervention to justify their crusade.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

..and seconded by: Another Cunting Mess

The ArchGodbotherer of Cunterbury and his fellow Archbishcunts and Bishcunts shitting in the House of Cunts.

What the fuck? How dare these unelected, self obsessed, k*ddie f*ddlers lecture the Government and by inference, We the people, about Brexit and morality.

These cunts must have an opinion and stance on everything. They are usually dressing well to the left and with a hint of woke BLM of course.

Just fuck off the lot of you. Stick to subjects you know about like Bible classes, preparing sermons, Sunday Schools and talking a load of bollocks.

82 thoughts on “Justin Welby – Archbishop of Cunterbury and Brexit (11)

  1. Welby is a particularly unctuous cunt.
    Never listen to any bloke who dresses up in a posh frock and a big fuck off hat and lives in a palace, esp. on the subject of politics.

  2. Does the government give you advice on how to run your church? Fuck off Archbishop of CUNTerbury and stop poking your nose into matters that don’t concern you.

  3. The Church of England always bends with the wind. They always latch on to the elite’s ideas and change God’s mind for him. It wasn’t that long ago they told us that benders would burn in hell and they wouldn’t let Princess Margaret marry some cunt because he had committed the sin of divorce. Look at the fuckers now……..as woke as a wet lettuce!
    Let’s face it they only exist because Henry V111 wanted to get his knob up Anne Boleyn and they didn’t have the bollocks to say no.
    We don’t need Bible Bashers any more so they can fuck off. Kick Welby out of his palace and stick some of his asylum seeking friends in there. I’m sure the cunt won’t mind.

    • If I had a cushy well paid job where I never broke a sweat, got a free big house and paid no tax id have the commonsense to not rock the boat,
      And keep my fuckin yap shut.
      He has all the choirboys he can suck and hes still fuckin whining!
      Listen you pencil necked 4eyed cunt, just keep up arselicking and spouting off,
      And someone will take it into their head to rid us of this turbulent priest,
      Shut the fuck up.🖕

  4. An arch bishop called Justin. I bet the dirty old bastard has been more than just in some innocent pre pubescent choir boys. Any cunt with a platform these days can preach their own beliefs. Just look at all the cunters on this site. 🤣

  5. The richest ecclesiastical organisation in the world, morally bankrupt, filled with scroungers, p*rverts, virtue signallers and people who think they have the right to lecture others. Try housing some homeless people in the endless empty church properties before you pull this shit, unelected HOL prick.
    Fuckoff Justin.

  6. Made me laugh in the Viz Sexist Book of Records. The Reverend Finbarr O’Plywood holds the record for being the most “Kiddydidliest Priest”.

  7. Welby and his little gang of frock wearing pussies are a complete irrelevance in todays world who only seem to do any ‘work’ when the latest royal sponger is getting hitched. Sticking your nose into national affairs and siding with your country’s enemies used to get you your head on a spike on top of Traitors Gate.

  8. Exactly another cunting mess. Stick to your day job you are not qualified to comment on brexit any more than a smack head .Fuck off keep your opinions to yourself you cunt …..

  9. The Church of England used to be known as ‘The Tory Party at prayer’.

    Cometh the Devil in the form of Thatcher and they morphed into what they are today, ‘The Labour Party and Woke associates at prayer’.

    Btw, do they still have shares in Wonga? If they don’t it’s probably only because that company conveniently shut up shop.

    And despite its £billions the CofE – pays FUCK ALL TAX.


    No doubt the Archcunt will soon relocate to Brussels. Let us pray so.

    • Evening your Creaminess

      If you see a wealthy cunt driving around the neighbourhood in an expensive car because they haven’t paid any tax, it could be a drug dealer but it’s more likely to be a clergyman.

      Have Scientists isolated the Christian gene yet?

  10. I’d love to see the look on these (and all other religious) cunts faces when they die and realise that God doesn’t exist! Fucking priceless.

  11. The Lords Spiritual, as they are known. Bollocks. 26 of the cunts out of a total of nearly 800 mainly senile parasites drawing over £300 each a day. The chamber of the House of Lords must stink of piss and be full of spiders. If Covid 19 is supposed to be so deadly, how come they are still standing in the way of democracy. Must be “the Lord” looking after his own I guess. Fuck the lot of them.

    • Indeed. There is supposed to be a separation between church and state, yet these delusional pricks are at the top table.
      Also, how can they accept the title of lord, surely its reserved for their make believe boss?

  12. His beardie son, Peter, got his first job with the Tony Blair Faith Foundation (please wipe your coffee off the screen). Still there as a consultant to the Institute for Global Blair. Holy backscratchers! You’re surprised Justinitforthe status is a gibbering Remainer globalist cunt?

    • Didn’t Blair convert to Catholicism? Must have been something in it for him. After all, if even SS members can be absolved with a few Hail Marys, he might be still heaven bound.

  13. To paraphrase Richard Dawkins ” Why should we listen to this cunt just because he has an imaginary friend?”
    I think Shakespeare had it about right “who will rid us of this turbulent priest?”
    I should think he has managed to alienate at least half of those who go to CofE services on a Sunday morning.

  14. It’s a shame these same bishops didnt put as much effort into child protection. The CofE is up to it’s neck in abuse claims, most of which it ignored or covered up.
    This from the fucking Guardian, no less:-

    ‘Church of England bishops should be stripped of responsibility to keep children safe from sexual abuse, according to an independent inquiry that said the church had protected its own reputation above its “explicit moral purpose”.

    A damning report from the independent Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse (IICSA), published on Tuesday, said the C of E’s culture of deference and “clericalism” meant it was a place where abusers could hide.’

  15. I wasn’t sure where to post this, BBC or Covid shit so I put it here

    Look North (Yorkshire) the free school meal bollocks, they rolled out a fat old tart, single mum with three kids….. and they were half black …… priceless!

    • I expect all 3 kids have different dads who shafted her, slapped her about a bit, wiped their cocks on the curtains and then fucked off.

      • I emailed look north and suggested the reason her fridge was empty is because the kids all eat a the local chigun shop.
        I will probably be reported for hate crime 😂

        If they are going to do virtue signalling they should at least do a better edit of their material 😂

    • I went to the shops this afternoon, two morbidly obese, greasy young white cunts in tight leggings, bellies stretching there leisure tops (😖😖😖), 7 kids running around uncontrollable-1 white / 6 mixed race.
      Welcome to the new “build better Britain”

      • Dead right, CMG. Went into my local Spar yesterday to get a loaf of bread and some cat food. Slag in there holding up the queue because she couldn’t decide what lager to buy, and then she caused more antagonism by buying every fucking scratchcard on the till stand. Making out all the while that she’s a ‘character’ and a ‘laugh’. She then asks the bird behind the counter to change three tenners for six fivers. Why? Because she wanted to put it in her nephew’s birthday card. Her words were ‘I want to make it look like there’s loads’. Girl who worked the till then lost her rag and said ‘This isn’t a bank’. Then the ‘character’ suddenly lost their chirpy humour. The scum de la scum.

  16. If Welby and his cunt friends are so woke they ought to take a look at their own history. The Church of England were up to their neck in the Atlantic slave trade, the main reason they are so stinking rich today. Pay it back Justin you corrupt cunt! Reparations for George Floyd and his thieving friends. You know the Lord wants you to do it! Hallelujah!

    • Its not that he believes in god for me, if he really does.
      Its that if he does hes a traitor to his professed beliefs.
      He should hate the competition,
      The muslims and should declare them heretics, and should decry homosexuality as sinful not pop on the leather hotpants and disco dance at pride.
      A true messenger should be bugeyed and flecks of foam round their mouth pointing the finger and threatening people with burning in hellfire.
      Thats a believer.
      I can respect if not agree with that.
      But this little shitweazel doesnt really beleive,
      Just a well paid job without having to get his hands dirty.

      • Yeah, this week the pope cunt came out (almost) and gave support for homosexuals, and it hasn’t gone down well with a load of them, especially in Africa, where they really loathe the battymen. I can’t understand how they can rewrite the bible when it suits them, as god hasn’t come down with new orders. Unless of course it’s a man made construct. Who’d have thought it!

  17. A man who does not believe in God, should not be preaching the word of God. A tadge hypocritical me thinks. This artifact , ( the product of a dogs prolapsed poop plopper ) is far more interested in the world of islam and perhaps even its fondness of the goat.

  18. Is that the cunt in his kitchen? There looks to be a few cupboards there – sufficient to conceal a weekend’s worth of diminutive, well-lubricated young choir boys.

      • That’s not a Barely Legal Choirboys’ calendar, it’s a signed photo of Robert Runcie covered in fresh porridge stains.

        • Have you ever considered entering the Franciscan Order? You have so much in common with the Founder. Like you he had great love of all animals on the the earth. So take off your soiled vest and trackey bottoms and don that brown habit. Kick off your old battered trainers and put on sandals like Saint Francis. As voiced in your mensa posts you have a great humility and I believe you are a perfect fit to become a follower of the man from Assisi.

          • Love of animals?
            Bestiality is a criminal offence.

            Wank not the oxon of the field nor the ocelot.
            Delayed not thy neighbours ass nor the serpent, lest thy anger Him.
            John: chapter7 verse 4

  19. My parents were devil worshippers. They were relatively poor and working class yet they still managed to get me into a private school for Satanists.
    You wouldn’t believe the sacrifices they had to make….

      • Evening Jack
        You winning?
        Everything coming up Milhouse?
        Your going to have to take care of Kate and Debbie this weekend, im working.
        Rtc will pop round,
        He likes a more tomboy figure so hes bringing Suzi Quatro.

        • Evening MNC. Quatro eh ? Very tasty. I’ll make Ethel a ‘ special ‘ cocoa, she’ll be out all weekend.
          The Rookery will be rocking this weekend.
          Yipee !

  20. Church Going

    Once I am sure there’s nothing going on
    I step inside, letting the door thud shut.
    Another church: matting, seats, and stone,
    And little books; sprawlings of flowers, cut
    For Sunday, brownish now; some brass and stuff
    Up at the holy end; the small neat organ;
    And a tense, musty, unignorable silence,
    Brewed God knows how long. Hatless, I take off
    My cycle-clips in awkward reverence,

    Move forward, run my hand around the font.
    From where I stand, the roof looks almost new-
    Cleaned or restored? Someone would know: I don’t.
    Mounting the lectern, I peruse a few
    Hectoring large-scale verses, and pronounce
    “Here endeth” much more loudly than I’d meant.
    The echoes snigger briefly. Back at the door
    I sign the book, donate an Irish sixpence,
    Reflect the place was not worth stopping for.

    Yet stop I did: in fact I often do,
    And always end much at a loss like this,
    Wondering what to look for; wondering, too,
    When churches fall completely out of use
    What we shall turn them into, if we shall keep
    A few cathedrals chronically on show,
    Their parchment, plate, and pyx in locked cases,
    And let the rest rent-free to rain and sheep.
    Shall we avoid them as unlucky places?

    Or, after dark, will dubious women come
    To make their children touch a particular stone;
    Pick simples for a cancer; or on some
    Advised night see walking a dead one?
    Power of some sort or other will go on
    In games, in riddles, seemingly at random;
    But superstition, like belief, must die,
    And what remains when disbelief has gone?
    Grass, weedy pavement, brambles, buttress, sky,

    A shape less recognizable each week,
    A purpose more obscure. I wonder who
    Will be the last, the very last, to seek
    This place for what it was; one of the crew
    That tap and jot and know what rood-lofts were?
    Some ruin-bibber, randy for antique,
    Or Christmas-addict, counting on a whiff
    Of gown-and-bands and organ-pipes and myrrh?
    Or will he be my representative,

    Bored, uninformed, knowing the ghostly silt
    Dispersed, yet tending to this cross of ground
    Through suburb scrub because it held unspilt
    So long and equably what since is found
    Only in separation – marriage, and birth,
    And death, and thoughts of these – for whom was built
    This special shell? For, though I’ve no idea
    What this accoutred frowsty barn is worth,
    It pleases me to stand in silence here;

    A serious house on serious earth it is,
    In whose blent air all our compulsions meet,
    Are recognised, and robed as destinies.
    And that much never can be obsolete,
    Since someone will forever be surprising
    A hunger in himself to be more serious,
    And gravitating with it to this ground,
    Which, he once heard, was proper to grow wise in,
    If only that so many dead lie round.

    Philip Larkin

  21. This cassock wearing bender is obsolete anyway. We live in country where christianity is sneered at and frowned upon. Where crosses are banned from staff restrooms and airline flights in case it offends the camelbuggerers. Where the death cult that is muslam is indulged and their shitty arses are wiped at every opportunity. And Welby is as bad as the rest of them when it comes to mollycoddling the human filth and their evil ways.

    Tell ’em. Chubby.


  22. All clergymen should dragged into the gutter and shot in my opinion. Then shoved rectum first on their church spire or cross for public shaming. Though I suspect the attending good folk who never gossip along with their shiny german cars and fake decency would be mortified.

    • “turbulent priest” reminds me of Brian Blessed in Blackadder the first. If only we had a couple of drunken Knights back from the crusades.

  23. Sorry for being slightly OT, but on the theme ‘stick to commenting on something you know about’; the dreaded presenters of Loose Women today decided to ask Joe Squash for his thoughts on the topic being discussed; The unintelligible response that he spluttered was an absolute classic. How the f*** they keep such totally irrelevant people on the payroll beats me!

  24. WELBY!Who said that ?its me god!pull your cock out of that 14yr pld choirboys arse!you sick bastard ive been watching you /oh heavenley father i have sinned its ok says god im gonna knock a round off myself .whilst you keep shagging.

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