I’d like to nominate the old lady who swallowed a fly.
The song or nursery rhyme.
She swallows a fly. Instead of letting nature take its course and passing it out the other end, she then swallows a spider to catch fly, then a bird to catch the spider. It goes on and on.
Then she dies.
For fork sake! In the words of Alf Garnett, “Silly moo!”
Nominated by: Spoonington
(Hope the Animal Rebellion mob don’t read this! – admin)