Cycling Vloggers

“Look over there, LOL!” etc


YouTube cycling Vloggers.

Particularly those middle class metropolitan wankers who must spend their spare time (when not taking a knee/ basket weaving/wanking over Greta Thunberg/kiddy fiddling etc), driving around city centres (particularly Londinistan), baiting motorists so they can upload confrontations on their monetised channels.
Cunts.
A classic example is “A clown
takes a pratfall” uploaded by some smarmy cunt “uphill freewheeler”.
Mods please help a cunter and insert link, please?
Uphill fucking gardener more like-the Ronnie Pickering type driver this cunt baits almost delivers summary justice, stumbling at the last. Cunt.
I once witnessed a group of young lads surrounding a couple in their 70’s at a junction. I don’t know what heinous crime against cyclists they had committed but four twenty something lads were kicking and banging the car, the brave fuckers. The couple could not pull onto the main road as it was busy and looked terrified. When I got out and remonstrated, they fucked off.
In my humble opinion, these latex clad, head cam wearing, Greta worshipping bane to the motorist deserve a thorough cunting.
I post this as a brief distraction from Kung-flu, black-lies-matter et al.
What thinks the board?

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70 thoughts on “Cycling Vloggers

  1. Two thoughts on this, one of the shitty videos that was put up involved one of my colleagues, the cyclist twated his car in a road works zone.
    He got out and threatened to rearrange his face, bloke shit himself, but saw the company logo on his shirt and made a big thing of it, he received an apology from cooperate on you tube.
    I was driving in Richmond, turned left on a roundabout to have some cow do the same on my (Company) Audi A3 , she also shit herself, I explained the highway code in no uncertain terms and the only reason I was not punching her was she was a girl, BUT, if she were to say another word I was going to rescind this, punch her in the face and chuck her bike in the thames!
    I was a very angry elf that day

  2. Chin the cunts, rip of camera and whip the fuckers with it, and still they need more, maybe a gallon of petrol and a match to bring them back into line with their carbon footprint, make sure you get the memory card otherwise it could be problematic…cyclists lives matter, i weep everytime i drive past a police sign appealing for witnesses when one of the silly cunts has gone under the wheels of an artic…..fucking not,fucking bellends

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