An extra special, ‘Fuck off and die’ cunting, for Tim Martin. Who?, I hear you ask. Well, this selfish prick is the boss of J.D.Wetherspoons.
His opening gambit was to tell the meejia, that this ‘Coronavirus’ was getting blown up all out of proportion. “You’re more likely to catch it in crowded supermarkets – no need to avoid pubs”…
No, of course not. Drag your family down to your friendly neighbourhood Wetherspoons. Sit closely round a sticky, beer-stained table. Thumb through the unwiped, touched by thousands menu. Order a shitty burger and chips, drink heavily and for God’s sake, keep your money rolling into this fucking cunt’s pockets. Having witnessed this wanker’s appeal to the great unwashed, the Govt. quickly moved from, ‘we advise you not to gather in pubs’, to ‘All pubs, bars and restaurants must close’.
So, not getting his way, and despite the Gov’t guaranteeing to pay 80% of workers wages provided businesses don’t sack them, this turd throws his toys out the pram. Refuses to pay his staff for hours they’ve already done, and tells them “that govt money will take too long to come through. Go get a job at Tesco. When we re-open, we’ll consider you when recruiting!”
What a fucking Uber Cunt!
Well now, what if your pubs never re-open? Because I suggest everyone boycotts this cunts pubs and drink anywhere but. Nail the fucking bastard to one of his pub signs and place beer mats over his eyes. If I knew where the wanker lived, I’d burn his fucking house down, with him still in it.
Nominated by Lord of the Rings
The picture on the right reminds me of the zipper head from Team America.
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Quiet on here, all gone bed?
You bunch of old fannies!!
Not me!
Im vibrant an young, im up twisting to rock n roll music and drinking fizzy drinks!
Yayyy!!!!
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Just had my fourth pint of IPA. Waiting for a piss and then bed. In that order I hope. No fucking idea what Flu Manchu is on about.
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Just checking my amusing twittering type thing to Baron Branson and Mong-Daily, they have both blocked me and refused to answer any of my polite but relevant questions but the good news is it went all over the World via twatter first!😄
I love the smell of napalm on a morning..
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Blasphemy! You spelt Coleman’s name wrong. Classic CS….
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Hornet Coalman.
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I say MNC – will ISAC’ers get a discount at Miserspoons?
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I hope so, Vernon! 🙂
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that’s the mustard
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Bugger! Just got told off by the Police for standing in the garden in a priest’s outfit shouting “be gone foul demon”!
I told them “what’s the problem – I thought I was allowed to exorcise”?..
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Vernon! 😀
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Terrible as always,😄 poor KC was traumatised recently by my terrible “jokes” – hopefully made a full recovery by now! ! Right, painting done, can’t sleep, too much energy – bike ride
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I’ve been banned from having any contact with the Best Western Hotels Group after persistently phoning them and shouting, “Gun Fight at the OK Corral” once they’ve answered.
“Hello, Best Western”….
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Excellent as always JRC! 😄👍
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The most pathetic thing I have ever seen was a pisshead shaking like a shitting dog and hammering on the doors of Spoons in Reading, demanding they open up…. At 08.55 on a Tuesday morning. (giro day?)
By 09.05 it had already necked the first pint of ‘Nelson’ and had clearly continued to imbibe copiously until I popped out for a smoke break at 10.45, by which time it was passed out face down on the table.
While I accept that we all have free will and personal responsibility, Spoons shouldn’t be encouraging the alkys by serving booze before lunchtime.
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I think if you read what Tim said, he’s basically saying you can earn the same money in Tesco or Asda as you can in Wetherspoons, so if you want more than the 80% I can offer under furlough arrangements there are quite a few jobs out there, and I understand why you would jump ship.
However the way it’s been framed by the media makes him look like a total cunt … who by the way supported Brexit. No coincidence there then.
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