Luvvy Nepotism

I’d like to nominate luvvy nepotism. What is it with these cunts who get their talentless family members on the idiot box? Fucking cunt Bradley Walsh is at it now with his no-mark son, going on an all expenses paid jolly for the brainwashed to watch:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/bradley-walsh-pays-emotional-tribute-to-son-barney-–-see-adorable-pic/ar-BBZMOMO?ocid=spartanntp

It goes back to those other two cunts, Madeley and Judy Fattagen getting their daughter on the payroll; whatever happened to that cunt? Then there is that unfunny posh bastard with his equally irritating cunt of a father, Jack fucking Whitehall getting the old boring cunt in on the act.

Fuck me, have these cunts no shame?

Another unfunny cunt, Romesh Ragamuffinathan with his fuckin’ mother showing her boat race. Fo’fuxake fuck off, will ya. We don’t want to see you, or your fucking relatives because you are all cunts. I’ve no problem with the average Joe cunt giving a helping hand to family members, but these luvvy cunts can fuck off….Grrrr.

Nominated by Chicken George

 

53 thoughts on “Luvvy Nepotism

  1. I happen to think that Jack Whitehall’s father would fit right in on these pages…a decent cunt in my opinion, tells it like it is!

  2. Maybe if the BBC tax gets abolished this sort of terror will finally be put behind us.
    Thank cunt it’s Friday.

  3. Regarding Romesh Ragamuffinathan – it’s poetic justice that since his four eyed sanctimonious anti-Brexit drivel was vomited out in HSBC adverts that bank has gone from one disaster to another. He is another irrtating cunt who thinks he is funny but is actually like that Peter McKay cunt just a commercial whore living off ad agency money.

  4. I think dear dear Lorrie Fox should get a pass. At least he’s giving the Livvie cunts a hose down.

  5. Never seen his mother but smug boy Remoaner Ragamuffin is a cunt who’s face my poor bleeding knuckles could never stop punching.

    • He is a bit like that chinky “comic” Phil Wang and the equally unfunny Paul Sinha (whacky p*cky and out and proud poofter), they are so fucking smug and supercilious, and so fond of Britain bashing it makes you wonder why they continue their miserable*careers” here.

  6. Three um bongo drinkers just now at a local bakers: Rude, unable to make up their minds. Constantly changing their orders and lacking personal hygiene.

    Scum.

    LBC right now and dieter of the year fuelling the fire by claiming that far right terrorism is more dangerous than camel shaggers.

    1 minute in with some head scarf wearing alarmist and Tommy gets a mention…

    • I know, those far right child rapists attacking all those poor muslim girls, reading mein kampf in churches.

  7. Isnt this luvvie Nepotism 2?
    Sure we did this before?
    Anyway, its your human nature isnt it?
    To help your mates and family, give em a leg up!
    Id have no problem if a famous cunt trying to get my family cushy jobs.
    Help your own.

    • Agree – only natural, been going on since year dot. Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks Jnr, Judy Garland, Liza Minnelli, etc, etc, etc…..

    • I do apologise, I must have been at work and missed the 1st cunting
      I am a right cunt who frequents this site now and again

  8. Bang on cunting you have barely talented wankers bring on thier parents who should be at home and fucking stay there.
    E,G that seriously unfunny prick Jack Whitehall and his misserable old cunt of a dad, we dont need to see moaning old cunts on the telly after east enders and that Bristolian comedian Russel Howard who can be funny from time to time but i had to google his name so not that memerable and his fucking brain dead, retarded old chicken of a mother, who just says retarded shit for attention, i suppose it means that these lazy cunts can get away with doing less and dont even get me started on Danny Dyer x2 and absolute puddle of liquid dyaria (get it)well i thought that was funny….anyway a festival of cunts who are now inflickting us with thier hangers on with even less talent that the original cunts, I’ve taken to leaving the fucking telly off and listening to music, honestly its deleating cookies from my brain, i now know less shit………cunts

      • Indeed Jack. Barely a teenager at the time. Now I see a middle aged man peering out of the mirror back at me.

      • “At my time of life, the creature comforts matter. I like to spend the evening in front of a roaring jukebox, with all the drugs and booze I can handle ”
        — From a Ray Lowry cartoon.

    • Dead kennedys reference Jack?👍

      Not seen the Bradley Walsh thing, did see the Jack Whitehall thing,
      Travelling with his ducky dad.
      Disnt realise how posh he actually was, made me laugh that he calls his mum, mummy.

      • Morning MNC. I’ve seen a bit of the Bradley Walsh thing, shite that turns your brain to goo.
        The missus is an avid fan.
        I rest my case.

      • Same with Mrs P Jack. It’s all about ‘doing it for Dad’. Another ‘surprise for Dad’. He loves his Dad does Barney.
        I was waiting for it and it came excrutiating -‘I love you Dad, I love you son’.
        Oh get back to The Chase.

  9. Celebs, film stars, and especially politicians, who always seem to rope in a close family member into a job without the need for proper interviews or selection process. It’s just a case of “don’t you know who I am?”

    So cunts like the Beckhams are made for life because their children will always say “don’t you know who my parents are?” and all of a sudden they get what they want.

    And then you have politicians who get family members on the firm, and on the government payroll and no one gives a shit about how they got there!

    Load of old bollocks, and just another irritation in Life’s rich tapestry of cunts getting on your tits!

  10. Excellent nom. Terminally-talentless and orthodontically-equine Ryman Clarke Neal gets his raucous old bat of a mother on the ‘phone, as a “feature” on his taxpayer funded BBC radio 2 show…

    Keep it in the family innit ?

  11. Zoe Ball. Yeah right she’s got talent. Fuck off. Her old man had some savvy but she’s just an average woman ffs.
    I happen to detest Michael Douglas. Kirk was top drawer but his son is a slimy seedy little cunt.
    Sean Connery is Bond his son Jason is a chinless twat…..and so on.

    • Zoe Ball the cunt gets the gig on radio2 because shes a splitarse , ticked the right box and is daughter of Johnny
      You’d think that with the big fucking salary shes on, she would know that “paved paradise” as she called it. is in fact called Big yellow taxi, the dumb cunt

  12. I had no objection to Nigel Lawson when he got his wankable daughter on the box especially when she started licking cream off her fingers in a salacious manner.
    She might be looking a bit ropey these days but I would still bend her over for a good rimming 💪💪💪

    • Absolutely Fenton. One of the few examples where Nepotism has been a good thing. I would happily slide my cream horn between her well kneaded baps.

  13. Sometimes your family get a leg up through no fault of your own…….ie, Boris Johnson, his clown of a father, his slag of a sister and his stinking, traitorous remoaner brother.

  14. An off-piste elephant, listening to Radio Bore «Today» just now (07:33) on the motivations of the Hanau gunman, Tobias Ahr R

    Jonathan Hall QC [2014], a barrister and “Government-appointed independent” (paradox alert!) reviewer of tėřřøřîßț legislation, noted that one particular feature of far-right attacks such as that in Hanau is inspiration by online internet forums. He says:
    “there are forums out there without leaders or members, which seem to have a very powerful effect on certain individuals”. Claiming that UK laws are not “in the right place”, as the currently only address groups with actual members and leaders (but NOT loose Internet forums) he continues:

    “People who have right-wing ideologies tend to have a sort of “soup” of hatreds. It may be anti-Muslim, it may be anti-gay; quite often anti-women (that seems to be a sort of “entry point” for extreme right wingers. Errm, it may be pro-state… it may be completely anti-state, sort of peppers.

    He then enlarges on his central point around the UK approach to persons posing a counter-ťėřrøříșt risk, and certain individuals “escaping the net” (my phrase):

    Err, so an Internet forum is not a group. The Secretary of State has a power to ban groups; she does not have a power to ban forums… If it was possible to ban a forum, it would send a very powerful signal to ISPs.

    He then waffles on a hit about early release of offenders (against the 2000 Act), possible reintroduction of IPP sentencing etc.

    Cunters beware! The writing is on the wall.

    • No, no, this is merely a jokes page, not even a forum. Jokes have no peremptory master. We can’t be caught speeding as easily as that.

    • Relax John, we’ll open up somewhere else. The net is too big and we will find a way.

      Fuck this utter cunt.🖕

      • Look, they clap eyes on us and we’re dead, right? So we gotta make a new life where they’ll never find us. You know where? Underground. You should see it down there – hundreds of miles of drains – sweet and clean now after the rain, dark, quiet, safe. We can build houses and everything, start again from scratch. And what’s so bad about living underground eh? It’s not been so great living up here, if you want my opinion.

      • Afternoon Ruffers

        My replies to you keep disappearing. I wonder if Oran*eböôm has become an automatic deleted word.

  15. More nepotistic turds…

    Darren Ferguson
    Stella McCartney
    Julian Lennon
    Sean Fucking Ono Lennon
    Eve Hewson (daughter of Bonio)
    The offspring of the Gallagher brothers
    Those ugly Osbourne cunts
    Calum Best (cunt)
    All them Beckham cunts
    Gwyneth ‘Turkey Neck’ Paltrow
    Will Smith’s kid (can’t recall the cunt’s name)

    No doubt there are more…

  16. Oh, and Bonio’s Mrs is one huge nepotistic cunt… Was fuck all till she married the U2 gobshite… Now she is a ‘businesswoman’ and an ‘activist’ and the cunt apparently acts like she and her shortarsed old man own Dublin… Is there anything worse than a rock star’s wife who thinks they are the shit? (see Yoko Fucking Ono, Linda McCartney)…

  17. And although not with famous parents, most of those Harry Potter cunts have rich parents or mums and dads who are well in agents… The cunt who played Potter himself and the loathsome Emma Twatson are but two of them…

    And two of the modern era’s biggest celebrity bellends also fall into this category…
    Mark Ronson and Cara Delevigne… Titless Swift and Beyonce Fatarse also have rich dads who bankrolled and pushed their rise to success… Cunts…

  18. Roman Kemp…what an obnoxious, mouthy little ball sack he is.

    Son of Martin ‘Spandau Ballet’ Kemp and Shirlie ‘ Wham! backing singer with the mic firmly switched off’ Holliman…..Signed a record deal at 15 years old (clearly, that career sunk like a protein-packed turd) then gets a job as a DJ on Capital Radio at the grand old age of 21 out of fucking nowhere and with WHAT qualifications exactly??

    Oh yeah. He doesn’t need any. His parents were pop stars. He looks good. That’s enough, innit?

    The entire luvvy Fox family – would their offspring have entered drama school so easily were it not for their surname?

    The Redgraves – as above. They ALL become actors. Sheer talent running through the bloodline….or just the name getting them a foot in the door?

    Kelly Osbourne – I mean, what the actual fuck DOES she do?? What is her purpose, apart from being Ozzy’s daughter?

    I could go on and on. Nepotism is indeed a right cunt.

  19. Harry and Jamie Redknapp, twitchy eyed cunts. Harry makes Ronnie and Reggie seem like pillars of the community.

  20. I hope that both father and son both get eaten by crocodiles or alligators or sharks on their next fully funded international jolly boys outing.

    Or do a bungee jump where the elastic string is “accidentally” 10 metres too long.

    I don’t watch any live TV, I just record all the films and series I want, meaning that I avoid all advertising and avoid all the horrible cunts such as these.

    About another thread and the coronavirus, the world could do with losing about 3 Billion persons anyway, the world is grotesquely overpopulated and it’s to our extreme detriment!!

  21. Off the top of my head, other nepotistic cunts:

    Lily Collins (Phils talentless, film star daughter)
    Maggie & Jake Gyllenhall – (talentless spawn of Hollywood ‘royalty’)
    Rebecca Hall (daughter of legendary West End impressario Peter)
    Casey Affleck (Talentless brother of talentless Ben Affleck)
    Claudia Winkleman (talentless daughter of tabloid editor Eve Pollard)
    The whole of the Copolla clan (Nic, Talia, Sofia, Jason Schwartzman etc)
    Owen and Luke Wilson (from an influential political and media family)
    Rooney and Kate Mara (Talentless descendants of the founders and billionaire owners of the both Pittsburgh Steelers (Maternal side) and New York Giants (Paternal side)
    Winona Ryder (goddaughter of Timothy Leary)
    Christian Slater (Parents are powerful acting agents and coaches)
    Lily and Alfie Allen (Talentless spawn of professional cunt Keith)
    Jennifer Anniston (Actor parents, goddaughter of Telly Savalas)
    Courtney Cox (From wealthy family, cousin of Police drummer Stewart Copeland)
    Armie ‘The Lone Ranger’ Hammer (from a wealthy inter-generational oil-tycoon family)
    Crispin Mills (Talentless musician turned talentless film director and grandson of legendary actor John Mills)
    Charlie Sheen & Emilio ‘I’ll use my original name to hide the nepotism’ Estevez
    The entire Fox acting ‘dynasty’ (I’ll forgive Lawrence though)
    Benedict Cuntertwat (Another acting ‘dynasty’)
    Angelina Jolie (actor turned skeleton, changed name from Voigt as she wanted to ‘succeed on her own’ (pass me the sick bucket)
    Laura ‘feminism’ Dern (Daughter of Bruce and Diane Ladd)
    Duncan Jones (Hollywood director, AKA Zowie Bowie)
    Adrien Brody (Famous fashion and Hollywood photographer mother)
    John David Washington (NFL pro turned Hollywood leading man, son of Denzel)

    Virtually every ‘notable’ person in the arts, media or politics, pretty much……

  22. Stop the World I want to get off! I see from skimming that dire comic The Sun ‘newspaper’ that Bonio’s vile offspring Elijah Hewson (no, me neither) has his own band Inhaler (again, me neither). Apparently the ear cack popular music scene is no stranger to the old nepotism too! Well that ruined my Saturday morning. Pass my revolver please. Oh and U2 and Bonio are Uber cunts. The cunt doesn’t fall very far from the cunt tree!

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