Rodrigo Alves

Rodrigo Alves, an attention seeking, nobody cunt.

This fish-headed mongoloid has annoyed me for some time, his surgically mutated visage daily haunting me from the sidebar of shame on the rapidly sinking Daily Mail. Once known as ‘The Human Ken Doll’, which is bollocks, because a Ken doll looks far more human than this prick, he has now come out as a fucking transgender woman.

Looking like a Blackpool pier waxwork dummy of Katie Price, he now has more excuses for further plastic surgery, not that he needed any. The vacuous fuck changed his nose more often than I change my socks and he’s one of the many cunts addicted to cosmetic surgery who prove that it just makes you look ugly, retarded, inhuman, and sad.

Damn him for being the no talent freak show that he is, damn the fucking Daily Mail for giving him the oxygen of publicity, and damn me for reading the fucking Daily Mail.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

63 thoughts on “Rodrigo Alves

  1. That Gretal Thunderbird should be condemning the vacuous plastic surgery cans of can’t. That unnecessary plastic surgery is polluting the planet.
    Plastic takes years and years to break down.

  2. Doctor Frankenstien is alive and well, this cunt is his latest creation. Think I prefer the original one with the bolt through his neck, it looked more human.

  3. If that aberration was seen it walking around my neck of the woods it would see the business end of a baseball bat . Give it a bone fide excuse to have plastic surgery.

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