One fucking Saturday since the Falklands in 1982. I work two out of every four weekends, you cunts. I get a piddling shift allowance which wouldn’t paint your fucking duck-house. My loathing for these parasitic cunts knows no bounds. Enjoy your fucking Christmas day and Boxing Day, you loathsome cunts. I’m fucking working both. On single fucking time. No expenses claimed here.
Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt