Immigration Stats

Guess who chose Monday 21 October to release some more truly appalling news whilst the rest of the country was distracted by the latest Brexit hijack in Westminster? Kerrching…. our old friends at the ONS. What a coincidence!

With particular reference to UK Population Growth.

It seems we’re supposed to be placated that this isn’t now as high as forecast a while back as it will grow by a ‘mere’ 3 million from 66.4 million in mid-2018 to 69.4 million in 2028. The real killer stat is that “70% will be driven by international migration”. And that’s what they’re owning up to.

Given the useless ONS’s habit of continually having to revise its figures upwards and that they sure won’t be guesstimating the thousands arriving in containers or via Eire or deportation orders never enforced we can be 100% confident that the figure will be nearer 5 million. So 5m/10yrs x 70% = 350,000 EACH AND EVERY year for a decade from abroad.

Schools; NHS (correction : INHS); roads ; Social Services; Council Houses; Gawd knows what else.

But what boils my piss most is the complete indifference of the metropolitan cunts in ABBC ; The Guardian; Channel 4 News etc etc. But of course not – these fuckers in Notting Hill, Islington etc are completely untouched by it!!

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

61 thoughts on “Immigration Stats

  1. October 21st – Trafalgar Day. Why the fuck have we fought to prevent invasion for nine centuries only to open the doors and let an infinitely worse bunch in?

    • Secondly you must consider your enemy those who speaks Ill of the king.And thirdly you should hate a Frenchman as you do the devil. Nothing changes.

    • Without sounding like a woke soy 21st century fuckwit this is the comment of the millennium.
      Well said indeed.

  2. Anything written by the ONS particularly in regard to population growth belongs on the comic book shelf, I don’t think they will get it until all these foreign buggers are sleeping on top of their roof and crawling through the letterbox. Immigration and politics will have fucked this country into a hole

  3. No cunt has the first idea how many scroungers are pouring in to the cuntry every year. These ONS wankers may as well go down the pub for the evening, have a few games of darts and then write a number on the back of a fag packet. That’s their job done for the rest of the year.
    Cunts.

    • About 3 months ago I was listening to Radio 4 and they had an item that a number of GP’s were going to be prosecuted for over claiming the number of patients they had on their books. Apparently there are 3 million more registered NHS patients than there are people living in the country according to official government figures.

  4. Its too depressing to even comment on.
    Drowning in immo trash.
    Im statistically upset.

    • This is all twenty years too late. The trains are packed, the buses are packed, the roads are a car park, and it’s not worth going to A & E unless you’ve got all day to wait. It should’ve been No Entry unless you have a job and good language skills but unfortunately it’s just a never-ending stream of benefit goldiggers.

      • And these cunts bitch like mad if they have to wait for whatever it is they are claiming. Try contributing you cunts.

        • There’s a great visual joke in The Graduate. When Benjamin is trying to get into the hotel for his rendezvous with Mrs Robinson. But there’s a huge party of people coming out the door. And he has to wait. I did a bit of English teaching in Sheffield. I opened the door and couldn’t get out because of the huge line of people coming in. All immigrants. Hugely depressing.
          I remember one woman-‘arship’ ‘arship’ ‘what? ‘arship’. She was referring to the ‘hardship’ fund and needed help filling the form out.

  5. I tried to look up the annual budget for The Office of National Statistics. No details available later than 2009-2010 when the cost was £206.5 million. Fuck only knows what it is now. Lot of money for a ” our best guess is” organisation.

    Fuck them.

    • ONS use technical terms like ”roughly”
      “Roundabout” “maybe” and
      “Anyones guess”?

      • Sounds like the Met office MNC, giving the latest weather forecast.
        The rainfall will be roughly high, roundabout 30mm for the day.
        Will it snow?
        Maybe. It’s anyone’s guess.

  6. The numbers that are thrown around are just total bollocks!

    1.3 million unemployed, I guess this one is probably the most accurate and then we go onto the 4.5 million ‘economically inactive’ whatever that means.

    Immigration, they have no fucking idea how many EU fuckers are coming and going, and what is the bollocks of non EU looking for work…. so the government have given work visas to cunts who don’t have a job offer.

    Out of the EU and then tighten up!
    CUNTS.

    • In Nazi Germany you had to have an ID card, much like much of Europe today.Also in your kids mucked about at school you waved goodbye to family allowances. There are lessons to take on board.
      Did anyone else pick up that one of The Essex 39 absconded from a Dutch immigration centre?
      Fuck, but we are fucked; let’s hand over the keys and drink ourselves to oblivion.

    • My wife is ‘ economically inactive ‘. She worked part time but was finished because of a medical condition, she was really upset as she has always worked. Even though she had been paying national insurance, she was told she hadn’t paid enough to be entitled to any kind of benefits.
      Then she received a letter from some government employed parasites, inviting her for a back to work interview, needless to say, she didn’t attend.
      It took three years for her to get the operation she needed, now,with ongoing physio she is ok.
      My earnings support us both, she is staying put, now she is well again, she will remain economically inactive because I don’t want the whole truly harrowing experience to be repeated.
      What really, really FUCKS ME OFF is the hordes of foreigners who come here, having paid nothing into the system and get everything handed to them on a plate, the other thing that FUCKS ME OFF is the fact that we employ some twats to feed us government propaganda via the ONS.
      Fucking parasites the lot of them.
      I could go on but the big red light at GCHQ would start flashing.
      Fuck them all to hell and back.
      Helter Fucking Skelter.

      • Your story Jack is a classic example of everything that has gone wrong today. I wish you and Mrs C all the good fortune for the future.

          • All governments over the last 50 years should have based immigration on a probationary system for example you are only allowed in if you have a decent job and not working in a curry house or washing cars you have to behave yourself and after 2 years you have access to the nhs after 5 years schools and so on but all the time with the threat of deportation for yourself and or your family if you commit any crime so there is always a strong deterrent for criminal activity. For the hundreds of thousands of young single men pretending to be refugees who could have found a safe haven in around 30 countries east of the English channel you are immediately signed up for 5 years national service on arrival. That should stem the flow.

    • I’m a 53 year old white male. I have a degree in chemical engineering and have worked for myself for over 25 years. Oil and gas work collapsed about 3 years ago and no work since. Do I appear on any stats? Do I get ANYTHING from the state? You must be fucking joking. And I’ve paid in thousands and thousands of pounds over the years. This country is fucked.

      • Philip Larkin Bertie-

        Prison the miners
        Bring back the cat
        Kick out the ni**ers
        What about that?

        It wasn’t included in his ‘Collected Poems’.

          • I’m sure Miles would reject everything this man stood for.
            Can you be a racist and a talented poet at the same time?
            I suppose you could be if you avoided your prejudices within your body of work which he obviously didn’t.

          • Certainly you can be a racist and a talented poet /artist /musician /composer at the same time. Why not? Plenty of examples throughout history.

          • Evening Bertie. Are you fully recovered from the flu now?

            This is the Larkin poem I was thinking of:

            They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
            They may not mean to, but they do.
            They fill you with the faults they had
            And add some extra, just for you.

            But they were fucked up in their turn
            By fools in old-style hats and coats,
            Who half the time were soppy-stern
            And half at one another’s throats.

            Man hands on misery to man.
            It deepens like a coastal shelf.
            Get out as early as you can,
            And don’t have any kids yourself.

            Sound advice.

          • Very 70s as you say RT.
            What it is an example of is a justifiable expression of exasperation at the levels of immigration. The ‘What about that?’ Is a two fingers up to the liberal establishment. Especially suffocating in the literary world.
            They’ve put a statue up of him in Hull railway station. But with all the constant talk of his ‘racist views’ I don’t think it will be there very long.
            I think humanity has changed. It used to be the case that people naturally felt uncomfortable round different races. That an alien element had entered a given community. That to me is a natural feeling. Not any more. The young, the millenials positively love us all mixed up. They look out on London say and see the hordes of difference peoples and it gives them that warm ‘cosmopolitan’ sophisticated egalitarian feeling of being ‘a citizen of the world’. We’re all the same see. They don’t care about the culture, the history, they have no culture, history. It’s the new dawn for them, year zero. We reject Britain and all it stands for. We’re gonna start again.

            And we are the ones in charge.

    • Yes Miles, could we include great big batteries a mile apart around the coastline with great big guns to blow the dinghies out of the water.

      • If the coastguard was any good they should brutally murder them the minute they arrive on shore then chuck them back in the dinghy and fuck it off back into the sea /but no the useless cunts help em dont they

  7. Talking about stats, the latest opinion poll gives the Tories a 19% lead with 47% of the vote. This election is no longer about Brexit. It’s focus is all about stopping Jezza at any cost. A vote for the Brexit Party is a wasted one when you can rub the shit in to Corbyn’s face – sorry no, Corbyn’s beard.

      • An interesting question GG. Percy does rather have the hots for Jo Swinson but I keep telling him that his third bedroom will be taxed!

  8. Take a look and see who is compiling this horseshit. This island has more immigrants creeping into high office that probably encourage us to burst at the seams. Fucking foreign cunts. I remember being sent a letter by the chief constable of Thames Valley police reminding me how to behave on a night out (I chinned a doorman who tried to pin my arm behind my back). It was from a fucking Raghead. I nearly replied to tell her that her grandad probably cleaned my grandad’s shoes back in the day, and who the fuck was she to tell me. Mrs Knott calmed me down and said it wasn’t wise as I would get a knock on the door and be in more trouble. FUCKING CUNTS ALL OF THEM.

  9. Immigration, what is it? Who does it serve?

    Let’s cut the crap about keeping the NHS afloat. Mass immigration requires more services and infrastructure, once you use immigration to backfill an economy you’re trapped in a cycle of ever more immigration.

    Where do you meet immigrants? The NHS sure, but mainly in low skilled jobs. I remember when we used to wash our own cars. Bus drivers, taxi drivers, behind tolls.

    Ok so we can provably establish the majority of immigration doesn’t benefit the indigenous people of a country. So why do we encourage it?

    The cold hard truth is the real reason to encourage inbound migration is to keep the economy growing. Is that a good thing and why do we need it?

    The modern economy forces both parents to work, it dissipates families so we no longer have the time to look after aged parents and due to the fact most families are spread across the country its logistically impossible for families to look after their own as was the norm until fairly recently.

    So immigration is used to plug the career gap we once absorbed in tv e family. The influx of immigrants forces wages down, immigrants share houses often, they have lower costs do work cheaper, then send large portions of their income abroad.

    All this we know, so who really benefits from immigration, not us.

    Follow the money and we will find those who have gained the most from the destruction of our quality of life and imported 10 million immigrants.

    When we are told to embrace immigration because it’s good for us, when we are told handing over while cities to alien cultures that despise us, who benefits. The immigrants for a while but navy of their offspring will end up in shit holes to rival he ones their parents abandoned to come here. Long term our country and culture has been sold out to enrich the already privileged.

    There is no return to pre mass immigration, there is still a chance to stop more.

    • According to GP bodies, immigration doesn’t exert any pressures on health services. A group of Kent GP’s have just had a motion passed by the BMA to cut back on home visits to the elderly and housebound because they no longer have the capacity to carry out these visits.
      This is rich, the motion originating in an area of south east England where the demands presented by immigrants must lead to an increase in workload far in excess of home visits. Do we hear any complaints about this from GP’s? Do we Fuck.

        • Worse than that is that the receptionists turn up to “work.”

          Was in for a blood and urine test a few days ago; was asked to hand my bloods form to receptionist, as computer hadn’t warmed up, and she would come round and return them. I suspected she would fuck up this most basic of tasks; thankfully, the other patient with a very similar name to mine (Pal Pat rather than Pol Pat-Pot) noticed; the dozy bint couldn’t be arsed to read the surnames properly… This isn’t deeply misogynistic; they have a bloke there, and he is a complete and utter twat as well.

  10. You also have to remember that these are NET figures…….the excess of those coming in over those going out.
    We know who the cunts coming in are but who are the cunts going out? Almost certainly people with money and/or skills we need, fucking fed up with the state of this cuntry.
    Do any British people go to Vienna or Paris to work in a takeaway or drive a fucking taxi? I don’t fucking think so. Do any of them take their two wives and ten kids to scrounge off the social in Warsaw? Very unlikely I would have thought.
    The politicians are digging our graves for us the fucking CUNTS.

    • No. They come here, piss and moan about how hot it is, all the beasties that can kill you and how much better it’s back home but stay anyway. 🛬🌡️🥵🐍🐊🕷️🦈🐕🐨😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😒🇦🇺. 😜.

      • Aye.I know one like that. He went out to Australia with his pudding of a wife and pasty kids…going to live the Life of Reilley according to him….the Cunts were back within 4 months,apparently the heat came as a surprise to them,the wife “didn’t like the people” and the kids were “bullied”

        Utter Fuckwits. I suggested that they try Syria next time.

  11. One thing is for sure, those in power will never tell the truth about immigration because if they did the backlash would be political suicide.

    The truth, Islam causes more trouble than its worth
    The truth, Open door immigration from Eastern Europe is more trouble than its worth.

    Fact-check UK (ISAC).

  12. Like I say, ANY cunt politician or canvasser, of ANY party who darkens your door, or invades your private space while out and about, ask them this really simple question: “Why?”

    All parties have committed to “MORE! MORE! MORE!” for the NHS, housing and schools (although only the Tories aren’t claiming that it will be “FREE! FREE! FREE!” – unlike the Labia Party and the Lib Fems), and yet the indigenous population birthrate is 1.8 – well below the replacement requirement of 2.1 to just MAINTAIN the population, not increase it.

    1.8 is also low enough to absorb ANY increases due to people living longer.

    So if our population (i.e. UK folk) is shrinking then WHY do we need “MORE! MORE! MORE!”? Surely we need “LESS! LESS! LESS!” – unless of course, that need to being driven by an external factor?

    Go on! Answer it HONESTLY you fucking CUNTS!

    But they won’t, and the thing that really pisses me of is that when there’s a public forum to raise the “WHY?” question (QT, LBC, Talk Radio, etc.) not one person has raised it.

    They may mention immigration – so the likes of James Cunt O’Brien can cut them off as being bigots – but if you phrase the question as agreement (we do need more) and THEN ask “WHY?”, with the 1.8 birthrate qualification, they can neither sneer at you (legitimately at least – although most media cunts will) because at no point in time have YOU mentioned immigration.

    We just expect THEM to!

    We’ve spent two generations trying to fix the disparity between “supply and demand” from the supply side, and it simply doesn’t work!

    We therefore need to address it from the demand side, swiftly and comprehensively!

    Cunts!

  13. Don’t even get me started on immigration stats. Trudeau keeps letting in asians, middle easterners, and about every black African who acquires and fills out a form for Canadian citizenship. And we still have population stats quoting old sources from 2006 saying canada is still 60% white, closer to 40% more like

    Its a fucking tragedy i tell you that this french cuck cunt somehow was elected PM a 2nd time especially since the blackface scandal just unfuckingbelievable

  14. Successive governments have misled with stats on this subject.

    For instance, if a lorry load of say, 10 migrants is stopped and they are taken into custody, this is reported as a singular detection. Then if only 5 end up being deported, then the stats will say 1 detection and 5 deportations which to all us looks like a drop of 4, when in fact we are taking in a total of 5.

    This will never end….

  15. sounds like Phillip Larkin was a bit of a cunt. this is a great poem though.

    The Whitsun Weddings

    That Whitsun, I was late getting away:
    Not till about
    One-twenty on the sunlit Saturday
    Did my three-quarters-empty train pull out,
    All windows down, all cushions hot, all sense
    Of being in a hurry gone. We ran
    Behind the backs of houses, crossed a street
    Of blinding windscreens, smelt the fish-dock; thence
    The river’s level drifting breadth began,
    Where sky and Lincolnshire and water meet.

    All afternoon, through the tall heat that slept
    For miles inland,
    A slow and stopping curve southwards we kept.
    Wide farms went by, short-shadowed cattle, and
    Canals with floatings of industrial froth;
    A hothouse flashed uniquely: hedges dipped
    And rose: and now and then a smell of grass
    Displaced the reek of buttoned carriage-cloth
    Until the next town, new and nondescript,
    Approached with acres of dismantled cars.

    At first, I didn’t notice what a noise
    The weddings made
    Each station that we stopped at: sun destroys
    The interest of what’s happening in the shade,
    And down the long cool platforms whoops and skirls
    I took for porters larking with the mails,
    And went on reading. Once we started, though,
    We passed them, grinning and pomaded, girls
    In parodies of fashion, heels and veils,
    All posed irresolutely, watching us go,

    As if out on the end of an event
    Waving goodbye
    To something that survived it. Struck, I leant
    More promptly out next time, more curiously,
    And saw it all again in different terms:
    The fathers with broad belts under their suits
    And seamy foreheads; mothers loud and fat;
    An uncle shouting smut; and then the perms,
    The nylon gloves and jewellery-substitutes,
    The lemons, mauves, and olive-ochres that

    Marked off the girls unreally from the rest.
    Yes, from cafés
    And banquet-halls up yards, and bunting-dressed
    Coach-party annexes, the wedding-days
    Were coming to an end. All down the line
    Fresh couples climbed aboard: the rest stood round;
    The last confetti and advice were thrown,
    And, as we moved, each face seemed to define
    Just what it saw departing: children frowned
    At something dull; fathers had never known

    Success so huge and wholly farcical;
    The women shared
    The secret like a happy funeral;
    While girls, gripping their handbags tighter, stared
    At a religious wounding. Free at last,
    And loaded with the sum of all they saw,
    We hurried towards London, shuffling gouts of steam.
    Now fields were building-plots, and poplars cast
    Long shadows over major roads, and for
    Some fifty minutes, that in time would seem

    Just long enough to settle hats and say
    I nearly died,
    A dozen marriages got under way.
    They watched the landscape, sitting side by side
    —An Odeon went past, a cooling tower,
    And someone running up to bowl—and none
    Thought of the others they would never meet
    Or how their lives would all contain this hour.
    I thought of London spread out in the sun,
    Its postal districts packed like squares of wheat:

    There we were aimed. And as we raced across
    Bright knots of rail
    Past standing Pullmans, walls of blackened moss
    Came close, and it was nearly done, this frail
    Travelling coincidence; and what it held
    Stood ready to be loosed with all the power
    That being changed can give. We slowed again,
    And as the tightened brakes took hold, there swelled
    A sense of falling, like an arrow-shower
    Sent out of sight, somewhere becoming rain.

    • That poem describes a train journey leaving Hull, but your right P L was a bit of a snowflake before it became a widespread epidemic

      • How well the poem captures (in the rhythm of it, or the movement of it) a train ride….slowing at the end.
        Also, the complexity of the rhyme scheme is astounding.

  16. Our cuntless Rebel has it in a nutsack! There’s only one stat we need to bear in mind here and that’s the FACT that we are pencilled in for minority status in our only homeland by around 2070 if inward migration is allowed to continue and by 2100 regardless (i.e. even if ALL immigration ceased tomorrow) by virtue of our sub-replacement fertility and the hyper-fertility of the so far domiciled invading species.

    The link to this document seems constantly to shift and always takes a good few minutes googlin’ to track down but this is about as comprehensive a breakdown of the coming demographic transition as you’ll find and a whole lot more realistic than most.
    http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.701.4162&rep=rep1&type=pdf
    The graph (fig 20) on page 33 tells you all you need to know and should be printed A2 size and pinned up on the wall of every fucking maternity ward, school notice board, Soc. Servs./Children’s Servs office and pasted on 40ft billboards across this blighted land. The graphs that follow delineate the action theatre within which any mitigation must be brought to bear (assuming the required balls can be grown in time).

    In reduction and in terms of our racial viability/survival it comes down to – who wants it more?

  17. What worries me is when all these nicely naturalised Eastern Europeans come to be of state pension age. Will the system prevent them getting the station pension due to lack of NICs? Possibly, but the system will no doubt give them some sort of top up. Same will apply to the indigenous feckless cunts.

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