I’ve never used cuntflix due to it being an absolute pile of wank with fuck all on. Anyway, her and a few mates club in for the subscription to while away the hours after a hard day slaving over a hot keyboard. I have a chat about what she’s currently watching (usually shit American drama), sometimes I agree with her choices and ‘stream’ (ahem) them myself. Sometimes good, sometimes not so good.
Tonight she told me that her next series would be..’Travels with my father’. Ok, I thought. I’ll have a look and give an honest answer. Jack (unfunny comedian) Whitehall and his dad Michael? (agent to the stars) Whitehall get to fuck off to foreign lands on a fully expenses paid trip to make a series. Looooong story short, we fell out massively because my views on nepotism in the corrupt pile of fucking wank that is ‘the media’ fell short of her understanding of the British way of shite.
Fuck both Whitehalls, fuck media nepotism and fuck all modern “”comedians?””.
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