The not so lost Tribe

Channel 4 and Livia Simoka are cum gargling cunts for their attempt to present “a lost tribe” and their apparent impending doom at the hands of the “modern world” and the “corporations”.
This is a dickumentary where Livia gets to live with a family in the depths of the congo for five months and “experience” their “threatened way of life”.

At first glance you think it might chronicle the peoples of some far flung tribe that would be in danger of death from contact with our modern germs, an untouched society, an anthropological marvel.
What you actually get to see is a society where the men refuse to work or support families, drink, smoke weed, party, fuck, impregnate and enslave anything at all that moves. They have plenty of contact with “the modern world” as they have guns, clothing, money, drink and drugs.
Yet Livia presents us with wide eyed awe in every sentence and bleats on and on and on about what utterly pure and wonderful beings this group of selfish, hedonistic, and sadistic fuckers are.
It is truly incomprehensible that this unfettered baseless fecklessness is sold as a pure human ideology, when you can just imagine the fuckers dropped in this country and continuing the same behaviour here.
Let’s just run through that behaviour again (after all, they’re about to become displaced by those naughty businessmen):
No working.
Get high.
Get drunk.
Get violent.
Breed like rabbits on extasy.
Get guns.
Party.
Enslave other humans.
Abandon women and the children they bore.

No doubt all the muesli chewing neckbeards are watching this and marvelling at “the rise of man” whilst fingering their ipads and failing to parent their own feckless children.

I can only hope they feel inspired and in an attempt to reach these “lost tribes” find themselves instead on the beach of North Sentinel Island; running for their lives with their shit in their socks.

The only purpose I can see behind this blatant misrepresentation is an attempt to soften our hearts towards the african hordes heading to our shores. Well fuck that. Some of us can still use our eyes channel 4, so do us a favour and make a documentary all about channel 4 employees willingly climbing into tumble driers.

FUCK OFF.

Nominated by Cuntflap

34 thoughts on “The not so lost Tribe

  1. “No working”
    “Get High”
    “Get Drunk”
    “Party”
    Sounds great. Takes me back to my youth. How do you apply for membership?

  2. Perhaps if this stupid bitch actually left them to their relatively anonymity they might actually carry on “surviving”. But of course, she’s put them front and centre, and now everyone knows all about them. Which could well mean their doom in the not too distant future – and all because of the “modern world” fucking up their civilisation, which is precisely what they’re doing with this fucking programme!

    And I wonder if Livia Simoka had an off-screen and never-talked-about bodyguard, just to make sure none of the menfolk took advantage and “occupied” her holes during those five months of living with them?

    Moreover, did you actually “live” with them day and night; or did she do what most celebs do and fuck off to a 5 star hotel of a nighttime?

    Either way, she’s a stupid cunt. And if she gets raped/murdered then more fool her for poking her “modern world” nose into a tribe that doesn’t give two fucks!

    • Oh, and I am surprised the feminazis watching this haven’t gone apeshit at this dreadfully sexist, misogynist programme!

      But that’s the point! This programme doesn’t want the tribe to be “modernised”, and yet will no doubt Livia & co will be extremely annoyed at how it treats the women. So what are the odds they will interfere with a bit of virtue signalling and tell the lazy men to cut the shit and give the women more respect etc.

  3. How long will it be before the very white and very blonde Livia Simoka gets repeatedly and mercilessly ‘blacked’ by this wonderful tribed?

    I’ll keep an eye out for it on Xhamster. I bet one of the little Fergals will film the savagery on their smart phone.

  4. Saw a program along the same lines where a camera team were drifting along the Amazon.
    The narrator advised us that some of the tribes living there had allegedly had no contact with the white man.
    As they rounded the next bend in the river, one of these tribesmen was standing on the riverbank.

    Barcelona shirt and a pair of Crocs.

    Pass the remote….

  5. Everything to do with Channel 4 is geared towards immature Remoaning retards.

    Viewing figures significantly reduced in recent years, hopefully will be off screens and gone soon.

    In any case in a few months won’t be watching this or any other shit channels ever again.

    • This MIGHT be relevant. My local paper this week has two main front page stories :
      1 Brexit Party Councillor is sacked for saying “Tribal leaders” will soon want to take charge in the UK.

      2 A Pakistani shopkeeper says he is tired of black youths stealing from his shop and that the police are useless.

      • Come to think of it why aren’t there any Pygmies in the country? We:ve got everybody else. Blatant discrimination because they’re small.

      • Why is dwârves a moderated word but pygmies isn’t? Is it to do with the colour of each? In that case it’s blatant discrimination.

  6. I see that one of the Cunts is wearing in a footy shirt….is it a Liverpool FC badge? May well be a lost tribe, but I bet he’s got his compo claim in for “de trauma at Hillsborough as I trod on me cousin to get to me free seat,la.”

    Fuck Off.

    • Looks like an Italian badge to me, their first port of call when they get to the North African coast. A few months of selling fake designer watches and handbags to tourists and they’ll be heading off to the land of free houses, free schools, free medical care, free money and plenty good things to steal from the white devils.

      • Being a sad, retired old cunt with too much time on my hands, I tried to find out whose badge it was without any success.
        I can only conclude that it’s Dark Quay Wanderers, soon to be wandering down your way.

  7. Not seen it but the description in the nom is just ‘African’ They are the same everywhere.

  8. She can come to the social housing blight where I live and see exactly the same behaviour, these cunts are also under threat of having their lifestyles blighted by such abominations as work and being sanctioned by the social.

    She can suck my festering cock tho

  9. Channel 4 is a fucking disgrace. About the only watchable thing on there are the ancient Simpsons repeats. They should rename their news programme “The Daily Remoan Show.”
    I see that libtard shitbag Snow got away with his “white faces” remark. Big surprise.

    • I’ve heard Jon Snow puts b’yut polish on his mirror at home so’s not to see too many white faces.

      He’s still working though. Would he have been had the colours been flipped?

      I doubt it.

      That’s what these virtue-signalling cunts and racist cunts like Lammy and Abbott don’t get: before you open your (gargantuan) gobs, flip the sentiment in your head. If that now seems racist to you, then it already was YOU CUNTS!

  10. A quality cunting and bang on the money.

    “The only purpose I can see behind this blatant misrepresentation is an attempt to soften our hearts towards the african hordes heading to our shores.” Ain’t that the fucking truth.

    Fuck those primitive cunts

    • Indeed we should take great pleasure in returning all the dark keys to their jungle.
      Hopefully they will then try to return to Eurofreeforall in their dinghys and drown in the Med.
      It would be nice if it could be filmed and put on Channel 4 news.
      Get to fuck.

  11. The Congo, eh? Where the unspoilt native folkways include eating infected bushmeat and spreading Ebola far and wide. To say nothing of all the other African mutant killer viruses. Last I heard it was the West that was supplying the vaccines and treatment centres…

  12. Hadn’t heard of this plop, but I avoid channel snore, way way too far up it’s own arse for my liking. As for the subject? They sound like a right bunch of cunts, but the snowflakes will never moan about their feckless men, because it’s their culture, and it should be respected. It was our culture once, but you cunts couldn’t wait to get rid of it. Make your fucking minds up!
    Do I feel sorry for this tribe? No, I save my sympathy for the wildlife these cunts wipe out to make more palm oil. This shit used to be called third world when I was growing up, then it became the developing world. Bollocks is it developing, unless that is into an overpopulated shit hole.

  13. I think the last time i saw anything on Channel 4 it was a film or Locarion location with Baldy and Grotbags.

  14. Perfect cunting, spot on.
    Channel 4 (never mind BBCistan) love to harp on about saving the whales or some shite yet think nothing of sending enormous film crews all over the world filming this sort of idiotic wank.
    Carbon footprint? Only for the peasants.
    Absolute fucking cunts.

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