Iain MacNab

Who the fuck is Iain MacNab I hear you ask?

Iain Macnab proudly flies the Scottish flag outside his home in Brunsmark, where he is the burgermeister – or mayor. He has been elected to the post three times but Brexit means he will not be able to stay in office for much longer.

“The minute Brexit occurs, that’s me,” Mr MacNab said. “That’s the end of my tenure because I am no longer an EU citizen.” He has had that confirmed in writing by the state of Schleswig-Holstein that includes the Lauenburg lakes region of which Brunsmark is part.

The letter states that when the UK leaves the EU, British “people won’t be allowed to hold any office in a local council or local government”.

Unless he becomes a German citizen or secures dual nationality before the 31 October, he will be forced to quit the prestigious office he has held for 12 years. He has a German wife and two children. He says he’s a Scot and proud of it and refuses to renounce that to become German. He says he will move back to Scotland, campaigns for independence and wants Brexit cancelled.

So this why Mr MacNab is a cunt. He’d rather relocate his family to a foreign country than take dual citizenship. Nobody asked him to renounce being Scottish. He’s scoring political points and helping the BBC propaganda machine.

He’s a cunt. The BBC are cunts for the way they are portraying it. The EU are cunts for persecuting him.

Three cunts for the price of one…

Nominated by Dioclese

32 thoughts on “Iain MacNab

  1. If he has lived abroad for, presumably, at least 12 years,he should just stay there and mind his own business.

    • This is the sour grape remainer mentality.

      Although magnified 1000x because he’s Scottish apparently….

  2. Exactly, the fucking cunt can stay there.We don’t need yet another democracy hating , whiny remoaner fucking prick.
    You only have to look at the fucker and you can almost hear him moaning about “lies on the side of a bus” and “people’s vote.” Just fuck off you sack of shit.

    • Apologies, because my previous reply went into thin air…

      I am English, Scot, and German in descending order. Not proud, just confused. I identify as British / European, certainly NOT IVth Reich. If this bawbag is soooo proud to be a Scot, why the fuck did he leave Braveheart cuntry in the first place ? Maybe his Frau thought it was a shitehole.

      I say a big fuck off to rhe House of Droolers, and most of the Rt. Dishonourables, a big fuck off to Jimmy Krankie, and a 5 XL big fuck off to the basement showers with your fat wobbly blubber, Merkelsau.

    • What a shame, oh well as jeremy says
      For the many not the few.
      Good luck in Germany mr mayor

    • LB you are a connoisseur of music – I’m late to this cunting but my first thought was “How DARE you cunt Ian McNabb !!”

      Icicle Works were fucking superb, saw them live in Rhyl back in the 80s – Chris Sharrock is a fucking octopus on the drums…

  3. If he’s such a proud Scot, why’s he living in a foreign country? Oh yeah, he’s a typical hypocritical remainer cunt with a sinecure that’s at threat. Usual bollocks from a ‘me, me, me’ turd.

  4. He’s the type of cunt to bang on about Scottish independence when not even living there. Empty vessels make most noise. And cunts it seems!

  5. Yet another cunt who wants independence but remain part of a dictatorship, and this whilst holding public office in a foreign country.
    This cunt is stuck so far up his own arse he must have suppository for a middle name, and I only thought Britain was stupid enough to elect foreign bastards.

  6. From this cunt down to Adonis, Mandy and Blair (and you can’t get much further down than those three motherfuckers), it’s another typical little schoolgirtl having a tantrum outburst from a remainer more worried about his own foetid position. If only these self intitled shit stains would just admit it is all about them and not the fucking “people” who have already spoken and said fuck off to the EU three years ago

  7. The Schleswig Holstein problem was something I studied at school…….it was some kind of diplomatic wrangle in the nineteenth century. I’m fucked if I can remember what it was all about but this dirty remoaner wanker has brought it all back.
    Mc Nab you’re a cunt.

  8. I am a Welsh cunt living in England. I am a pillock of the local community and demand the right to vote for a Plaid Cymru candidate in the parish council elections. I know this cunt’s pain.

  9. Let the fucker become German, get fatter, eat shite food, not queue, watch Cabaret, and avoid the 1.1 million Immos that Mad Merkel imported.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

  10. Stupid fucking German-Scotch prick. Mind you, this story sounds like another piece of BBC bollocks. For starters there’s no guarantee we’ll be leaving the EU on 31st October. And if it’s true that no British people will be allowed to hold any office in a local council or local government, that is incredibly racist and probably illegal under EU rules. All the stupid cunt has to do secure dual nationality, what’s the problem wank breath considering you turned your spotty arse on Scotland 12 years ago? Should the dopey cunt return to Scotland there’s no guarantee there will be 2nd referendum but if the Scottish Nazi Party actually do get Independence, they won’t be able to join the EU anyway. Twat.

    • BBC bollocks is all they are good at, after 3 months they finally admitted that they tried to con the british public into thinking that in the EU elections most votes went to remain parties.
      The fake graph they rolled out was inaccurate so why take 3 months to admit they were wrong, beacuse they are bias fucking remoaning CUNTS!

      Fuck this Iain cunt as well!

  11. This cunt seems to think we give two knobs of goat shit about his ‘predicament’.

    I, for one, couldn’t give an airborne fuck.

    Fuck off you Arboath Smokie Turd.

  12. What a fucking cunt. Obviously on the take and I concur. Looks like a kiddie fiddler.
    Shitty fucking death. If you don’t have anything nice to say then keep your opinion to yourself. Especially when you can choose dual citizenship. You’re a lucky cunt and don’t know which side your bread is buttered on.

  13. What my (Scots) wife witheringly refers to as a ‘Sean Scot’, after Baldy Connery. Another misty-eyed visionary who dreams longingly of the hills, lochs, haggis and bagpipes of the old country; a man who’ll do anything for Scotland except actually fucking live there and pay his taxes.
    See also Cuntings, Alan.

  14. There’s a bigger cunt than this called “The Reverend” (as he represents himself. He is not ordained) Stuart Campbell. Swivel-eyed Scots independence fruitcake, runs propaganda blog called Wings Over Scotland and is proposing to form yet another pro-independence, pro-EU party.

    Where does he live? Bath.

    • Great shout K, Campbell is a monster bellend. I think you should go for this as a full on cunting.

    • Bath.

      What a feckin surprise. Near enough Bristol.

      My mother always said that Campbells were not to be trusted.

      Should be sent to internal exile in Maybole. I was once told by a Scot who had the misfortune to be born there, that it was where Dog would stick the rubber hose for the World’s final apocalyptic enema.

  15. Heard this whinging git on the radio. He’s definitely a cunt. Dual nationality will not, in any way, make him less Scottish. I have dual British/American citizenship, comes in handy when travelling from the US to the UK and vice versa. He’s just after his five minutes of fame. Shame he made himself look such a cunt.

  16. If he wants to promulgate EU citizens then maybe he ought to go and fuck Merkel. Oh that’s right, he’ll find that when he tries to enter her she doesn’t ‘bleed’ or indeed fuck the normal way. When she was just going to give him coffee, she was just going to give him coffee, she thought they were friends, she thought they were friends…

  17. He’s a Bawbag plain and simple prob a failed lawyer who would years ago become clerk of works – fuckin useless sack of shite
    Fuck him

  18. Slightly more detailed background info on Macnab from various online sources:-

    Born July 1949 in Dundee. Gaelic speaker (so likely to be one of wee Jimmy Krankies independence fanatics). Raised in Achiltibuie, a village on the Scottish highlands coast north of Ullapool. Seems his family may have once run the Summer Isles Hotel there. First worked as a reporter then as editor on the Perthshire Advertiser. Upped sticks in the late 1970s and moved to Germany to work as a sound engineer for rock bands. Later at various times he has owned a pub, a translation services company, been a business development manager for a company before finally in 2000 he started running an internet hosting IT company. In total he has lived in Germany for 40+ years (so was not entitled to vote in our referendum). Self-taught fluent German speaker. Home since 1992 has been in Brunsmark (just to the East of Hamburg) where he lives with his German wife. Father of 3 German children (current ages unknown but likely to be adults). Been a volunteer in the local fire service for 25 years and has been mayor (Burgermeister) for 12 years. Credited with bringing broadband to Brunsmark (given that he runs an IT company the primary motive was without doubt self-interest). Has recently applied for a German residency permit in case of possible Brexit (so like fuck does he intend to return to sunny Scotland despite flying the Saltire at home).

    Having bored the arse off of those who have read this far you may ask what relevance the above has. The answer is it simply highlights the irrelevant crap that remainers are dragging up from the bottom of the barrel to try and scupper Brexit.

    We are forever being told all leavers are old farts ready to pop their clogs at any minute soon so their views don’t count for anything and they are just stealing the younger generations future.
    Why then is this 70 year old fecker who hasn’t lived here for donkeys years suddenly relevant?
    It clearly has nothing to do with his unremarkable background, life story or any major impact he has had on the lives of 83.5 million Germans as can be seen from the above bio.
    No, it is simply because he became a mayor in a foreign country, an important man, a big cheese, a pillar of the community and all that. Somehow that lends weight to his opinions and is therefore good for remainer propaganda purposes.
    What they don’t tell you is that Brunsmark has a population of around 160 to 170 people (including children) so he is not exactly a big cheese, he’s more a half-eaten quarter slice of mouldy, well out of date Dairylea Light that even the mice wont touch. Him potentially losing the mayoral chains (ceremonial lederhosen und silly hat mit der feather or whatever) isn’t of any relevance whatsoever to us in the UK.
    Do the media really think his bruised ego is more important than the votes of 17+ million leave voters who actually live here? If not, why is his story newsworthy?
    Even if Brexit happens it isn’t as though the Germans are likely to turn down his residence permit application and kick him out of the country seeing as how his wife and kids are native sausage eaters.

    Fuck him and his whining.

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