An outsize bloomers with generous gusset, and full incontinence protection please for fatarse entitled Labour front bencher Emily Thornberry please who claims her party (such as it is) would be “off their rockers” if they don’t back Remain:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/shadow-foreign-secretary-emily-thornberry-labour-would-be-off-our-rockers-if-we-didnt-pursue-remain-a4202456.html
The stupid cunt – and judging by the photo it looks as if they really have put lipstick on a pig, came to her latest conclusions after visiting Australia – has nobody told the outside cunt that Australia ISN’T in the EU and their views on it are neither here nor there.
The Labour wankers have been globetrotting. Lammy has been having his jollies in Canada where he reached the conclusion that cannabis should be legalised – no doubt he has friends who use it to cope with the various tragedies Lammy seems to know all about, which he encounters every day he waddles round his constituency.
I just hope our political window lickers have been giving Johnny Foreigner some hearty laughs – Norman Wisdom might be dead but his spirit lives on in Lammy and Hattie Jacques in Thornberry.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
I see she’s resorted to keeping her wedding ring on a chain due to the obesity of her trotters.
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Fingers swollen from eating chips straight from the chip pan.
Hate this fat cunt, snearing at white van man, want his vote though eh?
Well fuck you!!
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Look at the state of her. I bet she gets the blame for everyone else’s smelly farts,regardless of who the culprit is. If you were in a crowded room with this lump and a horrendous stench arose,you’d take a look around and think “yip, it was her”.
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Perhaps she’s thinking of something else ‘this big’.
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She should be so lucky, Sir Knee.
Wishful thinking methinks……
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From behind, you’d need one that long to get anywhere near her fanny.
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If it slipped up her arse she probably wouldn’t notice anyway.
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If it slipped up her arse, the bloke attached to it would likely follow.
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You think she and Lammy have been globetrotting? Check out Blair. then. Every public speaking engagement he has been paid far too much for since the referendum has had a swipe at Brexit; he’s spoken directly with Juncker on others of that cunterie, despite having no official UK position whatever, and yes, he’s been to Australia and the US with his remoaning bollocks too. Oh, and the Emirates, which pay him…
https://www.thenational.ae/world/beyond-the-headlines-podcast-former-uk-pm-tony-blair-says-brexit-is-a-mess-1.841253
Pigberry pales into insignificance, although it is impossible to disagree with this cunting.
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“on others” should be and others
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I bet her tits look like spaniel ears and her gash looks like a tin of salmon that’s been battered with a baseball bat.
I hope Labour do back remain. Might go down well in London but not so well in the Brexit voting Labour heartlands, the North East and West Midlands come to mind. Surely these people won’t vote for a party that calls anyone who voted leave as hard Brexiteers, right wing or extreme. The problem is the alternatives, including the Farage mob, aren’t much better.
Interestingly enough the Surrey born daughter of a barrister said that she was so hard up for money as a child they had their cats euthanised to save some fucking money. Sick bastards, maybe we should euthanise her to save on her 80k salary and a staggering £771,000 in expenses between 2005 and 2015.
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You can understand the expenses as it would take alot of pizza and cake to keep that ‘figure’ in top wobbly condition. She’s also a hideous two faced champagne socialist.
Can’t stand the woman.
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I bet her fanny resembles a black, standard poodle with its guts slit open by a boning knife.
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The poodle gash is probably Flabbot’s, commie Corbyn could confirm that for you, if he ever saw it under the rolls.
On reflection I’m thinking that Thornberry might have eaten her cats or sold then to the local gooky takeaway. Heartless bitch.
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Most of the Farage mob election candidates are actually normal everyday people — sure successful in their fields but taken to politics because they are sick to death of the political elite cunts. Worth a look at the background to many of the candidates — sure you might have the odd fanny in there but mainly solid normal people.
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First person Farage ran too was a bloke called Rupert Lowe, now MEP for the West Midlands.
I’ve met him and his family a few times. Posh, snobby twatbags with a genuine distaste for the working class the lot of them or “flat cap wearing Neanderthals” as they call them.
Rupert himself is a professional con man who masquerades as a business man. A habitual control freak and bully boy with absolutely zero morals, not only would Rupert sell you his daughters virginity he’d offer you a discount if you let him finger blast her first.
He had a habit of making millions of quid vanish and even drank a £400 bottle of champagne in front of his employees despite the fact their wages were overdue.
I get that not all Brexit Party representatives are cunts, in fact some have been quite impressive but I’d stay miles clear of anything involving that posh spazz. Honestly the bloke would be worth his own cunting if anyone had heard of him.
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Ok I will mark his card – thanks. But I’m glad you get the point re the others.
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Regardless of what happens with Brexit this once great country will be eroded to a third world shithole, along with the rest of Europe.
Incompetent and corrupt governments manipulated by the EU have encouraged this to happen, thing are just too far gone now though be reversed.
Thornberry is a nasty thick gobby fat bitch who likes to act a cut above those she is supposed to represent but is just a common attention seeking embarrassment.
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I pulled some bird a couple of nights ago and spent the night at hers.
As I was leaving in the morning she said, “Before you leave, I want you to know you’re only one I’ve ever been with.”
Where’s this going? I thought.
“Really?”
“Definitely,” she said “Most are usually eights or nines”….
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How are women so different to men?
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and cut
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor café
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli bloody mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW – Private G4 to Augusta, GA (java, Spt Illust’d and Wall St. Jrnl)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land World record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)
7:30 Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women (preferably at least two with mixed race origin)
11:00 Massage and jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
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Sex with mulattos, golf and fishing? Who do I look like the boy Hewitt! I like pure-bread aryans with blonde muffs, a quiet beach reading a book, and perhaps a swim with the dolphins.
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The thing is, for once in her life, Lady RIchberries is right……about the Labour Brexit position. Catweazle has been trying to sit on the fence, partly because he’s always been anti-EU but mostly because he doesn’t want to lose all those traditional Labour seats without which he has no chance of winning. The trouble is, both the Blairites and the Trots love the EU (for entirely different reasons) so he is fucked.
The time for fence sitting has gone, you have to choose sides now. Boris has realised this and so have the Labour cunts……except for their “leader.”
I can see them dumping the cunt and replacing him with a cunt like Flabbott or Lammy.
Definitely not this fat rich bitch though.
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Please please God make it Flabbott… 🙏
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Can you imagine PMQ’s? Lammy just might self combust in a fit of perceived racism after a BoJo put-down. Flabbott will probably just sit there muttering “Blond man bad”.
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Hahaha! Like some comedy film wouldnt it?
She goes wrong address for announcement, blame white men!
Trips on podium pulling down john mcdonnell pants by accident, blames far right ! Orders round of mojitos to celebrate cant work out the cost…
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Why would she need to know the cost? We’re paying.
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Harvey’s got more chance of being PM than she does. The cunt.
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Harvey would be a shoo-in.
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Cunty Price’s Harvey?
It’s cost a fortune getting the cleaners in every day to wipe the drool off the walls……
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Lucky this corpulent cunt wasn’t born in the Elephant-shooting era and is now free to roam the country talking shit and trampling on democracy. She’s more like a bald mammoth anyway.
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As an owner of several white vans over the past 35 years, I’d suggest that the above picture sums up most of the things that are wrong with Britain today.
Fat privileged cunt….
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Also as the owner of a white van i think shes just jealous, as my van is probably a dress size smaller than her and probably looks better in a frock!!
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Lady Arseberries. The silliest comment made to the white van fiasoco: Ed Miliband- ‘I respect a white van when I see one’. Yeah on a street corner he stops, stands to attention, salutes.
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Emily, your son, Pigling Bland, called in from school. He ‘s threatening to go wee wee wee, all the way home.
Be sure to keep him out of the east end boroughs. They arent keen on the porcine.
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Good old labour, the middle class elite that despises the working class, despises the history of the country and puts every cunt before the indigenous heterosexual white cunts they are determined to wipe out.
Labour are not anti Semitic, they are anti fucking British.
Emily is amazingly worse on the inside than she is to look at.
Fucking shower of shite run by a dangerous IRA sympathiser and Jeremy Corbyn.
Voting labour is the worst thing you can do for this country.
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What kind of cunt pays Blair for his utter fucking bullshit. I’ve heard he gets £146000 for half an hour. Is this true?
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Your trying to tell me Blair charges £10 a hour more than i charge?..capitalist bastard!
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He might have hit that at peak cunt, but the kind of gig he’s doing these days probably pays less. And I can’t see the Board of Deputies of British Jews giving him that rate for blairing at them on November 4th….
https://www.bod.org.uk/tony-blair-announced-as-guest-of-honour-at-board-of-deputies-dinner/
Or indeed the Tax Free World Association’s annual conference (29 September to 4 October 2019 in Cannes). The TFWA is an association of retailers etc in the duty-free zones of airports, not a pressure group for worldwide free trade.
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