Stormz at Glasto


Stormzy’s stab vest.

I’m sure one of you cunts will cunt this cunt and his vest far more eloquently than I.

I had the misfortune of catching a minute or two of this cunt shouting to a bunch of white middle class kids acting like they’re from the Myatts Field estate.

Stormzy is also giving it the biggun’ that he is the second youngest male solo headliner of Glastonbury. Thereby insinuating that he is in mentioning in the same breath as the thin white duke.

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

Stormz might well be the first black British rap artist to headline Glastonbury but as statistics go, it’s about as meaningless as his music.

Face it sonny – when you’re as full of shit as you then it’s hardly surprising that the stuff you call music is shit too.

Sheryl Crow was fucking outstanding. Real music well played. Not bad for a bird on my Deadpool suffering from cancer.

Fuck me, even I’m better than Stormz! ?

Nominated by ChasCMusic

62 thoughts on “Stormz at Glasto

  1. Am surprised the Left and Remainers have had a pop at him for wearing a Union Flag jacket! Had some white bloke worn one on stage he’d be booed to fuck!

    It would also be quite ironic if little old Port in a Storm ended up getting stabbed by a peaceful; or even more ironic a Dark Key

  2. i refuse to put my ears through the agony of listening to this primate mouthing his shit, it doesn’t start to resemble music, him and his likes are sadly lacking in talent, what would any sane white man get out of this meaningless shit, however much cash he accumulates it still doesn’t hide the fact that he is what he is.!

  3. Glastonbury. A waste of a good airborne assault opportunity.
    Where are cluster bombs and napalm when you need them, or Robert Duvall’s helicopter cavalry?
    Lock, load and turn up the Wagner…

    Fucking hippies…

  4. Stormzy..what a cunta kintee
    Don’tcha know It ain’t Boris or austerity
    that is causin all the misery

    Take a long look at yerself and nobody else
    All you’re spouting is hypocrisy
    no matter they love you at da BBC
    As well as the fuckwits at Glastonbury

    i hope you die in a pool of you’re own pee
    Well before you get to reach the age of forty

    So let me hear you say “Fuck Stormzy”

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