Lewis Capaldi is a cunt…
Once pop stars were good looking talented and charismatic types like Presley or Bowie … Now it appears that any fat ugly cunt with no talent and a bad haircut becomes a big name… The English have Ed Sheercunt and now the Scottish have Lewis Capaldi… I have seen better heads on a pint of Joey Holt’s and better dressed wounds… As for musical talent? Like the aforementioned Sheercunt, Capaldi has the musical ability of a turd… He’s an annoying fat cunt… They both are…
Nominated by Norman
Looks like the lovechild of Rab C. Nesbitt and Janette Krankie.
Millennial pop stars can’t be good looking or talented in case it discriminates against ugly talentless fuckers.
Fuck off.
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Who? was the first question, as I am an elderly cunt who has long since lost touch with what you young people regard as ‘groovy’ (I believe is the word). Wikipedia revealed…
Lewis learned to play drums and guitar when he was two…. Assuming this does not mean that he was a conjoined Siamese twin, just wow. Both together?
He is also a distant relative of Barrhead-born nuclear physicist Joseph Capaldi, praised for his work towards the Higgs Boson International Project.
We really must get together. I am a distant relative of pioneering chemist Henry Roscoe, discoverer of vanadium, and we’d have so much in common.
He is also a supporter of Celtic
And now the dream fades and the harsh light of reality intrudes. So sad. But at least I have spared other cunters the pain of having to look the cunt up.
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A great public servant komodo.
Your service is appreciated.
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It times like these, we have to look after each other, DtS. Thank you.
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I was going to give the multi-talentless cunt the benefit of the doubt until the ‘He is also a supporter of Celtic’ statement. It’s now way beyond the reasonable doubt stage. He is definitely one of a bunch of cunts in the music business, which means a very considerable number.
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It’s the Susan Boyle Syndrome. Give people a “star” who is as fat, stupid and ugly as them. Hence Sheercunt, Adele, Gemma Collins etc.
It feeds into the fantasy that any no talent bum can be a sleb.
When people get fed up with the useless cunt it’s easy enough to find another one.
Very post modernist.
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Adele is pretty hot now
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I take it you mean, after been sheathed in spandex and spending two hours in makeup?
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If I’ve got it right lewis crapaldi is the cunt that can’t say somebody properly. That fucking “somebudy to … somebudy to … ” song was on all the time so I switched back to classic fm. Now I’m much calmer and don’t gave to put up with the likes of niki minaj and this cunt …..
My piss is almost back down to boiling point.
Almost.
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Probably one of The Gays.
Scotland’s pudgy.pallid answer to Justin Bieber. Give him to Krav…..mind,judging by the catatonic expression on his face,it’s possible that Krav’s already been at him.
Fuck Off.
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Sheerhan deserves a special cunting of his own (maybe it has already been done, but I’m just too lazy to look?). Somebody tell me how it is that a thick cunt like him who, to my taste, turns out such bilge, can be so famous and rich so quickly. Same as fucking Adele. Perhaps they are the alien lizards?
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‘Stars’ like Sheercunt mostly become rich and famous so quickly because they are privileged and very well connected, usually (very expensively) privately educated and probably trust-funded. As well as Sheercunt also see Lily Mong, Dido, Cunt Play, Mumford and Cunts and probably every other U.K. based (no) ‘talent’ in the ‘biz’.
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Spot on. The music biz is run by and for posh cunts , most of them privately educated.
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Jim Capaldi of Traffic was a right ugly fucker. But not half as ugly as this talent-free Lewis cunt. Jim also happened to be a great drummer. R.I.P.
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When musicians could still play great music despite being completely stoned out of their skulls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw5FbMvIpJg
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Capaldi’s on tambourine! WTF?! Why wasn’t he drumming?
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Jim capadli ugly?! I thought the burt Reynolds moustache or bearded look was a attractive look to most wamen. Was gonna ask if this Lewis twat was related but after googling his name it appears not. Jim was a good drummer but was also good singer and songwriter too had a decent solo career after traffic some of his stuff is really good just as good a singer as winwood
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Rag and bone man….. The list goes on
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He’s always been unfunny on Have I Got News For You.
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I, also thought ‘Paul Merton.’ Still, he could have resembled that repulsive little wanker Ian Hislop.
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This cunt is a ‘woman’ or is it gender neutral? Notice it hasn’t got an Adam’s apple.
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Thank the good Lord above I’ve never heard of this fuck.
Until this morning.
Cheers Norm.
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Same here Ruff.According to Cuntipedia
“Capaldi rose to prominence through uploading recordings of himself in his toilet”
Yep that just about sums up todays music
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Who the hell is this scruffy asshole?!
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I don’t know what to make of young cunts. They have 60 odd years of music to dip into but they support the ocean of bland shit that is modern, algorithm written, autotuned, Cowleised shite. Oh, and rap.
They could experience the thrill of the first hearing of the buzzsaw of Satisfaction, the riffs of Daytripper, Pretty Woman, Sunshine of your Love and hundreds more. But nope. This dross seems to suit the thick cunts.
Never heard of this cunt and hoper I never hear him.
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You ought to hear some of my turds on the way out.
The splash alone compared to this black hole of talent and charisma is like fucking Mozart by comparison.
Pasty faced, cunt of cunts. In the church of wankerdom the fucking front must be filled with soy milk.
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Is he trying not to shit himself in that picture?
Might be the best tune he ever produces…
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I don’t know this cunt so I’ll reserve judgement on his talent or lack thereof. Pop music has always been shit, and that’s ok. What’s not ok is the knock on effect this has on live music and venues over the country.
Today it all sounds the same. No melody, simple loops made on computers or the same 3 chords on an untuned semi acoustic guitar and repetitive lyrics usually about a break-up or going out on the piss. It’s no wonder people don’t bother investing time and money in to seeing artists live.
Good music stands the test of time. Will people still be listening to today’s music in 20/30 years time? Will this cunt be selling out venues and making fresh albums for more than 5 minutes? I very much doubt it.
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Haven’t heard this twats stuff yet so i can’t comment just yet but i don’t see how it can be any worse then ed sheerans shite
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‘…..They have 60 odd years of music to dip into…’
and here’s one place where some of the odder music of those odd years can be found….
If you ignore the warning, and enter that den of iniquity, and foolishly download and listen to any of the weirder shit pointed to there you can call me a cunt later for inflicting it on you..(being fair, some of the stuff there is ok)
Attempt to listen to the full Mme St Onge album, I dare ye!, play it loud!
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Listed to ‘Demain’ via youtube.
One for the collection.
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I read to Komodo saying he supports Celtic the harbourage of the wean abusing ring on a par with saville etc
The English / UK media should be all over this – at least 5 former Celtic boys club employees been jailed for abusing young boys – a pedo ring in other words
AND STILL NO APOLOGY
Terrible situation for the victims and no compensation
Utter cunts
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Never heard of him but he is Celtic which makes him a cunt.
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These plinky-plonk plonkers get uglier by the year. Soon we’ll have Kuato strumming away with Katy Perry, or giving Katy Perry a strum, the filthy, messed up whore.
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