Dead Pool [132]

Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted that Dog the Bounty Hunter`s wife and reality TV star Beth Chapman would be the next to conk out aged 51 after a long battle with cancer.

On to DeadPool 132:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

John McCririck
George Alagiah
Michael Sleggs
Kathleen Blanco
Fernando Ricksen

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [132]

  1. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  2. Sheila Mercier
    Stan Bowles
    Chris Farlowe
    Leonard Fenton
    Bernard Cribbins

  3. 1. Stan Boardman
    2. Faye Dunaway
    3. Olivia de Havilland
    4. Lionel Blair
    5. Mary Berry

  4. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adeleson
    George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn

    Cuntgrats bamboo

  5. Beth chapman also known on the show as Titanic tits anyone know if she ironically died from breast cancer?

    • It turns out it was throat cancer, i wonder if she was a heavy smoker? Definitely doesn’t help i’m sure, my dads pancreas cancer was probably partly contributed by his large diet of cigarettes and beer throughout his life. Tho i recently found out it could be hereditary cancer which i’m of course i’m fucking thrilled about

      But my point stands quitting tobacco was a great choice i’m more stressed but more money is in the bank, be a much poorer man if i still smoked

      • Not to speak ill of the dead – but it does look like a throat that seen quite alot of action.

  6. Angela lansbury
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Robert Duval

  7. Willie Nelson
    Billy Connelly
    Jerry lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
    Pope Benedict ( nazi pope)

  8. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  9. Well done Bamboo.

    Salman Rushdie.
    Raquel Welch.
    Jane Fonda.
    Norman Greenbaum. (Spirit in the Sky. Time he met him).
    Donovan. (The Mellow Yellow asshole).

  10. Jermaine Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

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