Jesus fucking Christ, some cunt has invented a load of emojis so wimminz on soshul meeja can tell the whole world that they are on the blob. Fuck me, why the fucking fuck does anybody want to know that? Could you not keep your private bodily functions to yourself, you self absorbed fucking old slags?
They should do one showing a pair of pants with a black stain so I can tell everyone that I’ve got the runs after a night on the Guinness.
Nominated by Freddie the Frog