Wayne Rooney

Up me arse, son, go on !

Wayne Rooney is a cunt…
Mauricio Pochettino should be Manchester United manager if Solskjaer is not appointed according to-Wayne Rooney…

I just don’t get this wankfest over Pochettino … And fuck off, Rooney… You grannygubbing syrup wearing pisshead pilled up KFC filled fat cunt…

 

Nominated by Norman

43 thoughts on “Wayne Rooney

      • Ditto. I wasn’t aware until now that Caughtspedding was the resident epicurean, judging by the vast number of reviews he has posted. A brave man indeed.

        Mr Wing’s reminds me of a 70’s style local chinky near to me.

    • Does anyone genuinely give a blue fuck for anything this fuckin cunt says? Fuckin past it cunt who has fucked more pensioners than pneumonia, the charisma of a cats fart, knuckle dragging neanderthal fuckin rim job! This is the cunt who when he had his first bowl of Cheerios said ” wow, doughnut seeds”! Fuckin despise this CUNT, more than brand Beckham. What the fuck is his wife still with him for? Of course,he’s a wonderful husband. Wake up you dumb fuck! Kick the thick cunts arse out and think of the 10’s of millions you can rinse the ugly labotomised fuckwit for! Cunt was mediocre at best fuckin pigeon fucker! CUNT!

  1. All this media hype over managers makes me laugh. They win a couple of games and they are miracle workers who can walk on water. Then they lose a couple and they are useless cunts who are getting sacked next week.
    Before this week’s European games the Spurs cunt was tactically naive and had never won anything while the Manc cunt was a genius man motivator. Because of the results it’s suddenly the other way around.
    It’s all bollocks. It’s all about 💰 money.

    • February’s Manger of the Month for being a Cunt must surely go to Cardiff City’s Neil Warnock. Aside from being a professional cunt the whole Sala plane crash has just showcased his cuntishness, minutes silences, black armbands, meeting the family, now he is off to Argentina for the funeral. He’ll be crowdfunding for a statue outside the stadium next week.

      • Yeah, Warnock has made a real self promoting meal of the whole business, probably hoping to preserve his job when they get relegated. I mean, how can you sack such a caring , sharing bloke like Neil?
        The fact is he’s known as the biggest cunt in football for a reason.
        He should have been finished after the disgrace that was the Battle of Bramall Lane, the cheating fucking bastard.

      • Yeah and hope the French club keep asking for the transfer fee.
        Warnock, Alladyce, Bruce, Hughes, Pardew, Redknapp, Moyes, Hodgson, these cunts are just shit they may have an occasional bit of success like avoiding relegation or in Redknapps case getting Pompey promoted and sending Southampton down but in the whole they are all shite at their job.
        So how the fuck do they keep getting very highly paid jobs for being so shit.
        I’m an aero engine builder and my job involves skill and quality, if the engine blows up and kills people I go to prison or at least my company effectively does. But these cunts get relegated then the sack and the next week employed on “The Shit Manager Merry Go Round™”
        Cunts to a man

  2. He might look like Shrek , but the cunts got loads of money. If I was him and batted for the right side, I would fuck Kenneth Williams off and go out and try my best to catch a STD.

  3. My missus has just said my football obsession has become too much and she’s leaving.
    Although it’s yet to be confirmed wether it’s a permanent move or just on loan….

  4. Ah Wayne cuntney… Always disliked the cunt. I heard he held out his hand got the change after shagging the Granny prostitute. I cannot stand his money grabbing talentless slag of a wife who continues to ‘Stick by our Wayne’ after his many well publicised cheating stories. Like the slag would stick with him if he was a builder. The cunts deserve eachother and I still laugh at Man U for paying this cunt 300k a week. Cunt did fuck all got England when it really mattered. The cunt.

  5. Despite being a Scouse Pikey Wayne couldn’t resist giving his brats stupid celebrity names :

    Klay
    Kit
    Kai
    Cass

    Not quite in the Jamie Wanker Oliver class but a good effort.

    • I think the thick cunts got confused when naming the baby Shrek’s.

      Klay should have been Kit and Kit should have been Kat.

      Kai was a spelling error as was Cass, what they really wanted was Koi and Carp but as they’re thick as fuck they just signed the birth certificate.

      Probably with a paw print.

  6. Poor twat stuck with that ugly cunt, give her a couple of million and join shag a granny ya dirty cunt

    • “Once a blue, always a blue” I think it is. Just substitute the word cunt for blue and that’s about right.
      I can think of thousands of arseholes who should be bearing that little motto permanently on their skin.

      • It’s “just enough education to perform”. As it stands, it’s a lie as it implies he had an education.

    • I couldn’t take more than two minutes of that supercilious degenerate pervert. Why do I need lessons from a fucking actor?
      I would tell the cunt to go and fuck himself but he probably does that every day and loves every second of it.
      Filthy deviant.

      • Me too Freddie.

        Is Fry still bumming just about legals?

        Perhaps he should stick with that.

        Isn’t it fascinating how many Lovies have become both Economic Guru’s and Fortune Tellers since June 2016!

        It doesn’t seem to matter one fuck that Farage spent 20 years in the European Parliament seeing first hand it machinations, no he’s just a waaaacist that wants to stem the flow of Eastern European ‘washing machine repairmen’.

        • Just cos it’s early in the morning, and the music in that clip was annoying the feck out of me, I apologise to Flanders & Swann for fucking up a famous number of theirs.
          This one’s for Fry, Moaning Jones, Mangledbum &c.

          Fudge, fudge, glorious fudge,
          There’s owt like fudge-packing for heating the blood
          So sniff my arse-crack, old boy, off to the hollow
          Where we shall wallow in glorious fudge.

          There’s another one…
          I once had a whim and I had to obey it…

          I wonder who pinched Fry’s horn…

    • Hmmm. Looks like my comments about the delightful Mr Fry didn’t make the cut.
      To be fair, my savage critique of Mr Fry’s performance would never have made the Guardian theatre section.
      One can only try one’s best luvvies.

  7. Devils advocate here. I don’t follow football and I’ve always thought WR was a weapons grade throbber.

    BUT. This whore clearly beelined him from an early age and managed to get herself pupped 4 times in a row. So, she’s clearly a gold digging scrubber of no great account. WR is clearly too stupid to see this. But he’s earnt more than most people ever will so if I were him, I would sack her arse off, take a hit on half my fortune and spend the rest of my life getting stoned, having taeaways and banging prostitutes.

    • Very sound advice if you ask me. Coleen is a “fashion designer” now but without Wayne’s dough she would be on the checkout at Tesco and the most exciting thing in her life would be watching “Strictly Cunts Dancing” while her kids were snorting up in the bathroom.
      Lucky, lucky bitch and no mistake.

  8. Another prize cunt who gets right up my snatch (and NOT in that way, you naughty cunters with minds in the sewers….I wouldn’t touch that with a 10ft barge pole)

    Him and his wife get on my wick.

    He of the horrendous, ‘lego hair’ transplant, the partial to shagging grannies, thick scouse twattery.
    She of the constant bikini body cash-ins, perpetual going on holiday as her life is so very stressful as the wife of a footballer and fucking baby spewing like it is going out of fashion. Frankly, it amazes me that she has the stomach to even look at his rancid mug on a daily basis, let alone let him anywhere near her nether regions. Does she make him put a bag on his head and Pritt-Stick a photo of Antonio Banderas to it?

    URRGHHH….YUCK.

    If he didn’t have footballing skills, he would be just another thick, scouse cunt on benefits. She would be working in Poundland.

    CUNTS.

      • Yep….I think it is the accent, Ron and he is not too hard on the eyes either!

        Ah yes, Rachel Weisz is indeed stunning.

  9. Caught an advert for ‘All together now’ on the BBC.
    Some black guy ‘singing’ and then everyone joins in. Some tranny wanders in, a load of Islington granola types sat ‘chilling man’ and I think there were a couple of peacefuls in suits and when you thought it couldn’t get any worse the tranny looking Geri Halliwell waltzes on talking some cunt.
    Fuuuuuuuuuuucccck oooooofffff.

  10. I have changed my mind.That Isis girl should be allowed back to the UK.I suggest Cardiff City FC arrange the flight!

  11. When this ogre first broke into the England team I thought he was going to be the fucking business! Oh well
    I’m not a massive football fan but Rooney always appeared to be a small man for the big occasion , at major tournaments he seemed to disappear up his own arsehole! Was it in South Africa 2010 when the chubby cunt sarcastically applauded the English fans who gave him the news? Useless cunt should have apologised to them along with the rest of those over hyped over paid cunts! …….TWAT!!!
    England’s national team have under performed for years using various feeble excuses…… I didn’t agree with Southgates appointment but fair play to him as he’s actually got the team on the front foot ….

  12. When this ogre first broke into the England team I thought he was going to be the fucking business! Oh well
    I’m not a massive football fan but Rooney always appeared to be a small man for the big occasion , at major tournaments he seemed to disappear up his own arsehole! Was it in South Africa 2010 when the chubby cunt sarcastically applauded the English fans who gave him the good news after a particularly shite performance ? Useless cunt should have apologised to them along with the rest of those over hyped over paid cunts! …….TWAT!!!
    England’s national team have under performed for years using various feeble excuses…… I didn’t agree with Southgates appointment but fair play to him as he’s actually got the team on the front foot ….

  13. I don’t know much about sportsball but last time I heard bout Rooney didn’t he fuck off to some chinese footy league for big money. I guess even the chinese didn’t want him

  14. This fat lardy twat is an insult to Manchester United FC Anytime I here anything regarding him it always starts with Ex England & Manchester United Captain Wayne Rooney “Do us all a favour curl up and fucking die you overpaid overrated has been” Who cares what you think keep your opinions to yourself regarding Manchester United FC stick to getting drunk making a fool of yourself and shagging tarts fucking hate you fat bastard .

  15. My Cunt of a father, who fucked off and left my Mom with a newborn baby, to go get his leg over wherever he pleased, did a final cuntish act, and saddled me with the middle name ‘Wayne’…which I’ve hated (and him) ever since.
    So I don’t like the name Wayne…and I especialled don’t like Wayne Rooney.
    The parrot faced, over-paid talentless thug is one huge CUNT.
    If he hadn’t found fame and millions kicking a fucking ball around, this spud-faced wanker would be trolling council estates, mugging and raping grannies on pension day. That, or already banged up in the scrubs, for knifing another canabis dealer… you just know it would be true.

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