44 thoughts on “The Greatest Dancer

  1. We know who will win anyway because ‘day got da riddims innit’ and it wont be the Pucklechurch Morris Dancing troupe.

  2. I haven’t seen this abomination, this excrescence, this pile of utter wank, but it sounds as if it’s got Danny Dyer’s pawprints all over it.
    Feckin orrible little arsewipe.

  3. The problem is that there are far too many effeminate fairies working at the BBC which dotes on things like Strictly Come Mincing and this load of bollocks (or lack of them).

    “NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN SUCH A BLATANT DISPLAY OF POOFERY!!” as dear old Windsor Davies used to say in the unPC days of BBC comedy I’t ain’t half hot mum

  4. I’ve never heard of this, or seen it, but I recall a long running BBC series called “The Greatest Chancer”.
    It’s all a bit hazy now but I think it was won by a bloke called Anthony Blair.
    What ever happened to that cunt eh?

  5. More blatant poovery promotion disguised as prime time entertainment by good old non-binary, Brexit-free Auntie Beebistan.

    I really can’t think which demographics would engage this shit. Honestly, I could think of a million+1 things I could be doing than indulging in this copper-bottomed arseholery.

    Bread and circuses.

  6. Now that Mary Poppins has been officially recognised as ‘racist’ due to soot on her cheeks, isn’t it time the beeb reported themselves to the thought police for the blatant racism in It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum?

  7. And the BBC has an announced a rise in the annual licence fee. That’s money well spent. Take a leaf out of my book and throw the TV in a skip. I refuse to pay a “blatant poofery” tax!

  8. Is there one in a wheel-chair? It’s just not a BBC programme unless all of the major minority groups are represented.I shall write to the BBC demanding that we have a series of “Cripps Do Limbo”…dwarves will have to sit on a cushion to make it fair,obviously…in fact,they could combine it with my previous suggestion of ” Gnomes On Ice” and Curling,where wheelchair bound dwarves are launched under a limbo-pole while lesbians furiously brush the ice in front of them until they come to rest nearest to the Bullseye.

    It probably wont be as good as old-fashioned Dwarf-throwing,but times move on,and I’m happy to be more aware and sharing when it comes to minorities…I’d still ban The Gays,even if they were dwarves,coloureds or gimpy….there’s no place for that kind of thing amongst wholesome family entertainment shows like “Gnomes on Ice.”

    Fuck Off.

    • Dwarf throwing or midget tossing ought to become an Olympic sport. I’m not kidding. There could be team event where each member grabs hold of a limb. Or individually where one person has to hurl the midget as far as he can. The indivual event would take place in a ‘circle’ similiar to throwing the hammer.

  9. Free speech should not be a licence to spread poison aimed at offending and creating divisions in society.

    Debates about Ipswich town centre have too often been hijacked by racist and offensive comments.

    One of the benefits of the rise of online news pages was supposed to be that it “democratised” the news. It gave everyone the chance to have their say underneath a news or comment.

    Post the EU referendum in June 2016 the country has seen a +6% increase in Eastern European immigration. The increase in East Anglia is +48%, which has resulted in Ipswich town centre being overrun by our Eastern European friends. It may be coincidence that antisocial behaviour and crime has increased significantly and thanks to the Tory party cutting police funding the local police are struggling to cope,

    We had to fight to get our son into his local catchment area school, despite living in the same house for 25 years and this morning it took me 41 telephone calls to get a doctors appointment with my local GP.

    I am totally fed up with the sheer number of immigrants in Ipswich, the town I used to know like so much of the U.K. has been ruined for ever.

    We are continually criticised and called racists, xenophobes and far right extremists for merely for being concerned about what is going on in this great country and for criticising the EU materplan which has failed in almost every sense of the word.

    I am neither of the above and not against immigration, but totally against mass immigration of low skilled workers.

    This article today in this local pro EU/ anti Brexit rag starts off by talking about the rights of free speech. Not surprising then that in this particular instance there is no right to reply as comments have been disabled.

    58% of the peoples of Ipswich voted to Leave the EU. I suspect that figure has now increased and that no manipulation by the press will change that.

  10. I’ve never heard of this shit and wouldn’t watch it if it was the only programme on TV but my immediate reaction is that it’s going to last a very long time with every cunt on the planet competing for the title. Oh, you mean it’s NOT everybody on the planet? So it’s NOT the greatest dancer, just the best from a group of cunts? Then fucking call it that.

  11. It really is a competition on who sucks the most cock. Male, Female and Judges all as one.

  12. How much longer can the BBC carry on mugging people with this stupid out of date system? The BBC know if they relied on people paying a subscription (like Netflix) for their pile of cunt they would go out of business over night. Never paid the fee and never will. Fuck, piss and cunt off.

    • And/or salaries of their staff and ‘contractors’ would need to fall through the floor and into the real world for them to survive.

      The Al Ja Beeba is currently a full-cream luxury that is so far way off its original purpose (a public broadcaster), that it really is now a parody/pantomime.

      “Evan Davies is behind you”

      “Eeeek!”

  13. There must be fracking going on round where I live. It really is appalling I have to put up with it. Tremors, sudden shudders of the house. It really is very alarming.

    And all Mrs Plastic is bothered about is Dancing on Ice and Gemma has been practicing all week.

    • Mrs Plastic not bothered about getting her lettuces anymore Miles? Maybe she knows something we don’t…

      • I have a cunning plan RT. We don’t have a back garden but there are allotments nearby. If the worst comes to the worst I am going to plant lettuce seeds along the edge of one where it meets the a public path. This is a crisis and as Komodo said in another thread we must ‘dig for victory’.

    • My mate with the Hare Lip thought he was ” Red Adair “. He used to dance with “Jija Ojers “.

    • One of my very favourite put downs of all time.

      Of Fred Astaire.

      “Can’t Act; Slightly Bald; Also Dances.

  14. I thought was it a documentary on the likes of Fontaine or Nureyev with panel deciding but no, now that you forced me to look, it’s another weekly crate of “weality” TV where some cunt wins fifty bob and then immediately fades off into obscurity never to be heard from again!

    This is what passes for AL-BEEB entertainment. Utter shite!

  15. Surely £150.50 a year is worth it if it can keep man of the people Gary Lineker on £2m year as horrifyingly could run off to a commercial channel and ‘earn’ just as much.
    Couldn’t he?

    • Er, no Steaming. He couldn’t. As Im sure you agree.
      A commercial channel would soon appreciate that nobody tunes into MOTD just to watch Gary Fucking Lineker (or indeed the ludicrous pundits now sometimes ‘enhanced’ by that BAME wimminz)

      The ITV geezer who hosted the World Cup last summer was a perfectly adequate journo who would’ve been paid massively less than Linemepockets. He also anchored ITVs rugby coverage at the weekend and did so very well. A proper journo and not an ex-player.

      I’d go further and cull a lot more of these ex-players enjoying nice BBC pensions (and Good Morning to you Alan Shearer) for spouting bollocks……a trend that is now reaching crisis proportions on Test Match Special where every England ex-captain over the last few decades bar Strauss has a job in the media.

  16. The circus of Juvenal’s ‘bread and circuses. TV for cow people and their microwaveable doner kebabs.

  17. What puzzles me is do the overpaid underworked knobs who commission this steaming pile of shit actually think it’s a good programme or are they fully aware of its shitness but think the plebs will enjoy it?

    • Definitely the latter. Same with Channel 4. The commissioners and producers are too expensively educated and cultured for the muck they actually make. Dinner parties, art galleries and concerts for them.

  18. Having no TV, I was forced once again to inform myself elsewhere. It has a Wikipedia page, which runs to some length, with updates on which mediocre wannabes are enjoying their five minutes of synthetic fame, and is without interest. It is, I learn, hosted by Simon Cowell. Someone I know met Cowell recently, in the context of another mindless ‘talent’ show: she spoke of ‘looking into his cold dead eyes’ and viewing ‘the shrivelled soul within’.

    File under bread and circuses, crossreferenced with lowest-common-denominator.
    And recognise that a Pole, Romanian or Somali with very little English is entitled to such simple fare, the cunt.

  19. Another pile of sheer cuntery from the fucking BBC. Never mind us paying the licence fee, they should be paying us to watch their crap channel.

    I hate all shows of this ilk. The Great British fucking Sewing Bee shite, fucking Bake-off, Mastercunt, The Apprentice (AKA The Most Obnoxious Cunt), Britain’s Got Cunts, The Cunt Factor……all of ’em. Cheap, trashy, not to mention FIXED programming.

    The fact that Cheryl ‘What’s-her-surname-now-as-I-can’t-keep-up’ Geordie fucktard is also ‘judging it’ (if her dance judging skills are anything like her picking a man skills, all of those dancers are fucked) makes me even more averse to watching it.

    Plus, all of the dancers on it are clearly egotistical cunts if they think they are ‘the greatest’.

    FUCK THAT SHITE.

  20. If I want to watch fairies mincing about in sequence I only have to turn up to work, the place is crawling with them.

  21. Another vacuous shitball offering from Beebistan. For the love of wanking in Tesco’s, what a load of weak bollocks. They’re clearly so fixated on hypnotising couch spuds with this shite, partly because they know that most families are so disconnected anyway and spend their time in individual rooms on Instacunt or whatever the shit is, nobody will care anyway?

    They can’t afford massive budgets for real quality and potentially original programming, but they suddenly find the tin when it comes to recycling an airheaded formula that’s as dead as Mickey Rooney? Telly is nearly all shit on any channel. Why in the fuck is watching skating, baking, camping in a fucking “safe sanitised” jungle, or a roomful of instantly-forgotten nonentities sharing a house and crying because some mincer’s shit stabbing lover left them for another man or some other bollocks, so interesting? It isn’t…not remotely.

    I’d rather watch a documentary on different varieties of hedgehog shit and how they affect the blackberries than today’s right-on wank-clubbing on the box. Fuck out and away.

  22. I was at the production meeting when this show was mooted by the originators:-

    ‘It is like Strictly’
    ( first stirrings in underwear)
    ‘Combined with the X Factor’
    ( semis and moist gussets around the table)
    ‘With 2 talentless slappers as judges’
    (erections and wet knickers)
    ‘One of whom is Ethnic’
    (Orgasms all round. Emergency deep cleaning team deployed)
    Commissioned forthwith. Is Brucie available to introduce?

  23. It’s a good job that I’ve only just purchased my T.V or I would have kicked it to pieces watching this low grade entertainment, a confused bunch of creature’s fooling themselves that they are woman and the response of the judges was equally as stomach turning, being overly P.C, transgender supporting and all that shit, to make this a top turn would have been to have Peter Sutcliffe run on at the big finale and sink his Ball Pein hammer into each of their demented skulls then toss himself off all over Otti’s huge udders.!!

  24. The Greatest Load of Wank. Dreamt up to appeal to the many dullards of Britain.

    80% of British society is made up of oxygen thieves and this is tv oxygenisation at its best. Not a real word but don’t care.

    Thank you and good night..

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