Dead Pool (123)

Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted that World Cup winning goalkeeper and England legend Gordon Banks would be next to die. He was 81.

On to Deadpool 123

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

My predictions (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Nobby Stiles

Nancy Pelosi

Robert Mugabe

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool (123)

  1. Barbara Bain
    Sir Michael Caine
    Taylor Dayne
    “Lord” Peter Hain of Soweto
    Freda Payne

    RIP Gordon. If Juventus are going to pay Ramsey (not Sir Alf!) £400k pw then what would Gordon Banks be earning? Never ever remember him making a mistake. Incredible sportsman and person. Truly a sad loss.

  2. Actually, thinking about it it’s entirely possible that RBG is already dead. Those conspiracies suggesting a possible cover up sound rather plausible.

    • Oh no shes definitely very very ill or very dead the cunts who cover for her won’t prove shes alive and a few journalists in the last month say shes alive but won’t give any proof so its weekend at bernies all over again

  3. Frank Bough
    Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
    Nicholas Parsons
    Verushka (Blow-Up 1966)
    Craig Murray (“whistle-blower”)

    PS to Deploy: was going to have three of yours, ya bastard!

  4. The Stretford End used to applaud the away keeper as they approached back in the day and when they acknowledged the applause the crowd flicked the v’s and a shit load of abuse at them… Gordon Banks only ever got the applause, one of the greats…

  5. Tempted to nominate Bonald Trump considering what a monumental fuckup he has been but i’m sure history of his legacy won’t be too kind to him if he keeps up his lies and broken promises

    • Inspired manoeuvre there, Cunts n, impressed! Not only on-topic choices for you, but you’re effectively selecting about forty instead of five induviduals.
      Fine footwork, squire, but is it legal, decent or honest?
      Good luck!

        • Thanks for clarification Admin. Although an act of pure cuntry, a damned bold try.
          PS: apologies to Cunts n if I was in any way responsible for drawing the attention of the Cossors there. I thought it was a bloody good ruse!

      • Curse you Peter gabriel loyalists sure his years in the band made it what it was but the Collins era was fine with me they still made 3 solid albums with him Wind and wuthering, duke and A trick of the tail. Invisible touch and Then there were three were pretty good too

          • Its a ace album, possibly my favorite collins led one With Peter gabriel Selling england by the pound or Trespass our my favorite

          • Wot gorrila, in that quiet earth and unquiet slumber for the sleepers are thematically connected with variations off it repeated and sprinkled throughout the album great record

          • You know your stuff Slapper, impressive! What’s your thoughts on Foxtrot? Watcher has to be one of the best live songs from their early set. Of course they reprised it on the TOTT tour setlist with Riding The Scree

          • Well I have nothing but good things to say about foxtrot being a prog fan it has another 2 favorite songs on there. Watcher of the skies is a great song but I love Get em out by friday and the side long 24 minute epic suppers ready

      • Thanks sir Limply,
        counting to five unsupervised, is not as easy as some people will have you believe, and it’s been far too cold to take my mittens off!

  6. Poor old Banksy.
    Although what did he expect galvanting round the country in the middle of the night graffitiing on people’s walls!

      • Tony Britton? Well bugger me I thought the miserable old cunt shuffled off years ago.

        He was Richard O’Sullivan’s screen FIL in Robin’s Nest and O’Sullivan is ripe for the Pool, despite his comparative youth.

        • I have the other old crusty Frank Windsor in my pool and the third crusty team member William Franklin fucked off several years ago. ‘Schhh you know who’

  7. Sean Connery
    Prince Car Crash Philip
    Dawn French
    Michael Shoemaker
    (the artistic wanker who defaces buildings in the name of “art”).

    • Oh Opinionated Cunt, you’ve nicked my Mugabe, you thieving gypsy bastard. You scoundrel, you cad, etc.

      I’ll have Diego Maradona instead.

  8. Gordon Banks. The very best keeper i ever saw. Without a weakness. Saw him play a good few times, the last time in a testomonial. He was 38 and without one eye and was still bloody brilliant. RIP Banksy.

  9. Hannah Gordon
    Michael Aspel
    Vic Flick ( guitarist who played the James Bond theme tune)
    Dickie Davies
    Frank Williams ( Vicar in Dad’s Army)

  10. Probably going to take meself up the arse but a little bird keeps whispering “Des O’Conner” so what the fuck. Will swop Roy Hudd for
    Des O’Conner.

  11. Bastard another one missed. Had Kraut Kunt Frock Fucker Carl Lagerfeld in past pools plus a virgin cunting orf same. The ridiculous old Scheisse Hund has mince goose stepped his last on the catwalks orf camp. Treble bugger.

  12. In light of his recent unexpected return from the subcontinent, I humbly request to remove Mr Craig Murray from my selection. In his substitution, I choose Genesis P-Orridge, inter alia a singer with Throbbing Gristle (qv).
    If this exchange is not permitted, I obviously would revert to my original choice.

      • Thanks CwCC, good to know. It’s illegal in the work version, and gets out of control. Suppose there’s no money involved on here, so not a problem, as long as nobody takes the piss.

  13. So cunt bastard Peter Tork has Monkeyed with us and eluded The Pool. Had him meself a few times and in days orf yore was a popular if unobliging regular. Then Davy Jones went to his locker and we missed him as well. Bolloxs all roinde.

  14. I know it’s too late to nominate Luke Perry but for the fawning tributes that have been flooding in from fellow luvvies alone, Luke is definitely a dead cunt…

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