Dead Pool (123)

Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted that World Cup winning goalkeeper and England legend Gordon Banks would be next to die. He was 81.

On to Deadpool 123

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

My predictions (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Nobby Stiles

Nancy Pelosi

Robert Mugabe

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool (123)

  1. Gordon Banks. The very best keeper i ever saw. Without a weakness. Saw him play a good few times, the last time in a testomonial. He was 38 and without one eye and was still bloody brilliant. RIP Banksy.

    • Jedward technically makes it 6 so I’m afraid you’ll have to pick just one of them. Or alternatively jettison one of your other picks.

  2. Hannah Gordon
    Michael Aspel
    Vic Flick ( guitarist who played the James Bond theme tune)
    Dickie Davies
    Frank Williams ( Vicar in Dad’s Army)

    • I have Hurst in the pool. You can go with that Russian linesman with the eye like a stinking haddy.

  3. Yvette Cooper (wishful thinking)
    Paul McCartney
    Cliff Richard
    Sir Vince Cable
    Bill Clinton

  4. Probably going to take meself up the arse but a little bird keeps whispering “Des O’Conner” so what the fuck. Will swop Roy Hudd for
    Des O’Conner.

  5. Bastard another one missed. Had Kraut Kunt Frock Fucker Carl Lagerfeld in past pools plus a virgin cunting orf same. The ridiculous old Scheisse Hund has mince goose stepped his last on the catwalks orf camp. Treble bugger.

    • He was on my radar too, Sir L. We have something similar to deadpool at work, and I’ve chosen KL myself a few times.

  6. In light of his recent unexpected return from the subcontinent, I humbly request to remove Mr Craig Murray from my selection. In his substitution, I choose Genesis P-Orridge, inter alia a singer with Throbbing Gristle (qv).
    If this exchange is not permitted, I obviously would revert to my original choice.

      • Thanks CwCC, good to know. It’s illegal in the work version, and gets out of control. Suppose there’s no money involved on here, so not a problem, as long as nobody takes the piss.

  7. So cunt bastard Peter Tork has Monkeyed with us and eluded The Pool. Had him meself a few times and in days orf yore was a popular if unobliging regular. Then Davy Jones went to his locker and we missed him as well. Bolloxs all roinde.

  8. Kirk Douglas (102)
    Olivia de Havilland (102)
    Doris Day (96)
    Dame Vera Lynn (101)
    Harry Belafonte (92)

  9. I know it’s too late to nominate Luke Perry but for the fawning tributes that have been flooding in from fellow luvvies alone, Luke is definitely a dead cunt…

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