Owen Jones

Ok a juicy cunting for Owen Jones.

My reason for yet another cunting for this horrible shit is this video:

https://youtu.be/myVZobTORg4

Watch it, but you need to make it past 5 minutes and his pathetic little piece where he seems totally unaware that calling everyone who disagrees with him a fascist is a childish argument. However he loves childish arguments as the rest of the video shows. He goes on about the rise in fascism (his word for honest people not what you and I would call fascist), and how the Conservative Party somehow created it all, because of course nobody apart from him can think for themselves etc.

It’s a This Week video; Portillo, Neal and guest proceed to make him look stupid by speaking the truth, nothing new there then.

But look at the way the oily tick conducts himself. He’s like a frustrated teenager at college constantly interrupting the class because he’s delusional. It’s embarrasing.

But even more, and a point I have made many times, he is so much like the parody character Ollie Plimsolls from the League of Gentleman series that it’s amazing. Just have a look at this video, just the first in a google search.

His mannerisms, the way he speaks, the underlying resentment and bitterness, it’s all there!

Owen Jones is so much of a cunt that a parody of a cunt is accidentally and frighteningly highly accurate.

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93 thoughts on “Owen Jones

    • Better than the Jock dyke that’s for sure!

      This is my first QT since (whichever) Dimbledum packed in and I have to say Fiona Bruce is fucking useless.

      Positive discrimination and gender pay gap-ism at it’s finest.

      Fucking hateful ABBC!

    • Had me eye orn the fragrant Isobel for many a year. Oh yes. Tits oit, tight jodhpurs and thrash me boots. Oh yes indeed.

  1. I got bored after 10 minutes of that bollox, but I was surprised in that 10 minutes of how the audience reacted to the shit jock midget when talking about a second referendum…… About two people clapped and the rest were going fuck off rug muncher

  2. How the fuck can Owen Mones have any self respect when he gets down on all fours like an animal, reaches round with his puny arms in order to prise his lily-white arse cheeks apart in order to allow another man to insert their throbbing cheesy penis into his shit-shute ?

  3. I watched it live….he carried on after thie end of this vid, and Neill took his glasses off and looked like he was going to kick the snivelling shitrag’s head in. No such luck. An absolutely monumental cock-gobbling cunt, and a thoroughly deserved cunting.

  4. To misquote Blackadder 3

    Surname? Jones
    First name ? Thatcunt.
    Really? Well when I was a kid, all the other kids used to say, “Here comes Jones,Thatcunt Jones”.

    I would be surprised if he has ever done a real day’s work in his life.

    • I reckon it would be sweaty work being Momentum’s power bottom.

      I always feel the best way to cope with the pomposity of Mandelson, Boles, Duncan and certain BBC types is to picture them on all fours with their bums in the air preparing for a buggering, preferably from a jihadi holding a big knife

  5. Gentlemen, I think we need to reassess our world view.

    Owen Jones is a cunt extinction event. He cannot be cunted. To cunt him is like firing a peashooter at the death star.

    We need to redefine the currency of our invective. Being a true Brit may I posit our cherished old currency. Pounds, shillings and pence.

    Jones, Linekers and cunts. 20 Linekers to the Jones and 12 cunts to the Lineker.

    Is there a bigger Jones in the universe than Jones?

  6. Without writing a War and Peace reply Can We not just donate his body to medical science? He is just a cunt of the first order

    • His ringpiece should be nailed to the door of Grantchester PC, for the delight of the Poove-Vicars.

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