Gillette (the best a soyboy can get)

Gillette

What a bunch of snowflake cunts. The latest ad appears to condemn all men as nasty bastards, and we need to change to make us acceptable to the Feminazis.

Well fuck off Gillette – I’m growing a beard,so you can shove your overpriced “improvement” aids up your arses.

Cunts

Nominated by Big Al

— Fairly Urgent Topical Cunting Incoming —

Just as I lay my sub-normal head down on the pillow for some much needed rest and perhaps a few wet dreams involving that fat milf who used to be on New Tricks, I get hit with an advert so fucking deplorable that it has already set a high benchmark contender for cuntlord company of the year – it is none other than Gillette, the cunts behind overpriced, plasticky razor blades for men too lazy to do a proper shave.

Just sit back and watch this incredible piece of work, my esteemed friends:

In less than two minutes, Gillette’s massively misjudged PR stunt to appease the SJW ‘woke’ fucking generation of left-wing walking cancers has backfired enormously across all forms of online media. This video essentially preaches to all men to stop being evil, oppressive fucking tormentors and learn to be ‘good’. To teach young boys that they should not grow up to be evil bastards like their father – cue Hollywood hamming-up emotional pastiches of catcalling, #CuntToo, fighting in the fucking street and of course, totally unwarranted aggression to anyone on two Christing legs. You know, the fucking usual.

Aside from the anger that we have yet another fucking company preaching left-wing ideology to customers – who in this case are obviously predominantly men – we also have to endure once again the tried ‘n’ trusted doctrine that being a man is inherently wrong; somehow, by default, that all men are bad and that boys are seen as needing to be ‘fixed’ to prevent them becoming masculine. Burn to death you utter fucking cunts.

How in the name of Jesus Harry H. Corbett Christ can Gillette believe that it is totally worth shitting all over the people who actually buy their crap, just to appease the feminists and the soy-infused, low-testosterone cuckolds who do feminist bidding – the latter of which won’t make Gillette any money of course, by virtue of the fact that they need only one fucking Mach3 blade to last them an entire lifetime.

Now, speaking as someone who has been hacking away at his mug with a Muhle safety razor and loose blades for over two decades, I am thankfully not a buyer of Gillette products. I would however implore cunters who use them to switch to anything other than Gillette – there are a good few cheaper alternatives now – teach these fucking pricks a lesson and hit them where it hurts: the profits.

At time of writing, their propaganda-laden abomination on Youtube has 10k likes versus 100k dislikes. Here’s hoping their left-wing pitching goes just as disastrously for them as it did for Superdry, Ben & Jerry’s and Electronic Arts when they too went for the social justice option.

Gillette – the best a man can cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Gillette deserves an Uber cunting for leaping on to the #Metoo bandwagon and immediately alienating the majority of their customer base.
I’m sure most men are sick to death of having this rancid feminist agenda rammed down their throats at every turn, being branded sexist by simply being male and having our masculinity stripped at every opportunity.
This festering turd of an ‘advert’ removes itself from simply advertising the product and shifts squarely into the current social justice tidal wave of feminist bollocks, assuming it’s customers are all would be sex-abusers and misogynists. Can you imagine the backlash if Always portrayed their customer base as irrational and emotionally unbalanced every time they were on the blob?
Well Gillette you can take your piece of shit advert and the snivelling feminist apologist cunt that directed this utter wank and fuck right off. This is the last time I will be purchasing any of your products. Let’s hope a consolidated effort from your customer base will lead to whichever fucktard thought this a great idea losing their job. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

44 thoughts on “Gillette (the best a soyboy can get)

  1. I use a lovely chrome Edwin Jagger safety razor with Derby blades.

    A much closer shave and at the fraction of the cost.

    Gillette can go and shave their own balls and stick their virtue-signalling, overpriced tat right up their ringpieces.

    • I treated myself to one of those this Christmas, never used a double-edged blade before so thought it was time to try. Astra blades, 100 for less than a tenner.

  2. Hang on – I wrote a a detailed nom on Gillette last week too – guessing admin weren’t too fussed about it?

  3. Thanks ACWCC – I’m a prematurely ejaculating cunt.

    In addition to the shitshow above, we learn that a shitcunt behind the Gillette campaign – surprise suprise – is none other than Kim Gehrig, a man-hating, social activist, anti-trump campaigning libfuck, who once attempted to pass a sanitary product commercial which alluded to ‘period sex’.

    These are the tasteful, well-adjusted individuals making this fucking infuriating garbage.

    And as some wise Youtube once said to me, “My wife’s boyfriend loves this Gillette advert”

    • I shave with an old Merkur that I bought decades ago from a local blade shop run by an old mate of me Da’s.

      It might be German, but I think of AfD when I lather up; better than anything Gilly-ette can wank up.

  4. Owe nowe, someones got triggered! HAHAHAAAAA- it was a lame-ass joke of a commercial and I rolled my eyes and clicked mute (try it out sometime, unless you’re in love with your outrage). Also, not buying their shit but I never did in the first place so bully. Problem solved.

    • Problem solved? Like fuck it is.
      I rather think you’ve you missed the point of the entirely justified outrage, La Cuntessa.
      If you are a woman, then your opinion on this subject is rendered utterly moot.
      If you are a “man” how the hell can this not annoy you?
      Men and boys are under attack on all fronts from wimminz, feminist governments and left-wing white knight fags (are you one?) and shit like this only pours fuel on to the fire of seething resentment.
      If you’re ‘fine’ with this advert and it’s disgusting bias, maybe you need to check your dick is still attached.

    • This is not ‘Comment is Free’. I fear you may have taken a wrong turn at Facebook.

  5. Gillette are a bathroom cabinet full of cunt. Their blades last about as much time as it takes me to finish my first piss of the day. “The best a cunt can get” is true. I stopped using their shitty, blunt arseholed products ages ago. Bearded Colonel products for me these days. I get on well with their blades. Either that, or a very dusty barbers shop on the top floor with Mrs Lovett’s Pie Shop underneath. Gillette can poke it to cunt. These fucking virtue signalling bandwagon-hoppers dispense my piss in a kettle.

  6. Gillette boycotted. Let’s hope their sales go down the pan and this feminist freak gets what she deserves.

    These people pushing their left wing agenda don’t give a fuck that ordinary peoples lives and livelihood’s are at stake when they come out with this left wing liberal rhetoric.

    Brainwashing the next generation, it amounts to nothing more than social engineering and kiddy fiddling on a global scale. Cunts.

  7. I’m more upset by the 2 links that appeared at the end of the video…2 links to that useless cunt James cunting Corden. Cunt.

  8. I guess that Gillette like every other company wants to maximise it’s sales and they no doubt hope that when Jess Phillips wants to shave her moustache, or Diane Abbott her butt hair, or the Wimmins Hour mob led by squadron leader Jenni Murray want to trim their minges in the BBC lockerroom they will remember this risible advert

    • To be fair to Gillette, I doubt any company that deals with shaving equipment would offer a product robust enough to crop the repulsive, wiry black grass on the bottom of Mount Abbott.
      Maybe Makita or Husqvarna?

  9. I hereby affirm that I will never buy a Gillette product again. If they are the last producers of shaving products, I shall defer to plucking each individual hair out with an eyebrow tweezer previously used by my Mrs to clean up her bikini line and then apply salt to my face laced with chilli powder. Amen

  10. Also in the Gillette ad the main protagonists of said crass behaviour appear to be white men, and the dark skinned ones step in to stop the wolf whistles or cat calling and the pushing shoving argie bargy. Not sure if that’s true of the demographic of men at large though. Total bullshit from a ripoff company. I’ve had a beard for a few years now so don’t use their overpriced shite but when I trim/neaten it up its with an electric trimmer and a merkur 34c and Astra blades.

    • There’s also a noticeable lack of horrid peacefuls doing an honour killing on their sister / raping a little white girl / cutting their daughter’s fanny off with a Gillette razor.

      • Not to belittle sexual assault, but if I was a woman I’d probably “prefer” to have my arse cheeks cheekily squeezed or a crass comment about my tits than to live life in a bin bag, be told how to vote, or have my clitoris hacked off. Just a thought, Gillette.

  11. I only use safety razors with traditional blades. A mile cheaper, and far less irritation. Gillett the best a cunt can get! Go fuck your selves you femboy wank stains.

  12. Get woke, go broke. They can remove our comments and dislikes but the sales figures on their next quarterly report won’t lie.

      • Let’s hit the fuckers where it hurts. Gillette, owned by Procter & Gamble, who also produce a plethora of other avoidable brands: AmbiPur, Ariel, Bold, Clairol, Crest, Daz, Fairy, Head & Shoulders, Max Factor, Old Spice, OralB, Pampers, Pantene, Vidal Sassoon, Tampax, Wella to name a few. Fuck them. (Copyright D.F.)

        • A good one from my schooldays –
          Why didn’t the Avon Lady call any more?
          Because Max Factor.

          Boom-boom; I’ll get my mac…

  13. I did put forth a very cynical theory to a mate in the pub. The backlash from this is itself free publicity, and perhaps Gillette are banking on those vowing to boycott the products just talking the talk and appealing to the soyboys who have just learned to shave in their late twenties.
    Otherwise it’s a disaster for them and my theory belongs in the pub.

  14. I use Tesco disposables and their own brand shaving gel, much cheaper and just as good.

  15. Are Wilkinson Sword razors still available, or have they been forced out of business because of their “militaristic” brand name?
    Will bikers be encouraged to scrap BSA bikes because it stands for “British Small Arms”?
    Will this utter lunacy ever end?
    Do these obviously under employed cunts have nothing better to do?
    Am I actually asleep and dreaming all this bollocks?
    Nothing would surprise me…

  16. Just watched that video. What a putrid pile of wank cuntery. Does anyone have a puke bucket handy? Only insufferable, cynical, jumping-on-the-feminist-bandwagon Yanks could have come up with that vomit-inducing advertising campaign.

    I am even less likely to purchase their snatch trimmers than I was before. Their ladies razor range is actually quite good, but I need to take out a fucking bank loan to buy just one of the cunts, so I rarely bother these days. (Poundland…….a Godsend for penniless cunts like me) As good as their razors are, they are just not worth the price for what basically consists of a sliver of metal and a lump of fucking plastic.

    THE BEST A WOMAN CAN GET? NAAAH, FUCK IT.

  17. I think this is an attempt at a bit of sly advertising that’s backfired. Advertisers learned a while ago that it’s better to be controversial than bland. Controversy generates media coverage, and gets the brand and product talked about. What the Yanks call ‘more bangs per buck’ I believe.
    This one’s gone too far though, not just slagging off males in general, but as usual nowadays, white blokes in particular. Playing identity politics to this degree in an advert had to backfire and alienate a lot of blokes, and I’m one. I buy Gillette products, but no more; they can fuck off.

    • I think that’s a pretty fair assessment Ron.

      Whilst I don’t work in Marketing anymore and haven’t done for well over 20 years as a young cunt I’m ashamed to say I graduated in Business Studies and Marketing.

      If I say it quickly it doesn’t hurt.

      Anyway my point is that one of the basic tenants of marketing/advertising is to inform.

      That’s it. The role of a marketer is not to educate.

      Here’s a product, it does X buy it and birds will want to fuck you.

      You get 30 seconds and it will cost you £Gazillions so get the message over.

      Oh and I almost forgot. The absolute golden fucking rule, never ever ever insult your customers.

      Remember Gerald Ratner!

  18. Get a free pack of Gillette razors with your tampon, and a certificate in Madonna studies from Soy-lent university.

  19. I bet this accusation of ‘toxic masculinity’ doesn’t apply to the razor dodging goat fuckers, too much of a hot potato to highlight real abuse.

    • Of course it doesn’t. Because feminazis and Soyboys really want moo-slime micro-dick up their orifices.

  20. After viewing this crock I realised that growing a beard was the right thing to do. Have not purchased a razor of any sort since 1984. My brother awarded me the sobriquet “Grizzly Adams” in 1985.

  21. I have a Boots razor which graciously accepts very expensive 5-blade heads. Complete bollocks, I thought when I bought it (there being no cut-throats or safety razors on display – it was the cheapest non-disposable) But, the heads last 5X longer than the single blades did, and it gives a better shave, so ho hum, that’s progress.

    At least until it breaks and all that’s on the market is a talking web-enabled 1500-microblade depilation center ™ with a digital display and an app for shaving yourself by remote control from your smartphone. I hope that Gillette have gone bust by then, though.

  22. Any sort of fucking metrosexual soyboy wankrag commie feminazi cunt that would find this advert appealing to their bed-wetting principles wouldn’t buy gillette products anyway. They’ve all got fucking muz-a-like beards. The fucking sandal-wearing poof-enabling retarded cunts.

  23. Hi Lads, if you are looking for something to replace Gillette and you don’t fancy a safety razor try Harrys (ads are online). They drop me blades every 3 months and if I am feeling flush shave gel. I dropped Gillette 12 months ago and won’t be back, hit them in the wallet. No, Harry’s don’t pay me and if I thought they were crap I would say so.

  24. I note that Gillette have launched a double page advert cover on many newspapers over the last day or so. Realisation perhaps that their unwarranted and misjudged advert was a huge mistake. Let’s hope the damage done by this fetid turd of an advert triggers a massive loss in customer base and maybe teach the fuckwits that they should stick to merely advertising the product and steer clear from the current man beating agenda perpetuated by a nauseating feminist love in. Cunts.

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